2021-22 Corches' Terrible HaSHtaGS Thread

[Irishman]

My sources are proprietary, sorry.

This is now the dumbest thread on the internet.

 

[adchester]

Mame's source is prolly the janitor at AUTZEN that was his weed dealer in high school or something

 

[Brick]

it can get dumber

#memberzonly

 

[silverwheels]

WE not ME

 

[Bmack]

If I had my druthers Oregon would hire Ed orgeron. So that clownzano could do headlines like this:

“Oregon’s Orgeron looks the bring first football national title

or

“Orgeron’s Oregon squad ready for season opener”

this would please me

 

[Bmack]

Oragami hobby soothes Oregon’s orgeron before big games

 

[Ander1345]

Oregon coach Orgeron thinks that the Oregano uniforms aren't Oregon enough.

 

[Mame YO]

ur kidding

Yes, obviously lol. My colleague is connected with several alumni/season ticket holder types.

 

[BasinBictory]

Yes, obviously lol. My colleague is connected with several alumni/season ticket holder types.

As their weed dealer?

 

[Mame YO]

As their weed dealer?

As their tile salesman LOL.

remember we sold to Joey Harrington? That went to shit but it didn’t come from nowhere!

 

[Yankee151]

it can get dumber

#memberzonly

MEM BERSON LY

 

[fried rice]

LSU does so much weird stuff for a school that's had a lot of recent success

You rip on my school and my state and ur damn right I’m gonna come hard and come pissed.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

What does #NoFlinch mean?

 

[Brick]

go 2-10 and don't let it bother you

 

[OU11]

 

[digs]

Mame's source is prolly the janitor at AUTZEN that was his weed dealer in high school or something

Master of the custodial arts, unless you want to be a dick about it

 

[Mr. Radpants]

I've been toying with the idea of doing a Coach Arroyo dynasty in REVAMPED and starting a thread here.

I'm not sure I'm a strong enough creative writer to match this dude's Twitter insanity, though.

 

[Brick]

hasn't this been DEBUNKED

 

[Brick]

I've been toying with the idea of doing a Coach Arroyo dynasty in REVAMPED and starting a thread here.

I'm not sure I'm a strong enough creative writer to match this dude's Twitter insanity, though.

i don't think "strong" is the word ur looking for

 

[OU11]

hasn't this been DEBUNKED

Why would that matter to us here at nutopia?

 

[Ander1345]

I've been toying with the idea of doing a Coach Arroyo dynasty in REVAMPED and starting a thread here.

I'm not sure I'm a strong enough creative writer to match this dude's Twitter insanity, though.

It's all in the hashtags

 

[Mame YO]

Welcome corch Urban Meyer

 

[Skeeter]

fort FUN @hamilton @Travis7401
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Why is he talking about Ohio state's rb corch?

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Is this boy balloon because wtf LSU

Yeah but McMurphy worse than Clownzano. #FakeNewz

 

[bruin]

#NoFlinch

 

[bruin]

FORT FUN FORT FUN FORT FUN FORT FUN

 

[bruin]

This is now the dumbest thread on the internet.

 

[Yankee151]

NARDUZZI

HEISMAN 2 PICKETT

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Corey Raymond to UF, good get for them

Radakovich officially going to Miami from Clemson

 

[fried rice]

Yikes, Corey Raymond was probably the one coach that we all wanted to retain. I guess I’d rather he go to Florida than Alabama or A&M.

 

[Ander1345]

Dabo actually gonna have to quit at this rate.

 

[Lightningwar]

Gata losing all our CROOTS

They wanted to cuck Mullen!

I heard Napier telling them all too wait until Feb because he wants to do his own eval? This guy proving his crootin prowess right out of the gate!

 

[Brick]

"not in the mix"

 

[kella]

hasn't this been DEBUNKED

Yeah he's like 3 feet to the left of Barnes

 

[Brick]

has oregon looked at

BITCH

jones

 

[Southpaw]

He can build y’all back brick by brick.

 

[Brick]

Lifetime ban.

 

[goblue96]

BAN HAMMER

 

[Mame YO]

My sources are saying that CLOWNZANO is completely wrong, LANE TRAIN is still very much in play.

 

[Brick]

thanks

 

[digs]

Don't get any scoop from having home side first row 40 yd line season tickets. Guess I have to stop joking about going to the booster dinner and just go so I can be a SAUCE too

 

[Mame YO]

I really hope it isn’t kiffin.

Meyer would be a home run but Kelly or Aranda are acceptable.

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

He can build y’all back brick by brick.

 

[digs]

innit portland like one of the strip club capitals of the world? URBAN seems like a nobrainer

 

[Brick]

when he ever gonna go to portland? no CROOTS there.

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

I mean Florida got some nice scrip cluuhs

 

[Mame YO]

innit portland like one of the strip club capitals of the world? URBAN seems like a nobrainer

And some of them even serve a mean steak, I hear. $5.99!

 

[Mame YO]

I wouldn’t know since I only visit the vegan scrip club.

 

[Mame YO]

Okay, for real this time. Oregon is hiring Lane Kiffin. DONE DEAL.

fuck me, man. So disappointing.

 

[kella]

if they hire Bill O'Brien I'll eat my own shit