2019 MINSHEW

[Wolfman21]

i mean.....i've felt that way before......but i've never had a personal plane and been hopped up on pills and alcohol enough to actually do it

 

[Skeeter]

Seems like the mature response

 

[Skeeter]

i mean.....i've felt that way before......but i've never had a personal plane and been hopped up on pills and alcohol enough to actually do it

Do you think isray said some bullshit, McDaniel countered with I'll fight you IRL so Isray is calling his bluff?

Because that would be awesome

 

[Wolfman21]

Do you think isray said some bullshit, McDaniel countered with I'll fight you IRL so Isray is calling his bluff?

Because that would be awesome

all through text

 

[Skeeter]

all through text

 

[adchester]

im here for the fuck shit

Lol reminds me of this

 

[Wuf]

So I guess 2018 is the Belichick swan song? I don't know why else McDaniels would stay if the job wasn't waiting for him

 

[Reel]

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

Jim Irsay hopped up on cocaine and painkillers going to New England to confront a gloryboi? Somebody pass the popcorn.

 

[bruin228]

im here for the fuck shit

This is definitely fake, but I can still imagine it actually happening

 

[NML]

I can't stop whining about twitter...kill me, Pete!

how do you'll fall for that one? It has the faux check right next to his name

 

[Wolfman21]

we all know its fake NML

 

[Reel]

I can't stop whining about twitter...kill me, Pete!

how do you'll fall for that one? It has the faux check right next to his name

let it cook mayne

 

[Skeeter]

Explains why schinao backed out as well.

 

[jamesnathan]

So I guess 2018 is the Belichick swan song? I don't know why else McDaniels would stay if the job wasn't waiting for him

None of Belichick's assistants have ever gone on to any success when they go off on their own. If McDaniels was offered more and wasn't too sure he wanted to be HC or was ready to be anyway, that makes it a lot easier to go back. It stinks to back out of a job you already accepted, but you can sleep easy on your larger pile of cash.

 

[Wuf]

Gronk gon retire to be a Steven Seagal type actor. Lawd.

 

[jamesnathan]

Gronk gon retire to be a Steven Seagal type actor. Lawd.

I thought he was really into wrestling (which I'm sure is a much better option for someone with a history of injuries and concussions).

 

[BearDownUofA]

Gronk gon retire to be a Steven Seagal type actor. Lawd.

Gronk in an Under Siege remake? Hollywood is itching to make another remake...

 

[Reel]

 

[Reel]

i dont feel sorry for any of these teams that keep hiring these retreads with sketchy/shady histories

fuck Indy

 

[Wuf]

Denver spurts talk pretty much I TOADASO

They're not wrong

 

[Brick]

This is, somehow, worse than any deranged take in this awful thread:

 

[Wolfman21]

both takes are terrible

 

[bruin]

I loved the monday morning analysis today at work. Some @bruin dude saying "BRADY JUST DIDN'T WANT IT ENOUGH AND YOU COULD TELL." To which I reply "500 yards, 3 TDs, 0 INTs. I guess he should have played free safety as well?" A minute later someone wanted to know my take on same catch/no catch call? I said "Oh I don't know about that, I didn't watch the game. I'm boycotting footbaw after my boy Bortles got screwed out of his destiny."

 

[Reel]

 

[mcnoles]

 

[kella]

I'm here for the Collinsworth mocking. Fuck me that guy is insufferable these days.

 

[Bmack]

I'm here for the Collinsworth mocking. Fuck me that guy is insufferable these days.

You’d probably be off a little too if you were getting tons of letters from an attorney in Florida claiming you had a love child.

 

[bruin]

What’s the bet @Travis7401

 

[kella]

He wants to win the super bowl what a unique perspective for an NFL player

 

[bruin]

said he would watch 5 minutes of the playoffs.

/watches every game.

 

[kella]

Only game I paid any attention to was the STUPID BOWL @TonyGin&Juice

 

[Southpaw]

This agent is a total bitch maid. He was negotiating Gruden's salary with the Raiders behind his other client, Del Rio's back. Now he wanna be righteous. lol

 

[Travis7401]

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What’s the bet @Travis7401

You find me some Alex Smith wins/stats that Ma'homes is gonna beat and we'll discuss. I don't want to be accused of being unfair by stacking the impossible against the young man.

 

[Orlando]

IT'S ALL ABOUT WINNING

 

[Travis7401]

All about orange slices to me!

 

[Yankee151]

Minneapolis Shocked To Discover Thousands Of Super Bowl Attendees Left Without Seeing Rest Of City
MINNEAPOLIS— Perplexed by the utter absence of thronging tourists throughout places of interest, Minneapolis residents reported feelings of shock and dismay Monday upon discovering that thousands of Super Bowl attendees had simply left the Twin Cities immediately after the game without experiencing the rich culture the area has to offer. “My colleagues tell me there are no crowds whatsoever at the American Swedish Institute, local merchants say attendance is actually down at the Mall of America, and the parks department is confounded that few if any people have toured our many impressive local bodies of water,” said Minneapolis Sculpture Garden curator Lukas Svensson, who was forced to send most of his staff home Monday afternoon when droves of awestruck visitors from across the nation inexplicably failed to appear. “I personally can’t understand why no one wants to see our sculpture of a big spoon with a cherry perched jauntily on top, unless the 8-degree weather has something to do with it.” Civic leaders were reportedly not surprised whatsoever upon being told that the situation was identical in St. Paul, which they described as “a frozen, passive-aggressive suburb of Minneapolis made up of alternating churches and bars.”

@adchester

 

[adchester]

I don't live there, why you tagging me

Edit: I did lol at "St. Paul, which they described as “a frozen, passive-aggressive suburb of Minneapolis made up of alternating churches and bars.” tho. Very true.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

TUNDRA VORTEX

 

[Yankee151]

I don't live there, why you tagging me

Edit: I did lol at "St. Paul, which they described as “a frozen, passive-aggressive suburb of Minneapolis made up of alternating churches and bars.” tho. Very true.

Because you love ragging on MLPS. Only @TonyGin&Juice is crazy enough to live there babby.

 

[adchester]

Because you love ragging on MLPS. Only @TonyGin&Juice is crazy enough to live there babby.

Haha I love Minneapolis, I love ragging on Minnesotan's overinflated opinions of it.

Saw a good quote on Reddit today: "Minnesota: vastly underrated by outsiders, vastly overrated by insiders"

 

[silverwheels]

Oklahoma: vastly shitty no matter where you are.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

I don't live there, why you tagging me

Edit: I did lol at "St. Paul, which they described as “a frozen, passive-aggressive suburb of Minneapolis made up of alternating churches and bars.” tho. Very true.

They left off “where the roads were designed by drunk Irishmen.” Legit, I could easily live in Cathedral Hill if the street layout of St Paul made any sense.

 

[CJ_24]

Haha I love Minneapolis, I love ragging on Minnesotan's overinflated opinions of it.

I actually prefer St. Paul to Minneapolis. But the roads in St. Paul are terriiiiiiiible, and that's an understatement.

 

[R2D2]

I wonder how much losing DeFilippo and Reich is gonna affect the Eagles next year. Pederson called the plays, but both coaches were active in the gameplans/play designs.

 

[goblue96]

Just let Big Dick Nick call the plays in the huddle.

 

[Orlando]

You mean from the sidelines holding a clipboard?

 

[goblue96]

You mean from the sidelines holding a clipboard?

2 QBs on the field at all times. Schematic advantage.

 

[Yankee151]

You mean 1 QB and 1 Wide Receiver

 

[goblue96]

You mean from the sidelines holding a clipboard?

You mean 1 QB and 1 Wide Receiver