Embracing my inner Tony the Greek and going BIG on the following happening:
Virginia Tech CHOKIES Predictions
CHOKIES go 4-8
I attend game against Rhode Island in BLEAKSBURG and suit up at RB and MLB
Lose to BC, ODU (again), Duke, The U, Notre Lame, Georgia Tech, Pitt, and UVA
Has to go to overtime to beat a hapless Mark Furman team that doesn't suit up a QB, kicker, or center
"Bad Cop" Justin Fuentes gets fired after UVa loss in Charlottesville and is sent to XFL
Bud Foster finally gets charged with DUI Vehicular Homicide
Michael Vick bails me out of BLEAKSBURG jail after DIP charge, brings my long lost Rawkus 12"s and Whodini records, and we hit up a Que Dogs party like it's 1999 again
NCAA Predictions
Miami wins 10 and closes out the season losing to FIU and Duke, gets to go to the Beef O'Brady Blowjob Bowl in Birmingham
Klimpson gets to the NCG and loses in embarrassing fashion to TEXAS
Texas is BACK
Wazzou makes it to the paloffs
Notre Lame loses to the Bowling Green Massacres; Brian Kelly is beheaded in front of Touchdown Jebus in retaliation
Michigan loses to Rutgers and Maryland, goes to the Popeye's Bahamas Bowl
BAMA loses three games, TAU gets caught sucking off JAR at a casino, Nick Saban breaks bad and starts Joe Willie at QB in the ESS EEE SEE championship game
Iowa loses 10 games, gets DESTROYED by PJ "Sad Tampa Skrip Clurb" Fleck and the ROW DA BOAT Gophers, Lovie Smith and Illinois, and Wisky
Navy beats Army
Liberty beats Syracuse, Rutgers, and UVa
Herm "Money" Edwards and ASU go 11-1 (one loss is to Wazzou), gets to paloffs and lose to TEXAS
Tennessee is one of the teams that beat BAMA; run the old school option after discovering they don't have a QB