2013-14 Premier League

[Orangebird]

 

[DeadMan]

 

[DeadMan]

 

[goblue96]

Did anyone notice at the Sunderland Department of Transportation that they were missing 11 traffic cones?

 

[Yankee151]

Hopefully he's only out for a week or two. I can't handle more of having two number 9s up top (If Dzeko is even good enough to be considered a number 9)

 

[Larry Fitzgerald]

I still don't know how in the hell that goal went in for Chelsea, but I'll take it. Looks like Tim Howard overreacted on the ball and knocked it in himself.

 

[TrojanMan]

I still don't know how in the hell that goal went in for Chelsea, but I'll take it. Looks like Tim Howard overreacted on the ball and knocked it in himself.

Howard had a really good game, too.

I don't blame him for being a little flat footed on the goal. Terry's spikes flying at me would startle me, also.

 

[chibob]

United looked good today. Need more games like that. Forgot what winning felt like.

 

[kella]

Why is Snodgrass struggling away at Norwich? He's more useful than Ashley Young as far as wingers go

 

[bruin]

Snodgrass was a beast with Leeds in Fifa 12.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Spurs with zero creativity, as usual.

 

[DeadMan]

This Stoke-Arsenal game is really bad. Yikes. The vast majority of the game is Arsenal passing it around the back and not getting past the half way line. Ugh.

 

[bruin]

not enough Stoke in this bitch.

 

[kella]

Arsenal suck

 

[kella]

Ozil is useless

 

[DeadMan]

Only player that looked halfway decent today was Oxlade-Chamberlain.

In isolation, it's not the worst result, but in the context of the season now, it pretty much means that Arsenal's title challenge is over.

 

[silverwheels]

Fuck you, Chelsea.

 

[Renegade]

Spike the cannons!

 

[Milo]

Dejagah put on an impressive a show of incompetence against Chelsea.

 

[Snorky's Shame]

Alan Pardew does a poor Zidane impression.

 

[DeadMan]

Yeah, at least inflict some damage if you're going to do that.

 

[Milo]

"I tried to push him away with my head."

 

[DeadMan]

Southampton are really fun to watch. Very unlucky to be losing right now.

 

[TrojanMan]

Fuck you, Chelsea.

Schurrle you must be joking?


I'll get my coat....

 

[goblue96]

He is joking and don't call him Schurlle.

 

[kella]

Hazard is amazing. As two footed as a player gets these days and still rabona flicked a cross right onto the head of Torres

 

[TrojanMan]

He summons the power of the Belgian neckbeard god.

 

[Yankee151]

 

[kella]

From what I've seen Meyler is a bit of a prick

 

[Chase]

Hazard is amazing. As two footed as a player gets these days and still rabona flicked a cross right onto the head of Torres

Best player in the BPL

 

[kella]

No argument here. Hilarious that this distinction was Aaron Ramsey's to lose in week 10

 

[NML]

Suarez has to be right there, no?

 

[TrojanMan]

Suarez loses the tiebreaker on account of being completely unlikeable.

 

[NML]

Ur some kind of asshole when you lose the "unlikeable contest" against a dude who once kicked a ball boy haha

 

[Orlando]

He deserved it tho

 

[Yankee151]

Feels like one of those games

 

[bruin]

backline is a mess and Dzeko has been worthless.

Need Navas

 

[Milo]

Loans of senior players often mean the player isn't coming back, but Borini is still young (22) and if he's starting to adapt his game, he'd be a really interesting option for Liverpool. Particularly with the (likely) rise in the number of games next season.

Really liked his original signing. He's a smart player and a good finisher. And it was when Suarez was a much more erratic finisher and it was a big question where goals would come from. I think I was touting Fletcher for the same reason.

Got hurt early and never could get minutes after that.

 

[Yankee151]

Had to change my pants after that, wow

Goal 1: this angle doesn't really do it justice:

 

[Yankee151]

And again, wow

 

[Milo]

Sunderland play their hearts out for 45 minutes. Lead by 1. City give a shit for a couple minutes. Lead by 1.

Three great goals.

 

[Yankee151]

Not to worry, DiMichelis still isn't caring and I'm sure it'll come back to haunt him again.

 

[Milo]

Speaking of Fletcher...

 

[kella]

Benteke, good lawd

He's already the best 81 ovr striker in the history of FIFA, gonna get a boost dis week

 

[Larry Fitzgerald]

Eden Hazard jersey came in today. I am Beardown.

 

[tab10]

Wilshere pretty much done now... out for 6 weeks.

 

[DeadMan]

Glad Arsenal could bounce back against Everton. Next weekend is a huge game (@Tottenham). Win and they'll be safe for Champions League pretty much and have some momentum going into a tough stretch. Lose and the race for 4th is on.

 

[Larry Fitzgerald]

Hour and fifteen minutes until Chelsea v. Tottenham. Go Blues!

 

[DeadMan]

Did I just see Adebayor defending by his own corner flag?

A motivated Adebayor is really dangerous for Arsenal. He's also dangerous for Tottenham, though

 

[Milo]

In honor of MLS returning, NBCSN has Arlo White calling a bad game on their channel.