2019 MLB Thread

[bruin]

here come the Blue crew..

 

[Yankee151]

https://sports.theonion.com/yankees-fans-pack-stadium-for-asshole-heritage-night-1826328296

NEW YORK—Selling out the entire venue and filling the standing room to capacity, thousands of fans flocked to Yankee Stadium Friday to proudly celebrate asshole heritage night. “Today, we honor the contributions and history of the many jackasses who have played for the New York Yankees as well as the pricks who cheered them on,” said legendary motherfucker Alex Rodriguez, adding that no team, not even the Boston Red Sox, could match the Yankees’ 115-year tradition of embracing and fielding total fucking bastards. “Assholes have made such a huge contribution to this franchise, from the miserable fucks who founded this team to the shitheads who currently own it. And, of course, without the millions of fuckwad fans and their asshole children, the Yankees would not be the organization they are today.” In honor of asshole heritage, Yankees merchandise stands were offering special discounts on dickhead hats and douchebag T-shirts.

 

[Yankee151]

Braves vs. Sox in Fenway could not be a bigger meteor series.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

It could be if the Yankees were in attendance on their off day

 

[kella]

It could be if Yankee fans were in attendance on their off day

Updated

 

[Yankee151]

Or to update it even further for the @Travis7401s in the crowd:

It could be if Yankee was in attendance on his off day(every day is his off day)

 

[Bdub]

Of the stadium's I have visited Atlanta and Boston fans don't come near to being the worst. They don't even come close to Yankee and Nats fans for being annoying.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Tomahawk chop places you near the top right off the bat.

 

[Bdub]

Tomahawk chop places you near the top right off the bat.

The chop is dumb, but it's nothing compared to Natitude

 

[Yankee151]

Braves fans (and MASSHOLES) are 10x worse on internet forums though, who cares about Nats fans in the stadium

 

[Bdub]

Braves fans (and MASSHOLES) are 10x worse on internet forums though, who cares about Nats fans in the stadium

If you willingly visit fan sites, you have no one to blame but yourself.

 

[Yankee151]

r/baseball but yeah

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Lol Reddit

Natitude is a marketing slogan that everyone rolls their eyes at. Our fanbase is pretty awful though, I really don't want to defend them after getting yelled at by other Nats fans to sit down during playoff games (yes this happens every playoffs)

 

[GatorTD]

Yankee you gotta change that avatar.

 

[Yankee151]

Why would that be

 

[Orlando]

Lol Reddit

Natitude is a marketing slogan that everyone rolls their eyes at. Our fanbase is pretty awful though, I really don't want to defend them after getting yelled at by other Nats fans to sit down during playoff games (yes this happens every playoffs)

You bought a seat. Sit in it.

 

[pavel]

Mike trout had a decent game tonight, lol

 

[Yankee151]

Sonny Gray is bad Mike Trout is good water is wet etc.

Still bummed Ohtani isn't dueling Tanaka tomorrow. He keeps getting shafted out of the cool Japanese storylines, he missed Ichiro by a couple days

 

[DeadMan]

Matt Harvey out here throwing meatballs. Jeez.

 

[goblue96]

Does he throw anything but meatballs now?

 

[DeadMan]

He served up two meatballs in the first that ended up in the second and third decks, and then pitched well for the next 3 innings, so I dunno.

 

[goblue96]

Phillies Phantom Run is enough to give them a 1-Run win over the Dodgers. Thanks for not reviewing the play.

 

[Yankee151]

A Portland (Rays, A's?) MLB team reported on by CLOWNZANO with RUSSell Wilson as the front man, just what the sim ordered.

 

[Wuf]

Christbot making moves!

 

[GatorTD]

MLB expansion would be the worst fucking thing.

 

[Yankee151]

Mariners in 1st, wat

 

[Mr. Radpants]

They are plus six triangles. Wait for that rubber band snap

 

[goblue96]

Arrieta throws OOTP Manager right under the bus:

“We’re the worst in the league in shifts,” he said, referring Sports Info Solutions data, which has the Phillies at minus-11 shift runs saved, by far the worst mark in baseball. “So we need to change that. Copy the best. I don’t know. That’s not my job. Use your eyes, make an adjustment and be better. We need some accountability all the way around — everybody, top to bottom.”

https://www.nbcsports.com/philadelp...ryone-everything-phillies-suffer-sweep-giants

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Loyalty: VERY LOW

 

[Southpaw]

 

[DeadMan]

Philly might want to think about bringing back the analytics plant: https://deadspin.com/the-phillies-and-their-dumb-shift-just-handed-third-bas-1826636217

 

[goblue96]

Worst in the league in defensive shift runs allowed!

 

[Mr. Radpants]

That's the infielder's fault.

 

[CJ_24]

Fear the Beer @goblue96

 

[Yankee151]

Part 1 of the Subway Series tonight

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Kewl

 

[Yankee151]

I still fondly remember taking the train from uptown to the bronx for the distinctive bronx factory worker who was telling us yankees fans to go home because we were going to lose

The yankees lost that day

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Uptown Miami to the Bronx?

 

[Yankee151]

You could take that train, so fair enough

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[Karl Hungus]

 

[ZackMills]

WTF

 

[bruin]

How will the Pads lose this no no?

 

[pavel]

Padres have the better Clayton now

 

[goblue96]

Didn’t get swept. @CJ_24

 

[Yankee151]

The Mariners have 21 1-run wins out of 41 total wins. Maybe Triangles do exist.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Forty-eight years ago today...

 

[GatorTD]

The Mariners have 21 1-run wins out of 41 total wins. Maybe Triangles do exist.

I’m rooting for them. Granted they aren’t the young team Houston was in 2015, but it feels like they are playing over their heads early and it might be enough to carry them to a WC game.

 

[goblue96]

Phils bullpen doesn’t implode. Suck it, @DeadMan

 

[Mr. Radpants]

The vid in this [Error: User has been triggered by Twitter and this bitchy post has been removed for the rest of our sanity.] is gr8

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Bum ass Mets