SMALL BALLERS GON LOOK 2018 FIFA World Cup

[Snorky's Shame]

Hey, a Barca player scored!

Just not the one everyone expected.

Argentina needs Iceland not to win tomorrow or they’re done.

 

[Orlando]

The world needs Iceland to win

 

[OU11]

Iceland is already easy to root for as it is

 

[Rob's FSU]

I'll be happy when both of those teams are eliminated.

 

[Orlando]

Dobby and the Croats putting up 3 on Argentina. What a time to be alive.

 

[hayvis]

 

[Yankee151]

Scenes if Nigeria beats Iceland to give Argentina hope only to then beat Argentina as well

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[chibob]

Sisto should be starting but he hasn't played well. He's been too predictable and has no drive to cross a ball in. Tactics have been questionable. Brathwaite who only played in 3 games during qualifying has been the go to off the bench. I didn't even know he was on the WC squad until he came in last game. Only used 2 subs in a game that Denmark looked flat. Sisto should've been subbed by the 65th.

edit: Probably because we are missing lord GOAT

Spoiler

I said this in the first match. He can run he just doesn’t know where to run.

 

[chibob]

ORALE @Yankee151 @bruin228 @kella @fsuprime

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Are you in Benidorm?

 

[chibob]

Usa was also doping last world cup by distance covered, and all it got us was a loss to Belgium!

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You need to couple doping with technical ability...not just mongoloid ability.

 

[Travis7401]

Well it seems to be you, Travis, and Wooly so not sure this fits

Is this the version of the sim where the Russians were just banned from competing in the Olympics because of systematic doping, or should I be treating these soccer stats as if they are presented in a vacuum like you mongoloids?

 

[kella]

Oh hey we sent another American to the world cup

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...-fifa-denies-referee-portugal-shirt?CMP=fb_gu

 

[adchester]

Hasn't that dude refereed like two World Cups already? And just now he's unable to resist asking for a jersey, in the first half no less? lol

Also he'd ask for Pepe's jersey? lol ok

 

[Travis7401]

I would ask for Pepe's jersey for voodoo reasons.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Hasn't that dude refereed like two World Cups already? And just now he's unable to resist asking for a jersey, in the first half no less? lol

Also he'd ask for Pepe's jersey? lol ok

Ronaldo's shirt.

 

[adchester]

Ronaldo's shirt.

Amrabat said Portugal defender Pepe told him the referee had asked for his shirt during the first half. The Morocco player told NOS: “This is the World Cup, it’s not a circus.”
Some media wrongly reported Amrabat as saying Pepe told him Geiger had asked for Ronaldo’s shirt.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Ha, they changed that.

 

[Karl Hungus]

 

[doh]

It's the AFA. Sampaoli was doomed from the start, there was no way his system would work with this team. The players were never going to buy into it and anyway, the 'force it to Messi and hope' trait is just too ingrained.

And some of these guys they're starting... Caballero is 36 and barely played for Chelsea. Mascherano is 34 and playing in China. Tagliafico has played 1/2 year in the Eredivisie.... lawd.

 

[bruin]

Are you in Benidorm?

Not sure what that is, but I hit that like button on that afternoon bam bam kick.

Plus it sounds kinda cool?

 

[DanishDonut0]

Stuart Holden had me loling with the "WHAT A GOAL" on a tap in

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I thought this was GUS' job?

 

[kella]

And some of these guys they're starting... Caballero is 36 and barely played for Chelsea. Mascherano is 34 and playing in China. Tagliafico has played 1/2 year in the Eredivisie.... lawd.

Not to mention Biglia and several other guys I've never heard of.

 

[DanishDonut0]

Oh hey we sent another American to the world cup

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...-fifa-denies-referee-portugal-shirt?CMP=fb_gu

Hasn't that dude refereed like two World Cups already? And just now he's unable to resist asking for a jersey, in the first half no less? lol

Also he'd ask for Pepe's jersey? lol ok

Don't forget whatever American made the Australia VAR penalty!

edit: errr shocker, not really, it was him

 

[GuyIncognito]

I thought this was GUS' job?

The advantages of not having cable and watching every game on Telemundo instead...

 

[Orlando]

I can’t hate Gus.

 

[GuyIncognito]

I hate JP the worst, and every color guy.

We should just outsource the entire thing to Brits. We take all the worst parts of British soccer culture, might as well take the best too.

 

[pavel]

golathoooo

Best post in this thread

 

[bruin]

Yeah, how did FOX not hire Darke, or Martin Tyler? Those guys aren’t NBC exclusive in the states.

 

[goblue96]

Darke said no to FOX.

 

[bruin]

Interesting. Good for him.

 

[Southpaw]

Thank god that official was there to stop it when it got exciting.

 

[NML]

Southpaw:Soccer::Brick:Matt Walsh

 

[Karl Hungus]

Peak Neymar right there. What a bitch.

 

[goblue96]

How is that not a yellow for diving?

 

[DanishDonut0]

Well there it is

 

[goblue96]

And a second for slamming the ball down.

Neymar shook

 

[Southpaw]

Rofl pussies just rolling around like they dying. I can't do it man.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Rofl pussies just rolling around like they dying. I can't do it man.

Sounds like you've been doing for about 88 minutes so far.

 

[Southpaw]

I just nutted. I was edging that whole time.

 

[Karl Hungus]

I'm just glad it wasn't Neymar.

 

[ebarws6]

neymar a lil bitch boi

at least he ate half that plate of spaghetti he called his hair before the game

 

[kella]

Likeable Brazilians since Fat Ronaldo: 0

 

[goblue96]

 

[Skeeter]

Poland looks nice.

 

[GatorTD]

Likeable Brazilians since Fat Ronaldo: 0

 

[OU11]

Imagine a FRED Wondo pairing

 

[Karl Hungus]

I'm going to end up paying through the nose for one of these Nigeria shirts.

 

[kella]

Ridiculous control on that goal by Ahmed Musa, the greatest FIFA super sub of all time.

 

[doh]

Who do the hipsters root for... the MIRACLE COUNTRY or teh coolest uni's evar?

 

[bruin]

that was dope.