2021 HEINEKEN

[Southpaw]

Well they lost to the Texans once already so you may be right. Also lost to the Jets lol.

Tennessee River is a long fucking way from Nashville, though. You must be using the new Webb telescope.

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Well where can I fucking dock the Boston Whaler

 

[Southpaw]

Cumberland River.

Is that you?

 

[Mr. Radpants]

I heard @GR8 2 B FL G8R is living on a Boston Whaler

 

[pavel]

Where did you read that?

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

I currently live on a Boston Whaler docked on the Cumberland River, and I am monitoring King Henry's progress via binoculars and telescopes

 

[Travis7401]

I don’t think Tony knows what a Boston Whaler is, lol.

Tough to live on one of them! I hope he has the 12’ super sport (17 foot is pictured)!

 

[Southpaw]

Only reason I knew is because one of my rich friends as a kid had one on the back of their family yacht. He used to always brag to me about the little Boston Whaler that it would still float even if it was cut in half!

 

[kella]

Cut in half hot dog or hamburger style tho

 

[Skeeter]

Hot dog no bun

 

[Travis7401]

Cut in half hot dog or hamburger style tho

They advertise like it’s some sort of wizardry, but it just means the hull is completely filled with foam lol.

I hope that’s the size Tony lives on, always playing with his dinghy

 

[CJ_24]

How fucking unathletic are you that you tear cartilage dancing?

 

[bruin228]

Surprised it wasn't PENCIL NECK GEEK @bruin

 

[adchester]

GODGERS BUMS

 

[Southpaw]

He’s not gonna waste any time worrying about that stuff but he’s following what some no name guy says about him. Oh he mad

 

[Brick]

BUMMMMMSSSS

 

[Yankee151]

FRANCHISE

 

[bruin228]

That is honestly pretty incredible

 

[Southpaw]

Being home for a snow day I made the mistake of having espn on for a little while. All these idiots Tom bout Jonathan Taylor should win mvp lol. Gtfo. If Henry didn’t win it last year then no rb should win it. Titans prolly win 4 games without him last year.

 

[bruin228]

He didn’t win it last year because GODGERS locked it up easily. That’s not necessarily the case this year

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Also Jonathan Taylor was on Home Improvement @Bmack

 

[Bmack]

Also Jonathan Taylor was on Home Improvement @Bmack

beautiful fuxit @ing

 

[goblue96]

Taylor is my fantasy football team's MVP.

 

[BasinBictory]

Taylor is my fantasy football team's MVP.

But is he vaccinated?

 

[silverwheels]

Humanity was a mistake.

 

[kella]

They've had decades to think about new names and this is what they've come up with lmao

Shit franchise deserves nothing more

 

[CJ_24]

Those candidates are what happens when you hire an expensive professional marketing firm.

 

[kella]

They didn't. They let midget Snyder bully them into this shit. They hired a new team president, who seems like an actual non asshole (Jason Wright) and an SVP of Media (Julie Donaldson) and gave them precisely no real power. Total puppets.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Why don’t they just announce it now? Hope someone leaks it

 

[bruin228]

Should be the Washington BUMS

 

[kella]

Go to this guy's profile and look at his "investigation" website

 

[silverwheels]

Someone who uses the terms "liberal media", "triggered", and "woke" and identifies as a conservative/libertarian is defending a pedophile and pedophile enabler? SHOCKED, I TELL YOU!

All of those retards need to be fired into the Sun.

 

[goblue96]

How does RODGERS survive two years at the People's Republic of Berkeley?

 

[CJ_24]

How does RODGERS survive two years at the People's Republic of Berkeley?

His contrarian world view was probably shaped by having to survive two years in Berkeley

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

It was the early 2000s during the Bush Administration, the contrarian worldview was 100% correct. They have purposefully muddied the waters on every issue, as Operation Mindfuck nears completion.

 

[Skeeter]

I don't hate the Washington Armada

 

[kella]

Armada makes no sense. There's 1 ship at the Navy Yard and it's a museum.

 

[Skeeter]

Armada makes no sense. There's 1 ship at the Navy Yard and it's a museum.

Are there a bunch of tigers in Cincinnati?

 

[bruin228]

Washington Dave Aranda

 

[Bmack]

Washington Nissan Armadas

but prolly only 1 of those thur 2 simce shortage of MiCROPROCESSORS

 

[CJ_24]

@Rutgers Mike

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Armada makes no sense. There's 1 ship at the Navy Yard and it's a museum.

It would make more sense if they were in the Navy Yard

 

[fried rice]

Hey you know what would be great, would be if we named our team mascot after that big group of Spanish ships that were famously crushed by weather and/or the British. The “Armada Sunk by Opponent” headlines will write themselves.

 

[kella]

@Rutgers Mike

George Mason's finest.

 

[bruin228]

JOEY FRANCHISE

 

[Schauwn]

Maybe Chase should be the MVP.

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Tee Higgins, Boyd, and the Kazakhstan TE were on the highlights

 

[Ander1345]

Looks like the Bears are going to "promote" Ryan Pace to get him away from personnel management and fire Nagy. What a fucking joke of a franchise.

 

[OU11]

CHENANGO BEARS

 

[OU11]

Also I'd put $100 on commanders because it's so deliciously generic

edit: they'll also probably put a flag on the logo too because NASHNUL