2014 NFL: ALL HAIL THE ACID SHARKS

[bruin]

he ain't no Knile Davis.

 

[bruin]

I'm not even mad. It was a great day of Bortles watch yesterday @NML. Bortles now has 4 times more career pick 6s and more total career interceptions than Tim Tebow (12 for Bortles 9 for Tebow), and it only took him a mere 6 games!!

http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/20111...gameinfo|contentId:09000d5d82419bc5&tab=recap

 

[Wuf]

Panthers Saints should be the ultimate pillow fight

 

[bruin]

/boing

 

[Southpaw]

So Gizmo is starting tonight? Lol. I know @kella is at the game with a sign.

If he is y'all get a pic. I can't watch this garbage.

 

[jdlikewhoa]

@kella is too busy playing some form of soccer on hiatt place along with the rest of the hipster gringos

 

[Clintmartian]

Romo gon win

 

[jdlikewhoa]

Nobody wants to win this game

 

[kella]

Wow, blatant hold not called, lol

 

[Irishman]

Waiting for the Romo Interception.

 

[Bdub]

Give Romo a break, it's impressive he is even out there.

 

[GatorTD]

Lol that washingston pr guy grabbing McCoy and yelling at the reporter. "NO MEANS NO!!!"

 

[mcnoles]

 

[Clintmartian]

Lol that washingston pr guy grabbing McCoy and yelling at the reporter. "NO MEANS NO!!!"

New "No More" commercial?

 

[bruin]

would have been better if he said No Mas!

 

[Southpaw]

Now I'm done. #bradyquinn

 

[jdlikewhoa]

 

[Brick]

Now I'm done. #bradyquinn

I'm waiting for an opportune time to send this vid in a work email.

 

[R2D2]

So, Mark Barron got traded to the Rams. Was hoping he would've landed as an Eagle, but nah.

 

[bruin]

note to GM's- don't draft Bama DB's.

 

[BasinBictory]

note to GM's- don't draft Bama RB's.

FTFY

 

[Travis7401]

Love the story of the Broncos fan who disappeared (now that he's been found alive and unharmed).

The 53-year-old told police he hitchhiked south because he’d had “his fill of football,” and wanted to find somewhere warm to relax, according to an ABC News affiliate.

Another Broncos fan bored near to death by Peyton-Bot and disgusted with the current state of football.

 

[Irishman]

Methinks Mr. Broncos Super Fan might not be playing with a full deck.

 

[Southpaw]

Likely story. He's probably cooking meth with Jesse Pinkman.

 

[Travis7401]

I assume he walked out when Peyton-bot had his meltdown because fans were cheering while he was on offense. I want to start a campaign to cheer as loud as fuck every time Denver is on offense so that they don't get used to operating in pure silence and then fuck up when they reach the super bowl and it is loud.

 

[Southpaw]

Yeah but when it's super quiet we can hear him cuss out the guys who fuck up.

 

[kella]

 

[Travis7401]

I love how he says "Get it in my mouth"

Not drink it, get it in his robotic mouth hole. So robotic so sexual so wow.

 

[Reel]

Likely story. He's probably cooking meth with Jesse Pinkman.

where do you come up with this stuff. BRAVO!!!!

 

[Schauwn]

I read somewhere that he said "he wasn't even aware people were looking for him". How do you leave with announcing for days and not assume anyone will be looking for you.

 

[Travis7401]

I read somewhere that he said "he wasn't even aware people were looking for him". How do you leave with announcing for days and not assume anyone will be looking for you.

I kind of did this once in college. I left on a hunting trip for like a week and I mentioned it in passing to one of my roommates, but apparently his drug addled brain failed to register it. They just figured I'd died or dropped out of college or ran off with some girl or something, so they were starting to divvy up my belongings. I got home and there was a note on my bed in case I returned while they were gone, letting me know that they figured I was dead so they drank all my booze. I left my elk head in my roommate's bed as my note back to him.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Yeah but when it's super quiet we can hear him cuss out the guys who fuck up.

 

[Reel]

sounds like TPB voiceover

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Anyone watchin? Brees threw a fluke ass pick, the panthers are so fuckin lucky

 

[Brick]

I'm at the local hot dog place watching the game with these fucking plebes. Have gym shorts and a ratty T on and still look better than these jerseys adorned fucktard adults

 

[Hollywood]

2nd and 13, lets run Williams up the gut.

You fucking idiots.

 

[Hollywood]

And that's why Bersin has been on the practice squad so long.

More shitty Panthers offense.

 

[wolverine318]

Should give Rob Chud a call.

 

[Hollywood]

Mike Shula should have never been hired. Goddamn horrible playcalling.

 

[Brick]

First time watching Carolina. So sad that the way they are using them.

NASHNUL doe

 

[Hollywood]

Another 3rd and long.

GJGE on the turnover. Giftwrapped touchdown.

 

[Hollywood]

Fuck this shit. This team deserves to lose every game they play.

 

[kella]

Maybe if Cam was in more Gatorade commercials, he would play betta

 

[bruin]

I love Cam, but Jesus Christ every deep ball he throws is an alley oop.

 

[Brick]

Are they gonna interview ginger cowboys corch about what its like to lose to a 3rd string QB at home?

@mak

DEZ

 

[bruin]

you would love the chiefs @brock

Alex Smith hasn't thrown a TD to a WR all season and he didn't even attempt a pass 10 yards down field v St Louis

 

[Brick]

Andy Reid is a genius. Psueagle and mike Sherman atoadaso

 

[bruin]

not sure what Andy's wife looks like.

 

[bruin]

Sean Payton haha

 

[bruin]

Cam has fuck shit around him.