College Football Offseason Thread Presented by Joe Mixon's Punch-Out!!

[Soonerfan09]

They all look like they should be in middle school.
And they all have stupid names.

 

[guardman23]

Down with the NCAA satlite camps are not an issue this is stupid

 

[goblue96]

Down with the NCAA satlite camps are not an issue this is stupid

$EC and ACC don't want us northerners coming down and stealing the southern slave-athletes.

 

[guardman23]

$EC and ACC don't want us northerners coming down and stealing the southern slave-athletes.

Ya its really not fair to you guys

 

[DeadMan]

Really hope Harbaw fires off an antitrust lawsuit. He'd probably win.

 

[goblue96]

Really hope Harbaw fires off an antitrust lawsuit. He'd probably win.

Did you read the Mgoblog article? It's sounds like ND wants to sue.

 

[Brick]

what did Michigan have to do with the deaths of Brian Kelly's victims?

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[Lightningwar]

This whole Satellite camp crap is exactly the problem with the NCAA. What is best for the student athletes? More or less access to programs? So who did the NCAA side with on this issue? The big programs and not the student athlete.

 

[DeadMan]

This whole Satellite camp crap is exactly the problem with the NCAA. What is best for the student athletes? More or less access to programs? So who did the NCAA side with on this issue? The big programs and not the student athlete.

The best part is that coaches (Hugh Freeze in particular) are saying they don't want to have to do camps because of the work involved. So we just passed a rule about it so people who make millions of dollars a year don't have to work as hard?

I'm not sure if the opposition to this is more about recruiting or more about coaches that don't want to work in June.

 

[goblue96]

Hugh Freeze dodging that hard work work.

 

[NavyHog]

Texas A&M Students Dump Dead Dog Onto Band's Practice Field

somewhere there's an empty jar that needs to be refilled. WHOOP!

White version of this.

 

[DeadMan]

The NCAA also deregulated electronic communications to recruits. So, coaches can't see them in person at camps, but they can send 1000s of text messages a day? Yeah, definitely helping out the kids here, NCAA.

 

[bruin]

Rosen with a Fuck Trump Hat at Trump's course.

 

[bruin228]

GOAT

 

[Simo77]

The NCAA also deregulated electronic communications to recruits. So, coaches can't see them in person at camps, but they can send 1000s of text messages a day? Yeah, definitely helping out the kids here, NCAA.

Fuck that. Hugh got an intern for that shit. He ain't got time for texts either.

 

[GuyIncognito]

Mike Leach unloads on NCAA and the "petty jealousies" of people complaining about Harbaugh.

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/sp...ty-jealousies-harbaugh-led-camp-ban/82910916/

 

[goblue96]

Preach on, Mike.

 

[bruin228]

 

[Irishman]

Shots fired.

 

[guardman23]

An that's why they will never win.

 

[bruin228]

An that's why indeed.

 

[whiteyc_77]

Except that's completely disingenuous. He never once said that he was talking about "SEC Country." That's purely PAWWWLLL stirring the pot. He was talking about satellite camps in general. Never once did he single out any part of the country.

I mean, there are 22 players on his roster that are from "SEC Country," for crying out loud.

-YTC

 

[Irishman]

Not now, @whiteyc_77.

 

[Simo77]

LOL. Was thinking of typing exactly that. Then refreshed to it already there.

 

[whiteyc_77]

I yield back da balance of mah time.

-YTC

 

[silverwheels]

Shots fired.

gauntlet threwn

 

[DeadMan]

Let's tom bout Georgia passing a FOIA law that gives university athletic departments 90 days to respond to FOIA requests. Used to be 3 days. And this isn't even providing information under FOIA, it's just responding. Kirby Smart lobbied for the law, because apparently FOIA requests make it hard to win football games? Not sure. Link: http://onlineathens.com/sports/coll...#article=7823C7D0492602D754E1536942AAC2EC408C

The money quote, from Georgia's Lt. Governor:

Cagle said before the revised bill passed in the Senate: “I hope it brings us a national championship is what I hope.”

 

[silverwheels]

to me I hope it brings us a national championship is what i hope to me

 

[bruin228]

Except that's completely disingenuous. He never once said that he was talking about "SEC Country." That's purely PAWWWLLL stirring the pot. He was talking about satellite camps in general. Never once did he single out any part of the country.

I mean, there are 22 players on his roster that are from "SEC Country," for crying out loud.

-YTC

Yeah, Furd recruits Georgia pretty hard but it's fun to mess with all the insecure SEC mouthbreathers

 

[Skeeter]

Sec taking dirty programs to a new level with the Kirby law.

 

[Southpaw]

Yep that must be why Richt could never get over the hump. Too many FOIA requests to handle lol.

 

[Lightningwar]

Judging by Richts demeanor. I think he couldnt get over the hump because too many fucks not given.

 

[Lightningwar]

Harbaughs response was spot on. Even called out SEEEEEEEEECCCC and ACCCCCCC coaches who complained for being lazy for the millions they make.

 

[Southpaw]

Michigan should be on probation by next year.

 

[whiteyc_77]

Michigan should be on probation by next year.

 

[DeadMan]

Michigan player hit by ... forklift?

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf...t-by-forklift-while-stretching-145930585.html

 

[coogrfan]

 

[whiteyc_77]

Michigan player hit by ... forklift?

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf...t-by-forklift-while-stretching-145930585.html

Heavy piece of equipment injures a student during football practice? Has anyone confirmed the whereabouts of Brian Kelly yesterday?

-YTC

 

[Brick]

Heavy piece of equipment injures a student during football practice? Has anyone confirmed the whereabouts of Brian Kelly yesterday?

-YTC

man, too easy

 

[whiteyc_77]

I'm all about dat /ostrich.

-YTC

 

[silverwheels]

so baylor has been covering up a bunch of sexual assault and domestic violence for years

 

[Brick]

so baylor has been covering up a bunch of sexual assault and domestic violence for years

@Southpaw @whiteyc_77

 

[whiteyc_77]

so baylor has been covering up a bunch of sexual assault and domestic violence for years

I'm sure the NCAA will be right down to mete out punishment. Seeing how this type of thing is clearly in their jurisdiction.

-YTC

 

[Lightningwar]

Mark Schlabach will be right on the story once he is done combing through Tally police files from the 1970s. He is only getting into the mid 80s right now.

I heard there is going to be a giant expose on how Bobby Bowden avoided a speeding ticket in 1986.

 

[DeadMan]

Harbaugh now 2-0 against the SEC at Michigan.

 

[Irishman]

The NCAA is such a joke.

 

[DeadMan]

How to lose your job overnight: http://www.oregonlive.com/recruitin...coach_vents_frustrati.html#incart_river_index

Although, I say that, and he hasn't been fired yet.

 

[Lightningwar]

Loyalty looks like this.

• New Mexico (2009)
  (graduate assistant)
• Stanford (2010–2012)
  (graduate assistant)
• Virginia Tech (2013–2014)
  (Wide Receivers coach)
• Texas A&M (2015–present)
  (Wide Receivers coach)

4 jobs in 8 years.

 

[DeadMan]

Also, telling a football player that they can't handle adversity? Yeah, that's going to go over well. The rest of it is just inter-generational bullshit.

 

[Irishman]

Y'all boys soft.