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TonyGin&Juice

Sucking off Lawn Guy Land hobos.
I just don't trust them. Much safer to keep 100k in the yard.

My dad, until a couple of years ago, had $50K in CASH like actual CASH sitting in a safe box. When we found out we asked why and he said it was safer to keep there than with the tellers, even though his pension is direct deposited there. This is the same guy that has over $1M in matured zero coupon bonds and savings bonds he won't cash because he doesn't want to "sign them over just yet". He also looks like a homeless bum.
 

TonyGin&Juice

Sucking off Lawn Guy Land hobos.
My life goal is to be your father.

He literally has no reason to live and is sitting around in retirement waiting for death and getting fat being miserable. I told him the other day when he dies I'm taking my half of his estate and blowing it on lottery tickets.
 
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