2022: The World Cup Thread

[Skeeter]

Touched our guy in the face and he died.

 

[Skeeter]

Looking forward to 80 minutes of Simpsons soccer as dutch play 4 corners.

 

[fried rice]

You see the problem with the USA is, they always try to walk it in.

 

[adchester]

Dutch have one attack, execute it perfectly. USA has had about 3 and managed to get one kinda ok shot lol

 

[goblue96]

Playing aerial balls to our twink center forward against van Dijk is a great idea.

 

[adchester]

For all the flops, pulisic straight up got trucked there and no foul haha

 

[Bmack]

If the Netherlanders win it will be because two main reasons 1) corch wardrobe seriousness and 2) their openness to legalized prostitution vs the US.

 

[fried rice]

The passing from the back line has been awful.

 

[adchester]

I know John Brooks basically got excommunicated from the national team, but there is no way he wouldn't be better than the ogre mongs we have at CB now

 

[Yankee151]

I guess holding a bunch of possession and not doing anything puts us right on par with Spain, which is an improvement over not holding a bunch of possession and not doing anything

 

[Skeeter]

I'll never understand the decision that the best strategy is kick it in the air towards the super tall defenders and hope they miss I guess?

Maybe try using your speed instead.

 

[doh]

van Gaal has indeed put a clown suit on t-shirt guy @goblue96

 

[Bmack]

van Gaal has indeed put a clown suit on t-shirt guy @goblue96

please also @ me with wardrobe fuxit

 

[Skeeter]

Dribbles into the box and then hits the equivalent of a slow roller to the pitcher. Gjge

 

[goblue96]

Dutch gonna ass rape this US team so hard.

 

[Skeeter]

Lulz. It's over.

 

[fried rice]

So horrible.

 

[Yankee151]

It's the hope that hurts the most

 

[Skeeter]

Lack of athleticism on the us atholetes is embarrassing. Shut it all down.

 

[Karl Hungus]

We're fucked

 

[Bmack]

It's the hope that hurts the most

Well at least you are now saved 45 minutes of hope.

 

[DeadMan]

Welp

 

[Yankee151]

Well at least you are now saved 45 minutes of hope.

Still hope that GREGG comes out of the tunnel in a different FIT

 

[Snorky's Shame]

Maybe Reyna can get on the field now.

Worse teams to go out to I suppose, I can root for the Dutch after this one.

 

[Orlando]

Can anyone on the US team actually shoot?

 

[Brick]

GOOD

 

[bruin]

I’ve had more touches in the box than Ferreira good grief

 

[OU11]

Reyna finally in

 

[adchester]

Lol if we can't finish that we have no chance

 

[bruin228]

Netherlands has a guy named MEMPIS, we had no chance

 

[Bmack]

Netherlands has a guy named MEMPIS, we had no chance

how embarrassing to lose on the foot of a man named 4 1 of ARE GR8est CITIES.

 

[doh]

Good on the greatest US manager of all-time to make some changes in the 67th minute.

GENIUS!

 

[adchester]

Knew someone had to pull a Wondo this world cup

GJGE Wright

Lol at least he fluked into an actual one!

 

[bruin228]

Who is this Wright BUM

 

[goblue96]

False hope?

 

[Bmack]

Ok now you have to turn the HOPE back on 4 15 min.

 

[bruin228]

Who is this Wright BUM

 

[OU11]

It’s not over yet!

 

[Skeeter]

Too bad they took the end of the first half off on defense

 

[Yankee151]

Quick, call someone else a BUM!

 

[bruin228]

God damn, that was so close

 

[bruin228]

Quick, call someone else a BUM!

Caleb Williams about to come onto the pitch and lead the U.S. to victory

 

[bruin228]

Pulisic u BUM

 

[fried rice]

It’s not over yet!

Ok now it is.

 

[Skeeter]

Hope dashed

 

[bruin228]

Damn. Thanks @Travis7401

 

[OU11]

Oh no we suck again!

 

[goblue96]

 

[Skeeter]

I've seen better defense in high school

 

[bruin228]

I'm TEAM KOREA from here on out