SMALL BALLERS GON LOOK 2018 FIFA World Cup

[hayvis]

I dislike France very much. This is not the sim I was hoping for.

If England wins tomorrow and defeats France I will be very happy. If Croatia wins tomorrow and defeats France I won't be as happy, but I will still take some solace from a French loss. I do not like this French team.

Deschamps is French institutional cockiness at it's most pronounced. Identity rubs off on the rest of them.

 

[Yankee151]

What isn't there to like about a Croat win?

 

[bruin]

Not boring when Ingerland put 6 past them. Sweden beat France, England beat Sweden easily. Therefore Ingerland will dispose of France with ease.

 

[hayvis]

What isn't there to like about a Croat win?

Because Ingerland would have to lose in that scenario, you absolute fucking moron.

 

[Yankee151]

Not for you, for @worst2first

 

[DeadMan]

It's frustrating that France are terrible to watch but clearly the most talented team at this tournament. Deschamps still hasn't put together an effective France team, but they're in two straight finals and are probably pretty big favorites to win the World Cup.

 

[fried rice]

Allons enfants de la patrie, la jour de gloire est arrivé!

/hasn’t watched a minute of France in this World Cup

 

[Yankee151]

France will lose to formerly snake bitten shithousers in the final just like in 2016, whether thats England or Croatia.

 

[hayvis]

France will lose to formerly snake bitten shithousers in the final just like in 2016, whether thats England or Croatia.

When they face a superior attacking team like Ingerland, their weak ass defence will get exposed.

 

[Yankee151]

I really like the matchup because Giroud has been just as bad as Sterling at not putting away goals. LUXURY FORWARD vs. LUXURY WINGER. Whoever scores first will win the game.

 

[Snorky's Shame]

Barcelona defender heads in only goal at a semifinal in the World Cup? Yeah, that sounds familiar...

 

[Soonerfan09]

Because Ingerland would have to lose in that scenario, you absolute fucking moron.

What isn't there to like about a Croat win?

 

[worst2first]

I can't get too excited about Croatia, but I'd prefer them win it than France.

Ironically, some of my ancestors had the last name Louis so I'm fairly certain I have some French blood. I'm equally certain that I have far more English, Welsh, and Scottish ancestry. There are a lot of things I like about France but this French team is simply insufferable.

 

[kella]

Remember when EA made Puyol as effective at headers as a 6'6" player? lawd that shit was annoying.

 

[bruin]

Because Ingerland would have to lose in that scenario, you absolute fucking moron.

 

[Brick]

It's frustrating that France are terrible to watch but clearly the most talented team at this tournament. Deschamps still hasn't put together an effective France team, but they're in two straight finals and are probably pretty big favorites to win the World Cup.

Every Corch Is Bad

 

[Yankee151]

Watching this post game interview with Giroud. Interviewer trying her best to avoid licking her lips.

 

[chibob]

I really like the matchup because Giroud has been just as bad as Sterling at not putting away goals. LUXURY FORWARD vs. LUXURY WINGER. Whoever scores first will win the game.

Luxury? Southgate deploys him as a work horse.

 

[Yankee151]

Just following the script.

 

[chibob]

Hot take after hot take

 

[bruin]

Hot take after hot take

 

[Orlando]

Not boring when Ingerland put 6 past them. Sweden beat France, England beat Sweden easily. Therefore Ingerland will dispose of France with ease.

Pshhh. England only got by Sweden thanks to the ref.

 

[Brick]

if bad donald glover gifs brought us laguna beach, im ok with it.

 

[Yankee151]

if bad donald glover gifs brought us laguna beach, im ok with it.

 

[chibob]

if bad donald glover gifs brought us laguna beach, im ok with it.

Ahhh Laguna Beach...I thought it was the Hills

 

[Karl Hungus]

I want Ingerland to win, but it's starting to feel like they're doomed.

 

[hayvis]

 

[kella]

I want Ingerland to win, but it's starting to feel like they're doomed.

Couldn't afford the apostrophe? I thought Brexit was saving them a lot of money.

 

[kella]

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...ard-hit-out-at-anti-football-france?CMP=fb_gu

Agreed, unfortunately. How does a team with Giroud, Mbappe, and Griezmann up front generate such a negative style? Maybe it's running 3 defensive midfielders...

 

[bruin]

I'm not taking any Sterling slandering today. @Yankee151 @bruin228

Just a fair warning, bros..

 

[DeadMan]

France still created the best 3 chances of the game, and would have won 3-0 if Giroud didn't suck and/or Courtois didn't have a great game. Maybe Belgium should have a game plan that doesn't boil down to trying to cross the ball for Lukaku or Fellani.

 

[Yankee151]

If they tried to cross to Fellaini instead of having him pin back Pavard, that may have worked!

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[hayvis]

That fucking cunt Bilic is on the buildup on ITV. Hope Ian Wright shoves a chair in his head or something. In other news, I feel like I'm gonna be writing up the evening's events on the shit hi'self thread.

 

[hayvis]

This is a good omen. Kenny Powers all over UK tv advertising for gambling -

 

[kella]

Do you guys not have sunblock over there?

 

[kella]

The commercial for Morrisons shows like 60 different people at work and they're all white lmao

Does UKIP have an ad agency?

 

[hayvis]

Do you guys not have sunblock over there?

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Sunblock is for girls. Real men go red.

 

[hayvis]

The bear is the football on tv, the pug is me -

 

[Soonerfan09]

Let’s go Croats!

 

[kella]

christ Stones is so goofy looking

 

[bruin]

I hope this goes to ET and Sterling nets the winner

 

[Karl Hungus]

Oh shit.

 

[silverwheels]

Wow.

 

[Soonerfan09]

That was nice.

 

[bruin]

 

[kella]

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Having ur right back take free kicks finally pays off!

 

[DeadMan]

That is so good. Are we sure he's English?

 

[DeadMan]

Subastic didn't really dive though. @hayvis. The fix is in!

 

[kella]

He did after he saw it but it was way too late.

 

[bruin]

earliest goal in the semi-final since '58. let's get weird, hermanos.