2020 EPL Thread

[kella]

So, basically, England ruins a good thing. Again.

 

[kella]

ManU

 

[silverwheels]

7-0-0 baby

 

[Yankee151]

Undefeated season for Pool incoming, imo. Don't see who beats them

 

[bruin]

shaky back hermano.

Otamendi, the general having it rough

 

[silverwheels]

Undefeated season for Pool incoming, imo. Don't see who beats them

Nah, City isn't going to go quietly.

 

[bruin]

do the poznan

 

[Karl Hungus]

It's raining sideways in the Leicester-Newcastle game.

 

[hayvis]

It's been raining in the whole of the UK for about 10 days.

 

[goblue96]

It's been raining in the whole of the UK for about 10 days.

Wreaked havoc on the World Cycling Championships in Harrogate.

From today's Elite Men's "Road" Race

 

[Karl Hungus]

Imagine arguing that you didn't deserve a red for that "tackle"

 

[kella]

Imagine playing for Newcastle. Feel bad for Almiron. Deserves better.

 

[Karl Hungus]

They're going down in flames.

 

[hayvis]

I suppose 0-0 at half time would be job well done.

 

[kella]

Why are our best players 18

 

[hayvis]

Why are our best players 18

Never ever be upset about that.

 

[hayvis]

I can't believe we actually have good young players. Haven't seen that for a while.

 

[kella]

This ref is letting a lot of things go and punishing some weirdly benign looking tackles. Really strange.

 

[hayvis]

Oh well....

 

[kella]

Xhaka ducked it hahaha

 

[kella]

dude, Pepe is fucking useless

 

[hayvis]

dude, Pepe is fucking useless

I'm hoping it's just settling in time from the French league. Lacazette was bad for over a year.

 

[hayvis]

Jesus Christ that was nice. Aubameyang mor goals than games so far.....

 

[kella]

He's 3 yards onside hahaha. WTF is RA doing

 

[hayvis]

I'll take it.

 

[DeadMan]

Why the fuck is Xhaka Arsenal's captain?

 

[kella]

Ew, that sure seemed like it was an ugly game. Didn't see a lot of it but what I did see was revolting. I saw Lindelof smack the ball straight out of bounds from one sideline to the other! what the hell

 

[hayvis]

Why the fuck is Xhaka Arsenal's captain?

Because if you sign a player thinking they are good and they turn out bad, you can magically make them good by giving them the armband.

 

[DeadMan]

Because if you sign a player thinking they are good and they turn out bad, you can magically make them good by giving them the armband.

They should try it with Luiz, amirite?

 

[hayvis]

They should try it with Luiz, amirite?

Absolutely. Give him the magical power to be a sensible player.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Remember when Pulisic going to Chelsea seemed like a good thing? He's not even in the squad for this game

 

[goblue96]

Lampard giving him little direction on how to get into the team as well.

 

[doh]

Remember when Pulisic going to Chelsea seemed like a good thing? He's not even in the squad for this game

I said it last year and was attacked but the dirty secret of US Soccer was that Pulisic was not a regular player for Dortmund. He hasn't been in great form for a while at the club level. He hasn't been playing consistently for a long time either.

 

[Travis7401]

Who ATTACKED you?

 

[doh]

Internet thugs

 

[Travis7401]

I'm always excited to rip on US Soccer and American players, so I'm sad I wasn't there to defend you!

All I need to know about Pulisic is this:
Height: 5′ 8″
Weight: 154 lbs

NON ATHOLETE!

 

[Yankee151]

And I'm always excited to support that ripping by comparing American players to those of countries with less than 5M population! Watch:

Teemo Pukki is better than any player the US has ever produced

 

[kella]

PUKKI is basically WONDO if Wondo wasn't total shit

 

[Karl Hungus]

We should just annex Uruguay.

 

[Travis7401]

And I'm always excited to support that ripping by comparing American players to those of countries with less than 5M population! Watch:

Teemo Pukki is better than any player the US has ever produced

In the late 1970s, a single high school in Florida with enrollment of ______ (insert Astronaut high enrollment @Bmack) produced a basketball lineup which included more star power than the US Soccer has ever produced in all timelines combined. Hell, the substitute vocational tech teacher was a better atholete than anyone on the USMNT!

 

[hayvis]

CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT SHITTY AMERICAN PLAYERS IN THE EPL THREAD.

 

[Bmack]

In the late 1970s, a single high school in Florida with enrollment of ______ (insert Astronaut high enrollment @Bmack) produced a basketball lineup which included more star power than the US Soccer has ever produced in all timelines combined. Hell, the substitute vocational tech teacher was a better atholete than anyone on the USMNT!

We can put a placeholder at 1100 until I can get to some research tonight. This is NOT a MEASURE I have captured UNLIKE candy Marshall’s rebounds PER game as a senior in 1975-1976.

 

[Bmack]

In the late 1970s, a single high school in Florida with enrollment of ______ (insert Astronaut high enrollment @Bmack) produced a basketball lineup which included more star power than the US Soccer has ever produced in all timelines combined. Hell, the substitute vocational tech teacher was a better atholete than anyone on the USMNT!

We are going to extrapolate that the 1976-1977 school year enrollment is 1600 STUDENTS. This is based on a graduating class of 406 obtain via an ARTICLE on NEWS PAPERS dot COM. This is much higher than the 1192 that were recorded in 2016-2017 school year. WHY IS THIS?

A Hypotheisis: THE SPACE COAST was gearing up for the SPACE SHUTTLE PROGRAM. TODAY we CAN"T even get OUR own AMERICAN Astronauts into SPACE we have to RELY on RUSSIANS. THEREFORE there are fewer JOBS and fewer SCHOOL AGE CHILDREN I SURMISE. ALSO the population has MIGRATED to the SOUTH end of the COUNTY it seems.

THIS is all CONJECTURE on my part. Except for the 406 students in the graduating CLASS. This FACT was PRINTED in a NEWSPAPER.

 

[Karl Hungus]

 

[Hachiko]

 

[doh]

No shots on goal for Man U yesterday. I watched a bit-- AZ had 7 corners in the first 20 minutes and were toying with Man U at times.

Maybe if they get Jose back, they can save some money?

 

[Karl Hungus]

Lol

 

[kella]

There's Spursy, then there's SPURSY

 

[kella]

Pool have looked shitty but it only takes 1 look

E: and there it is lol

 

[silverwheels]

Liverpool's front three is so good.