2014 NBA Thread

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

Ya lebron is 7-7 shooting for the qtr. Spurs still extend the lead lol. Goddamn Popovich owns. Duncan owns. Parker owns. Diaw owns. Sugar K owns maybe the most. Spurs own. If im lebron I opt out and go play in china until spurs et. al. Retire

 

[Clintmartian]

Wades 2-12

That dunk/face is my favorite thing in basketball ever. That dude had some crazy ass dunks at this A&M basketball camp I went to.

 

[Bmack]

Nice ovation for Haskell. Only highlight of the night.

 

[Chase]

Doomed from the start

 

[Wuf]

Romo needs to be stopped

 

[Keith1212]

lmao

disaster game for Wade

 

[pavel]

 

[pavel]

 

[NavyHog]

Diaw has been just brilliant this game (much of the playoffs really). His court sense and ability to pass has been fun to watch.

 

[Bmack]

I wonder if these last two games are different if I had gotten the chicken fingers.

 

[pavel]

I think so

 

[Wuf]

Walk your lazy ass around the concourse next time

 

[pavel]

Diaw would be the chubbiest guy to get a triple double since Ice Cube

 

[mongoose]

LeBron gotta stop eatin so much mcdeez

 

[OU11]

needs to switch over to deez

 

[NavyHog]

If Lebron opts out this off-season the Heat would be one of the worst teams in the league.

If I'm him I wouldn't want to play with this garbage ass bench and a broken down Wade anymore.

 

[Brick]

Herp it to me a derp

HERP IT TO ME A DERP

 

[Wuf]

Well said

 

[bruin]

blonde puppet bae

 

[Bmack]

Stay tuned for collinsworth dynasty turned Marshall dynasty updates this weekend!

 

[NavyHog]

blonde puppet bae

Hells yeah! I wish we could get some nudes.

 

[bruin]

me dos.

 

[OU11]

Here you go you sick fucks

 

[mongoose]

Shop her face on it and I'm good

 

[R2D2]

Reel E. Weird

 

[bruin]

Shop her face on it and I'm good

Rite.

I'm yelllling TIMBEEER

 

[Brick]

San Antonio is champs

LEBRONS GOT DA CRAMPS

 

[R2D2]

Not one, not two, not three, not four... straight finals appearances with only two rings to show for it.

 

[sayo]

Lebron sucks. Kobe would have threatened his teammates to the point where they shoot better than 2/12 or whatever they were shooting in the second half by the time I stopped paying attention.

 

[goblue96]

Not one, not two, not three, not four... straight finals appearances with only two rings to show for it.

South Beach doesn't open their legs for NBA Finalists.

 

[bruin]

Blonde Directv puppet >>>Sage Steel.

 

[evil1]

Wow. I mean, just wow. I am amazed at how easily the Spurs have carved up the Heat the last two games.

Wade has aged so much that Greg Oden thinks he looks old. If Miami cannot win the athleticism battle, what else can they rely on to over take the Spurs?

 

[R2D2]

Refs.

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

blonde puppet bae

not sure if relevant
still would smash
fünf yams out of fünf

 

[Wuf]

Holy gazongas Batman

 

[bruin]

Cones.

 

[Bmack]

I'll say one thing. If by some miracle the heat win game 5 I'm getting some fucking chicken fingers game 6. Maybe two orders.

 

[Brick]

meh. where are the pics of lebrons mom.

 

[bruin]

Delonte West has all of em

 

[Reel]

Gimme those Chalmers stats

 

[Bmack]

Gimme those Chalmers stats

4 pts 3 pf. He's lost. Such a shithead.

 

[Reel]

4 pts 3 pf. He's lost. Such a shithead.

Tears of joy are running down cheeks now

 

[bruin228]

 

[Reel]

 

[Reel]

Saw this gem on Twitter

Chalmers is just gonna show up one day this summer at Heat facilities and his access badge isnt gonna work anymore.

 

[Packfan]

Yeah when Charmers and Wade are traded for Anthony Davis this summer

 

[pavel]

Southpaw is MIA

 

[bruin]

busy watching big smo reruns.

 

[Keith1212]

Lebron seems disconnected when they lose. He goes into beast mode when they're all playing well but where's the beast mode when everyone else is struggling? ie when it's needed?

He put up his stats last night but he was just doing what he's expected to do. He never started to dominate or even seemed like he was trying to from my POV.

 

[Bucksin04]

I'm not sure I've ever seen a team, in any sport, at any level, play as well as San Antonio has played the last two games. They're in a completely different stratosphere execution wise than any other basketball team on the planet right now.

Lebron seems disconnected when they lose. He goes into beast mode when they're all playing well but where's the beast mode when everyone else is struggling? ie when it's needed?

He put up his stats last night but he was just doing what he's expected to do. He never started to dominate or even seemed like he was trying to from my POV.

I mean, he had 19 of the Heat's 21 points in the quarter. I don't know what else he was supposed to do. At one point (think it was after the 3rd quarter), he had 10 FGM and the entire rest of the team had 10 FGM. If Wade is going to be 3-13, Bosh is going to be invisible, Chalmers is gon' Chalmers, and no one is going to play defense, Bron could score 40 and it wouldn't make a difference.