2014 NFL: ALL HAIL THE ACID SHARKS

[Irishman]

Is it Friday on nUtopia? It's like full troll mode in here.

 

[kella]

G8r has made us all hate the Saints

 

[GatorTD]

G8r has made us all hate the Saints

G8r nearly made me hate the g8rs

 

[pavel]

Decent half for SD. Great playcalling with the draws and getting the OL into space on the DBs. So many flags, doe. The ref looks like Darrel Issa

 

[BIG EVIL]

This Packers defense is fucking atrocious.

 

[Hollywood]

WTF is wrong with the Packers?

And I hate seeing the Raiders suck this bad.

 

[doh]

The Raiders are hilariously bad. This is almost like a cartoon or something.

 

[Southpaw]

As I was watching the shitty Titans game I noticed Rolando McClain was playing for the cowboys. How is he back in the league? I thought he retired and had tons of felony charges??

 

[doh]

No video evidence = it didn't happen.

 

[CJ_24]

WTF is wrong with the Packers
d.

Fat mike and the capers crusader

 

[atlbraves]

As I was watching the shitty Titans game I noticed Rolando McClain was playing for the cowboys. How is he back in the league? I thought he retired and had tons of felony charges??

Yeah but he's "moved on" from that now so he good

 

[dirt]

Re: Raiders

what did u expect? Awful schedule to boot

 

[pavel]

Vintage Gates today

 

[DeadMan]

LAWD Phil Simms is such a cock gobbling thundercunt. Broncos get called for a roughing the passer for an "unnecessary push." Yes, that was the call.

Simms says it's a good call, and a good rule because it's a slippery slope. I mean, where's the line? If you allow guys to push the QB, then obviously QBs are going to get hurt! Dum dum dum dum dum.

 

[Hollywood]

Personal foul. Namecalling at the quarterback. 15 yards, handwritten apology required. Automatic 1st down.

 

[Hollywood]

And why the fuck is someone wearing #81 for Oakland? Can Tim Brown not get his number retired? Or do the Raiders not do that?

 

[atlbraves]

 

[Hollywood]

How's that big Brandon Lafell signing going for the Pats?

 

[Bdub]

These PI calls are just fucking ridiculous.

 

[Bdub]

There was one hell of a pick play for Denver.

 

[goblue96]

And why the fuck is someone wearing #81 for Oakland? Can Tim Brown not get his number retired? Or do the Raiders not do that?

Da Raiders do not retire numbers.

 

[Hollywood]

Marty Morninweg strikes again.

 

[Lightningwar]

That was hilarious

 

[CJ_24]

LAWD Phil Simms is such a cock gobbling thundercunt. Broncos get called for a roughing the passer for an "unnecessary push." Yes, that was the call.

Simms says it's a good call, and a good rule because it's a slippery slope. I mean, where's the line? If you allow guys to push the QB, then obviously QBs are going to get hurt! Dum dum dum dum dum.

"I give it a 6, that door slam was kind of weak"

 

[Hollywood]

Bucs gon lose

 

[GatorTD]

So...the bucs just lost the game because the refs didn't call the "defenseless receiver" penalty and the guy got hurt.

 

[Wuf]

Panthers bitch

 

[Travis7401]

Listened to the Denver game on the Radio and it sounded like they kept trying to hand the game to KC. Every time they'd get KC in 3rd and long they'd commit a stupid penalty or give up a big play. I'm glad I didn't watch.

 

[fonzilla]

Joe Decamelis is a shitty special teams coach

 

[Bmack]

Reely disappointed in collinsworth there

 

[fonzilla]

The Bears are a shitty defensive team... I wonder when I'm going to shut this game off?

 

[Orlando]

Nevar bow down

 

[Bdub]

These two teams can't make it more than 2 plays without a penalty.

 

[Bmack]

Come the fuck on Cris!

 

[Bmack]

Collinsworth has the fucking opportunity of a lifetime tonight and he is blowing it!

 

[Heisman06]

What are you wanting from him?

 

[Packfan]

@zachkruse2: #Bears have run 25 plays and have just 32 yards. Six drives, six punts, four three-and-outs.

 

[Bmack]

-he mentioned jonathon bostic. Missed the chance to say he went to the same school as Bostic's father, John, who happened to play for the Lions in the mid-80's.

-he mentioned Reggie Herring, bears LB coach. Missed the chance to say he had the pleasure of playing in the same backfield as herring, both offensive and defensive.

-missing the chance to say he went to same school as one of the members of the bears 1985 super bowl defense.

Maybe he doesn't want to be associated with this shitty Bears performance tonight.

 

[Orlando]

So many flags. I hope the refs tone this shit down over the season.

 

[Southpaw]

Jonathan Martin is getting abused. I hope Incognito is chuckling.

 

[Lightningwar]

What a weird day. Green Bay down 21-3 and wins. I go to bed with San Fran up 20-7 and they lose. And a whales vagina beats the seahawks.

 

[MSUFanatic]

LOL Ray Lewis talking about Ray Rice.

 

[Reel]

i still see that bald spot Ray. You aint fooling nobody

 

[Southpaw]

He just kept saying to put your faith in God and it will solve all the problems. Fuck off. Religion is part of the problem when it comes to abusing women. Men are the head of the household blah blah fucking blah.

 

[PrimoReemo]

I wonder what the Titans number looks like if you subtract Adam Jones and Kenny Britt?

 

[bruin228]

Peterson coming back after 1 game. Wonder if this has to do with them losing 30-7?

 

[Ander1345]

AD now stands for Abusive Dad.

 

[adchester]

Spoiler: Spoilered for size

 

[Lightningwar]

AD is reinstated. Talk about a perfect way to start off a week after the NFL face planted all last week on domestic violence.

 

[Travis7401]

http://deadspin.com/jay-cutler-is-a-goofy-press-conference-sidekick-1634823360

Jay is either drunk/high as fuck 10 minutes after the game or he needs to check his blood sugar The goofy face and then petting Brandon Marshall. Oh man.