The Samuel Seguin TRALFAMADORIAN PITCHER WIZARD
Awarded always to the pitcher who you thought died 15 years ago, only to find out he just beat you last sim! Surely this guy must be like 105 by now? (age min 36, bonus points if he plays for Buffalo, UK, Istanbul, Dublin, North Dakota, Miami, or Kabul!). The first time I experienced this glitch was when I was playing Buffalo in 2062 and saw Seguin starting for them, as if the last decade was all a glitch and he'd never even changed teams! I swear I remember Seguin even playing for the riggers at one point, but I guess my memory must have been mistaken and he was always on Buffalo? Or was he always on Istanbul? Maybe he actually always played for UK? Maybe he played for all teams at all times?
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2079 TRALFAMADORIAN PITCHER WIZARDVicente Delgado (BUF)
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How fitting that this goes to a Journeyman pitcher who used to play for Buffalo and still plays for Buffalo! I got the idea for this award when my brain started overheating trying to remember if Delgado had played for the riggers as well? What sort of double deja vu is this? Did he always play for Buffalo? Maybe he always played for Dublin? What if UK signs him this off season? Will he have always played for them as well? Crazy how well he mirrors Seguin, lol. When he retires we'll just add his name to the award!
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2079 TRALFAMADORIAN PITCHER WIZARD RUNNER UP Francisco Gallegos (BUF)
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Surprisingly, Francisco Gallegos just wrapped up his first stay at Buffalo (or has he always been there?). Next year, you can expect him to be back with Dublin, Moscow, and Lisbon before spending at least one year with North Dakota, prior to beating the riggers in the playoffs while playing for Dublin again! Mr. Manager will once again wonder has Franciso Gallegos really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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