2021-22 Corches' Terrible HaSHtaGS Thread

[Brick]

yeah georgia really gotta be flawless or die this weekend.

 

[goblue96]

Wow the carousel this year is a particularly special kind if clusterfuckery.

I just don't see the point of "flawless or die" being more appealing than "winnable location with a non-SEC playoff tie-in." The egos on these coaches... but i guess thats why they're coaches.

“I’m gonna spin the coaching carousel but first….”

 

[Ander1345]

Let's go Monken to Notre Dame. They can go back to independent and he can continue to beat up on cupcakes like Mercer or whatever the fuck.

 

[Ander1345]

Looks like Venables to Sooners with Lebby as OC.

 

[Wolfman21]

ERRBODY BLINDSIDED

Blindside you say? I found their new corch

 

[bruin228]

They can go back to independent

 

[silverwheels]

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

I lived in the Gainesville area for a bit. It's a pretty nice place to live other than all the blue and orange shit and the hellish traffic regardless of students being in town. Great live music scene; not far to beaches, Jacksonville, Orlando, or Tampa.

Bro what fucking traffic in Gainesville

 

[Travis7401]

He says “Not too far from Jacksonville, Orlando, Tampa” as if that’s a positive thing!

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Im thinking Urban Meyer

I wish he came home to the Gata

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

He says “Not too far from Jacksonville, Orlando, Tampa” as if that’s a positive thing!

We don't talk poorly of Disney season pass holders round these here parts

 

[bjc]

Congratulations to new ND head corch Luke Fickell

Totally will be Matt “Best Version of Ourselves” Campbell

 

[digs]

One name I'm not hearing about enough itt. Jimmy Lake's got a punchers chance at any corching opening

 

[bjc]

Jesus Christ I damn near choked on my dinner!

 

[bjc]

CROOTIN

 

[Ander1345]

Carousel go brrrrrrrr

 

[goblue96]

Probably not the first time he’s looked like an asshole.

 

[bjc]

This shit is somehow more entertaining than the sport itself. I’ve seen some truly amazing/funny shit these last few days. Awesome.

 

[silverwheels]

 

[Skeeter]

Campbell to ND. Freeman to cinci

 

[bruin228]

To be what? Co-HC with Fickell?

 

[doh]

CORCH O was LSU personified... how'd that CuLTuRe FiT work out?

 

[bjc]

Jesus

 

[goblue96]

He gone.

 

[Bmack]

He says “Not too far from Jacksonville, Orlando, Tampa” as if that’s a positive thing!

Tampa the only thing close to a fun time in that trio

 

[kella]

our PROGRUM is so elite our QB is a 5th year grad student from notorious QB factory Wisconsin

 

[Brick]

ever heard of nick saban or les miles, twitter guy? [Error: User has been triggered by Twitter and this bitchy post has been removed for the rest of our sanity.]

 

[goblue96]

A 7 am team meeting the ultimate dick move and one last FU to the PROGRUM

 

[Ander1345]

Winning is a good culture fit.

 

[bruin228]

LE SMILES*

 

[Brick]

 

[Skeeter]

To be what? Co-HC with Fickell?

Glad you asked.... To replace fickell when he goes to Texas after sark is found passed out at a red light in Amarillo.

 

[Yankee151]

WENOT ME

 

[goblue96]

My father-in-law is texting me and Mrs. Goblue about potential Kelly replacements.

 

[bruin]

CROOTIN ARROYO even has that flat bill LID like NASHNUL SHANNAHAN

#WEnotME22

 

[OU11]

CROOTS CLICK

 

[goblue96]

CROOTS CLICK

CROOTIN SHOES!

 

[goblue96]

There's only one call that ND should be making right now.

 

[coogrfan]

I blame ESPN. The insane amount of money TWWL has pumped into cfb has made everyone involved full on batshit crazy.

 

[goblue96]

Ma'father-in-law has rattled off the following potential replacements:

CHIP
LEACH
SARK
SHAW
CLAY
STOOOOOOOOOPS
and


Jeff Monken

I've countered with:

Lane Kiffin
Deion Sanders
SKIP Holtz

 

[bruin228]

LEACH at ND lmao

This is gonna be really funny if some teams lose on Saturday and ND gets into the playoff. Does Kelly try to come back for semifinal?

 

[Wolfman21]

id kill for Leach at a spot like ND

 

[OU11]

I wish LEACH could trade up so I don't have to root for COWBELL anymore

 

[bruin228]

Too bad

 

[Skeeter]

I wish LEACH could trade up so I don't have to root for COWBELL anymore

What would I do with all these cowbells if he leaves??? CLANG CLANG CLANG

 

[Ander1345]

Monken isn't going to get any real consideration. He should, but he won't.

 

[Brick]

 

[Ander1345]

Not explicitly football, but damn I'm proud of my school.

 

[Ander1345]

This is written like the shit my racist doomsday uncle posts on socials.

 

[bruin228]