SMALL BALLERS GON LOOK 2018 FIFA World Cup

[Karl Hungus]

I've got water and peanuts.

 

[Brick]

I've got water and peanuts.

:England:

 

[Snorky's Shame]

But have they ever?

Fair point. Got the market cornered on batshit insane ones though (Carlos Roa).

 

[Brick]

:England:

Do they sell Mexican imports in engerland?

 

[hayvis]

Do they sell Mexican imports in engerland?

Mexiwhat? Is that foreign muck?

 

[Karl Hungus]

Fucking Pepe

 

[hayvis]

FUCK IT. I LITERALLY MOVED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE GAME TO GET MORE WATER AND PEANUTS AND THE PORTUALAGES GO AND SCORE.

 

[Yankee151]

Suarez has now marked Pepe as a threat

 

[bruin]

 

[hayvis]

WHAT THE FUCK IS KENNY POWERS DOING PLAYING FOR URUGUAY?

 

[Yankee151]

Portugal asleep at the wheel there

 

[hayvis]

Let's leave Cavani completely unmarked five yards from the goal and see what happens.

 

[ebarws6]

tarzan not fuckin around

 

[Brick]

Sick bending goals today

 

[hayvis]

Gonna be an exciting end to this one.

 

[Brick]

Finally some coaches who aren't dressed like bums

 

[Karl Hungus]

Cavani is getting it done today, damn. Good for him, good for Uruguay.

 

[Yankee151]

Cavani is getting it done today, damn. Good for him, good for Uruguay.

Of course, neither of the balls played into him were 6 ft from the goal and on the ground

 

[ebarws6]

o/u 2.5 trivela attempts by quaresma by the end of the match

 

[Yankee151]

Santos subbed out Adrien who was playing on the left and put in Quaresma who is now occupying the space on the right that Bernardo was getting into

 

[hayvis]

That's a shame.

 

[hayvis]

I must have seen Uruguay's 9 men behind the ball tactic in the last 20 minutes 10,000 times and it ends badly for teams 99 times out of 100. I will be amazed if Portugal don't equalise.

 

[kella]

City players really looking like dogshit in this tournament

 

[adchester]

queresma is....not great

 

[Yankee151]

Quaresma is just highly specialized, you only bring him on if you need an open shot trivela banger

 

[Yankee151]

Guerrero keeps skying balls

 

[hayvis]

Ronaldo in full hero mode.

 

[Yankee151]

Ronaldo has full petulitis at this point

 

[adchester]

Ronaldo trying to Ronaldo too hard, but he’ll probably get one in the nick of time anyways

 

[Yankee151]

See, there's a trivela cross from Quaresma

 

[hayvis]

Fucking hell. Consider me amazed. Looks like Uruguay are going to bore this one out.

 

[hayvis]

Is the Uruguay defence really really good, or could Portugal just not get anything going tonight?

 

[ebarws6]

surprising there haven't been any cards at all

 

[Brick]

RIP SOUTHPAW

 

[hayvis]

surprising there haven't been any cards at all

Which would suggest that Uruguay's defence is really, really good.

 

[Brick]

Defense are*

 

[nowitsourtime]

Is the Uruguay defence really really good, or could Portugal just not get anything going tonight?

Both? Uruguay have some solid defenders in Godin and Giminez and the forwards have been fairly good at tracking back tonight.

Also Portugal seems content to launch 40 yard shots over the net since Cavani's second goal

 

[nowitsourtime]

surprising there haven't been any cards at all

Lol

 

[hayvis]

Defense are*

Not referring to defenders.

 

[adchester]

Portugal attack was awful today

 

[Yankee151]

Ref was nonexistent, but Uruguay were probably the better team

 

[Rutgers Mike]

BUMS!

 

[Snorky's Shame]

Messi vs Ronaldo in the loser’s bracket could be good.

 

[hayvis]

France vs Uruaregay going to be like 10-10 because this World Cup.

 

[Southpaw]

All I got now is my boy Neymar.

 

[bruin]

 

[Snorky's Shame]

Quaresma is just highly specialized, you only bring him on if you need an open shot trivela banger

Quaresma is a bum slayer. Good in mid-level European leagues, shit at top-level leagues.

 

[Brick]

Not referring to defenders.

Y u no soccer engrish

 

[doh]

Messi and Ronaldo both end their World Cup careers with no knockout stage goals?

 

[Snorky's Shame]

Messi and Ronaldo both end their World Cup careers with no knockout stage goals?

Even Julian Green got one