Personality Class: Starship Captain
Pouring out a glass of brännvin for CF Alfie
He's a freak. I'm looking forward to seeing him collapse as a prospect when he enters my system. By the time he's done he'll be 80 speed and 20 contact.
He'd need to be platooned, obviously. OOTP was trolling us for several versions by pumping out wheelchair-bound players with with 70+ gap power. A single off the wall is just as much of a single as a bloop past the SS.