2021-22 Corches' Terrible HaSHtaGS Thread

[Brick]

NASHNUL CHUD

 

[Mame YO]

Canzano is way behind. Ma’sources laugh at him.

I wonder if I should apply to work for the Oregonian.

 

[digs]

You should definitely call into 's radio show and introduce him to the BLOGs LEXICON

 

[Mame YO]

I can’t imagine sports columnists make much money but the twitter haters might make it worth it idk. I spent all day putting ma’nose in dat ass out here in beautiful bend, Oregon and nobody even compared me to a Home Depot csr. This is the life.

 

[Brick]

it is really gonna be FUN to watch DABO on the hot seat in a couple years. all his corches and robo QBs are gone. can't wait.

 

[Skeeter]

Like the end of his days of funneling money through the church to pay recruits

 

[Ander1345]

Has anyone even reached out to Jeff Monken? He's not just and option coach.

 

[Lightningwar]

if they hire Bill O'Brien I'll eat my own shit

Ok Tollhouse

 

[Lightningwar]

When is he quitting?

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Canzano is way behind. Ma’sources laugh at him.

I wonder if I should apply to work for the Oregonian.

Post some actual info or quit with the source nonsense

 

[Southpaw]

Kiffin just agreed to an extension last week and a raise to 7.5 million per. What is Oregon going to pay him? 10? No way he leaves for less than that imo. If you pay Kiffin 10 million per year then lol.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

There's a big buyout also.

He also jumps around a ton and doesn't like recruiting that much. Can't picture LANE TRAIN up there but watching Lane vs. Riley would be entertaining.

 

[Mame YO]

Post some actual info or quit with the source nonsense

Would it make you feel better if I quoted a clownzano tweet?

 

[Irishman]

We give those about the same weight, so why not.

 

[Skeeter]

There's a big buyout also.

He also jumps around a ton and doesn't like recruiting that much. Can't picture LANE TRAIN up there but watching Lane vs. Riley would be entertaining.

HATES RECRUITING!

 

[Mame YO]

Sources have reiterated that the hire has been made. Unless something leaks today, the announcement is planned for tomorrow. It’s Kiffin.

I obviously do not have any way to check the veracity of these claims.

to be clear, I am not super happy with this hire. I hope I’m wrong!

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Kiffin just agreed to an extension last week and a raise to 7.5 million per. What is Oregon going to pay him? 10? No way he leaves for less than that imo. If you pay Kiffin 10 million per year then lol.

He would run over his mother for 7.6M per and the buyout paid

 

[Mame YO]

If I’m kiffin my motivation is basically that ole miss was a rehab jerb, he did the thing he went there to do and now he leaves the SEC for minor league pac12 with the intention of steamrolling Washington every year. It is an easier path to the cfp and he is comfortable on the west coast.

I can see the logic. I just hope it isn’t true.

 

[silverwheels]

and also fuck Old Miss

 

[Skeeter]

Please be true

 

[Southpaw]

Clownzano is one of the two most recognized journalists in the Pac 12?

The wildness of Wednesday in the Oregon coaching drama was captured by the fact that the two most recognized journalists throughout the Pac-12 Conference received directly contradictory rumors about Lane Kiffin.

So, is Kiffin in the mix or not? Wilner and Canzano are both highly visible, highly knowledgeable, well-connected, well-sourced journalists.

Colliding rumors on Lane Kiffin highlight wild day in Oregon coaching search

.@WilnerHotline heard something from his sources on Lane Kiffin. @JohnCanzanoBFT heard something very different. Is an agent creating a Lincoln Riley-LSU smokescreen?

trojanswire.usatoday.com

 

[Mame YO]

Very disappointing to hear that Urban Meyer was approached and “the timing wasn’t right”. Kelly wanted the jerb.

 

[bruin228]

Thanks

 

[Brick]

i have

welcomemikeleach.jpg

ready2roll as soon as mame gets egg on his face

 

[bruin228]

But what if they hire LEACH

 

[OU11]

HOMERUN HIRE

 

[Mame YO]

i have

welcomemikeleach.jpg

ready2roll as soon as mame gets egg on his face

I fully realize that I might look like a moron if I’m wrong, but if I’m right then my sources are better than clownzano’s which would be hilarious.

 

[silverwheels]

corch #0

 

[Brick]

I fully realize that I might look like a moron if I’m wrong, but if I’m right then my sources are better than clownzano’s which would be hilarious.

no it would just be a coincidence and confirmation bias. especially since you won't share how your sources know what they (don't) know.

 

[bruin]

MORA MORA MORA MORA

Bl22dBlue

 

[silverwheels]

I ain't got time to bl22d!

 

[Brick]

THERE NT

 

[bruin228]

 

[Mr. Radpants]

MORA MORA MORA MORA

Bl22dBlue

This seems like another team @goblue96 hates for some reason. Go Blue, ur thoughts on Connecticut?

 

[Mr. Radpants]

 

[Mame YO]

no it would just be a coincidence and confirmation bias. especially since you won't share how your sources know what they (don't) know.

I’m getting my info like… 4th hand? Like I said, this info is coming from a colleague who I am in bend with who is getting the info from an Oregon alumnus. I have no clue how they’re getting their info, I only know that he is confident in the information that they provide.

 

[Karl Hungus]

 

[Mr. Radpants]

I’m getting my info like… 4th hand? Like I said, this info is coming from a colleague who I am in bend with who is getting the info from an Oregon alumnus. I have no clue how they’re getting their info, I only know that he is confident in the information that they provide.

He's just getting it from a message board like this one, but probably one that is living and not dead

 

[goblue96]

This seems like another team @goblue96 hates for some reason. Go Blue, ur thoughts on Connecticut?

Fuck UConn!

 

[Irishman]

I fully realize that I might look like a moron if I’m wrong, but if I’m right then my sources are better than clownzano’s which would be hilarious.

"Might" is doing a lot of work in that sentence.

 

[Mame YO]

I mean, if they announce kiffin tomorrow that means I got the hire and timing right two days ahead of any announcement and with zero public information. You could call that confirmation bias I guess!

 

[Brick]

I’m getting my info like… 4th hand? Like I said, this info is coming from a colleague who I am in bend with who is getting the info from an Oregon alumnus. I have no clue how they’re getting their info, I only know that he is confident in the information that they provide.

what you describe is quite litrully why CORCHING DONE DEAL shtick exists on this site.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Fuck UConn!

Awesome, your capacity for hatred of completely irrelevant East Coast programs is truly something

 

[Mame YO]

I’m honestly just trolling with the DONE DEAL stuff I hope you realize that

 

[goblue96]

Awesome, your capacity for hatred of completely irrelevant East Coast programs is truly something

Also Fuck Syracuse! @Rutgers Mike

 

[Irishman]

At least mame hasn't posted a FlightAware link.

 

[Brick]

MIND BOTTLING

 

[Brick]

I’m honestly just trolling with the DONE DEAL stuff I hope you realize that

don't backtrack now

 

[Karl Hungus]

I’m getting my info like… 4th hand? Like I said, this info is coming from a colleague who I am in bend with who is getting the info from an Oregon alumnus. I have no clue how they’re getting their info, I only know that he is confident in the information that they provide.

IN BEND WITH enter nutopia lexicon

 

[Ander1345]

Maybe you should just leave them so no further crimes can be committed.