Dr. Shats Basoon
Closed mouths don't get fed
Welcome to 2019 were the game of football causes broke brains and other disability so Americans can have an excuse to drink poison and yell at their Television. A grand spectacle and economic boom for everyone involved*.nThis thread is dedicated to making fun of this garbage sport for idiot babies. It is also intended as a quarantine for stuck-up lady-boys who can't handle a mans game.
2018 NCAAF COACHES SALARIES
AS OF 4/1/19
1 Alabama NickSaban $8,307,000
2 Michigan JimHarbaugh $7,504,000
3 TexasA&MJimbo Fisher$7,500,000
4 Auburn GusMalzahn $6,700,000
5. Georgia Kirby Smart $6,600,000
Top 5 Heisman Candidate Salaries:
1. Trevor Lawrence, Clemson $0
2. Tua Tugilova, Alabama $0
3. Adrian Martinez, Nebraska $0
4. Jalen Hurts, Oklahoma $0
5. Justin Fields, Ohio State $0
This article was written by David Marcus of the Federalist. It hurt a lot of my soul to venture to that site so please don't take this thread lightly. I edited his article heavily because he gets on a soapbox about how great the NFL in the 2nd part of the article. The NFL is bad but at least the actual players are compensated for their labor
Lol, just lol, if you watch college sports ball
https://thefederalist.com/2019/08/26/college-football-is-trash/
*Except the labor
2018 NCAAF COACHES SALARIES
AS OF 4/1/19
1 Alabama NickSaban $8,307,000
2 Michigan JimHarbaugh $7,504,000
3 TexasA&MJimbo Fisher$7,500,000
4 Auburn GusMalzahn $6,700,000
5. Georgia Kirby Smart $6,600,000
Top 5 Heisman Candidate Salaries:
1. Trevor Lawrence, Clemson $0
2. Tua Tugilova, Alabama $0
3. Adrian Martinez, Nebraska $0
4. Jalen Hurts, Oklahoma $0
5. Justin Fields, Ohio State $0
This article was written by David Marcus of the Federalist. It hurt a lot of my soul to venture to that site so please don't take this thread lightly. I edited his article heavily because he gets on a soapbox about how great the NFL in the 2nd part of the article. The NFL is bad but at least the actual players are compensated for their labor
Another college football season is upon us. Another five months of blowouts, turnovers, punt returns for touchdowns, and drunken 19-year-olds has launched. This unique American tradition of pretending that college students are opting into an athletic activity, rather than colleges filling their purses as the minor leagues of actual football is, well, not very good football.
Watching Alabama crush some small school into dust is about as entertaining as a Hallmark Christmas movie, and frankly appeals to the same audience.
I know this makes me come off as some elitist Northeastern denizen of a big city looking down my nose at the bread and butter of the country, but I’m right. College football is no beautiful game, it is a panoply of individual talent and mistakes. It is, almost always, one bigger, better endowed team with a sleazy coach who is good at recruiting destroying some other team where the players might actually be trying to get a degree, rather than auditioning for NFL general managers.
Are college football games exciting? Occasionally they are, but rarely and only in the last frantic 10 minutes when some “oops” happens. Oh, look, that kid tripped and fumbled the ball, we win!
Just look at last night’s battle between Florida and The University of Miami, It was a symphony of sloppiness and poor play.
The fact that 100,000 thousand adults will file, full of booze, into Michigan’s stadium to watch 19-year-olds play a pathetic version of a man’s game should trouble us. The millions, maybe billions of dollars that adults spend betting on it should too. Aggrandizing a mediocre display of athletics does not accrue to the common good.
The college football fan is like the dad who takes his kid to a minor league baseball game because it’s less expensive but pretends it’s because these players are playing for love of the game.
Lol, just lol, if you watch college sports ball
https://thefederalist.com/2019/08/26/college-football-is-trash/
*Except the labor