goblue96
Disney and Curling Expert
Dude, come on. I was a Nasty Nats supporter when they were the legit Natinals. It's not my fault they're owned by a group of clueless morons that are pennywise and pound foolish. Let's list the fuck ups by the Lerners since they took over ownership of the team from MLB:
If you can find a team that's had as many embarrassments as the Nats I'll eat my signed Adam Dunn jersey.
- Withholding rent to DC
- Smiley Gonzalez/Carlos Rios/Jim "Leatherpants" Bowden
- Felipe Lopez
- Nats320
- Yunesky Maya
- Aaron Crow
- Riggleman quitting
- Signing damaged goods (Jason Marquis, Adam LaRoche)
- Low balling Bud Black and ending up with utter bum Dusty Baker
- Henry Rodriguez and the "Terry Ryan DL Stints"
- Natinals jerseys
- Running out of cups, beer, food, and money on every Opening Day we attended from 2009 to 2013
- Asking for $200M for a retractable roof
- Deferred money obsession (Scherzer, Soriano)
- Mark Lerner regularly shagging flies in a Nationals uniform
- Trading for Papelbum
- Not cutting Papelbum after he strangled their star and MVP
- Bussing in Phillies fans from 2009-2012
- Still not having a closer
#natitude