Corching Carousel/ Hot Seat 23-24

[Brick]

Who is LSU's OC because this Jayden Daniels isn't same one from Arizona State, where he was shaky & the players was glad he got ghost when he transferred

it is DENBRICK + kelly's offense.

Denbrock served on Kelly’s Grand Valley State staff for seven years (1992-98) and then followed that with seven years (2010-16) at Notre Dame.

 

[bruin228]

I honestly forgot until this year that Kelly used to have FUN offenses. Pretty much every offense he had at ND was so boring

 

[Brick]

yeah i never watched ND when he was there. his cincy offenses with COLLAROS and PIKE were really FUN.

 

[silverwheels]

Big school = HARD NOSED

 

[coogrfan]

Translation: Fertitta ain't ponying up for Holgs buyout, so we're fucked.

 

[bruin]

CHIP and his staff posted a NIL video this morning to support the Men of Westwood. So yeah, bros. It’s sounding like we’re gonna get year 7 of CHIP in the B1G…

 

[Mame YO]

Rumors heating up about Smith being a finalist for da Michigan State jerb.

 

[Mame YO]

I know this is clownzano but all he did is ask the question. This answer reminds me of Mario cristobal before he left

 

[bruin228]

Copium react now please @digs

 

[Mame YO]

DONE DEAL

very bad for OSU, all rivalry shit aside. Sucks for them.

https://footballscoop.com/news/michigan-state-candidates-head-coach-jonathan-smith-sources-top-target

 

[kella]

yeah i never watched ND when he was there. his cincy offenses with COLLAROS and PIKE were really FUN.

that Cincinnati team was lethal in NCAA 2010. I would throw every play of the game lol

 

[Brick]

GILYARD

 

[Mame YO]

There will be an ncaa 2024 online dynasty right?

RIGHT?

 

[Mame YO]

Word is that OSU is only willing/can only offer ~6M/yr while the MSU deal is rumored to be >$8M/yr.

Oregon has one of the highest income tax rates in the nation so there is no way that helps even things out.

Still seems bad. Seems like a death penalty type of situation for OSU. Again, rivalry aside, I have friends and family that hold degrees from OSU so to see them get relegated to a MWC alliance and lose their corch would suck for them. My BIL won’t even discuss realignment if it gets brought up. It’s VinceMcMahon.gif

 

[Mame YO]

The transfer portal is soon too. Could get bloody if he does end up leaving.

 

[Mame YO]

And for what it’s worth, MSU is not a good job imo. They might be like the 6-8th best team in a good year in the B1G. tOSU, Michigan, Oregon, USC, UCLA, Washington, Wisconsin are all probably better programs and you aren’t beating your in state rival basically ever as long as they are the way they are currently. Idk why corches take these jerbs for a million or two extra per year when they get fired and end up like Helfrich making 60k as an analyst or GA or something after. Kills their career.

 

[Ander1345]

One of these teams should take Bielema. So much coach for the money you spend.

 

[BasinBictory]

One of these teams should take Bielema. So much coach.

Got that right.

 

[BasinBictory]

And for what it’s worth, MSU is not a good job imo. They might be like the 6-8th best team in a good year in the B1G. tOSU, Michigan, Oregon, USC, UCLA, Washington, Wisconsin are all probably better programs and you aren’t beating your in state rival basically ever as long as they are the way they are currently. Idk why corches take these jerbs for a million or two extra per year when they get fired and end up like Helfrich making 60k as an analyst or GA or something after. Kills their career.

$$$$$$$ and ego.

Coaching high level footbaw, especially as the head coach, is quite lucrative. Yes, most of them going to schools like MSU aren't going to set the world on fire and revive the Bubba Smith days of the early 60s, but I think most of them are confident (or foolishly cocky?) enough to believe they can.

But even if they just manage to meet or exceed expectations, they will land somewhere else with another high paying job as long as they are still into #corchlyf.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

TAMU think they gonna hire Ryan Day and he gonna do any better than these other bums. Lmao. Might as well dig up RC Slocum’s corpse and go Weekend at Bernie’s style

 

[Mame YO]

DONE DEAL (for real this time)

 

[doh]

So incredibly lame. CFB blows.

 

[Mame YO]

The next conference home game for Oregon will be vs MSU under new corch Jonathon Smith lol.

 

[fried rice]

I’m glad that we spent 10 pages debating mame so that LSU can give A&M 3 quarters of possession and probably the win.

 

[Southpaw]

Jesus these refs are terrible lol

 

[Rutgers Mike]

You know who Texas A&M should hire? James Franklin. That would be very on brand.

 

[coogrfan]

 

[DeadMan]

 

[DeadMan]

Whoops, wrong thread.

 

[DeadMan]

Wait, wait, wait. MSU just hired Jonathan Smith? I need to find my John L. Smith slapping gif.

 

[Brick]

smith move is fucking baffling. middle finger to your alma mater to leave for a MID job when he could have at least held them over for a year or two with the pac-2 hanging over their head, and his corching stock would have been fine. at least fine enough to get a job like michigan state.

 

[Southpaw]

Prolly just wants to keep beating Oregon

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Wait, wait, wait. MSU just hired Jonathan Smith? I need to find my John L. Smith slapping gif.

We need it as a reaction

 

[Mame YO]

You know who Texas A&M should hire? James Franklin. That would be very on brand.

 

[Rob's FSU]

Looks 75 in that pic.

 

[Mame YO]

Prolly just wants to keep beating Oregon

I know you have me on ignore but just an FYI - Jonathon Smith has a losing record vs Oregon as head corch. 2-4. 1-1 vs Lanning.

 

[Mame YO]

1) I still generally agree with the idea of Texas aTm being a turnkey winner and elite jerb in isolation,
2) but this doesn’t happen in isolation. Georgia, bama, LSU, Texas, etc exist.
3) an ELITE corch could turn aTm into a monster with the right timing. Say Saban retires. That kind of event opens things up a bit if you make the right move.

Otherwise the jerb is where corches go to end their careers fat? Maybe they hire a CROOT guy for now?

 

[Mame YO]

Rick Scott ads playing on FSU-UF

 

[Mame YO]

He said “cowboy up”

 

[Mame YO]

Now I’m in the wrong thread lol

 

[Mame YO]

 

[Ander1345]

What the fuck? He was 7-6 last year including getting thumped by fucking Iowa in a bowl game.

Super underwhelming hire.

 

[BearDownUofA]

MARK STOOPS?!

What the actual fuck?! LMFAO aTm.

 

[bruin228]

FAKE NEWS

 

[bruin]

Chip’s gone. Should be announced in the next 48 hours.

Another coaching search in my lifetime. So it goes.

 

[Mame YO]

Chip’s gone. Should be announced in the next 48 hours.

Another coaching search in my lifetime. So it goes.

You’ll whiffed on this if so. Should’ve had Smith.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Tom Allen out at Windiana. $20m buyout. Maybe schools should try putting some of this money towards players and... winning?

 

[goblue96]

BUMdiana

 

[BasinBictory]

Tom Allen out at Windiana. $20m buyout. Maybe schools should try putting some of this money towards players and... winning?

He no longer has a Penix.

 

[goblue96]

DANA out at Houston.