2021-22 Corches' Terrible HaSHtaGS Thread

[bruin228]

Eric Mangini incoming

 

[Yankee151]

Maybe RGIII had the right idea in aheisman winning goober qb returning to become head corch, but got the school wrong

WELCOME CORCH SAM BRADFORD

 

[Karl Hungus]

Damn, my phone blew the fuck up while I was out on the water this afternoon. USC was unexpected, haha.

Give me Venables and let them just cycle through hot OC's.

 

[bruin228]

They’re going to the SEC so they need some terrible Saban assistant to hire. BOB fulfills the washed up NASHNUL corch, too!

DONE DEAL

 

[silverwheels]

Jason Garrett is available now, too.

 

[fiz]

You've got to wonder what LSU knows about Napier that Florida does not. He seems like a perfect fit for them and yet he wasn't even a top candidate.

LSU has such big brother syndrome they would never hire a coach from UL. Even if u could guarantee them one title they still wouldn't do it

 

[kella]

Well their big boosters, surely filled with those guys who catch their own catfish with their bare hands, won't put up with a non-P5 corch no matter who it is apparently!

 

[Karl Hungus]

If he's getting $12m good for him. I don't want the school paying that kind of money.

 

[silverwheels]

If he's getting $12m good for him. I don't want the school paying that kind of money.

That's the market now, at least for the power schools. OU's next corch ain't gonna be cheap.

 

[fiz]

I hope UL hires CORCH EAUX

 

[silverwheels]

Former OU safety Roy Williams catching strays and responding the best way he can, LMAO

 

[Lightningwar]

STOOOOOOPS will corch the bowl game, sounds like. WELCOME BACK BOB

Stoops to OU, done deal.

 

[silverwheels]

Bunch of CROOTS are already starting to decommit. College sports, man.

 

[silverwheels]

He didn't do this at OU, maybe he'll have better luck in L.A., haha

 

[Lightningwar]

With Clemson's offensive woes please make this happen. Clemson right now if Venables leaves.

 

[bruin228]

@silverwheels gonna buy into HARD NOSED LEADER OF MEN so hard while he goes 8-5

 

[silverwheels]

@silverwheels gonna buy into HARD NOSED LEADER OF MEN so hard while he goes 8-5

*9-5 including the first presser

 

[Lightningwar]

So I wonder how close LSU thought they were to getting Riley? And will the LSU AD now sell out to grab ole 6 loss(Fisher)?

 

[Southpaw]

I guess I don’t blame him, but it still seems off he didn’t want to go to the sec. I thought these guys at the top of their profession wanted to compete against the best.

 

[silverwheels]

He'll still play against the SEC in the playoff and we all know how that ends.

 

[coogrfan]

I thought these guys at the top of their profession wanted to compete against the best.

 

[Yankee151]

He didn't do this at OU, maybe he'll have better luck in L.A., haha

CRISTOBUM

 

[silverwheels]

So I wonder how close LSU thought they were to getting Riley? And will the LSU AD now sell out to grab ole 6 loss(Fisher)?

I don't think anyone in the LSU AD actually thought they'd get Riley. Almost all of the rumors were from message board posters and Twitter accounts. Not one reputable journalist scooped it.

Then again, no one called Riley to USC until right before it happened.

 

[Brick]

@silverwheels gonna buy into HARD NOSED LEADER OF MEN so hard while he goes 8-5

yeah just wait until it is 17-14 against kansas in the second half and they RUN RUN RUN it down their throats to cement a 24-14 win and THEY CAN'T STOP IT BEST FEELING IN FOOTBAW.

IDENTITY ESTABLISHED

 

[silverwheels]

Makes it sound like I'm going to become an Iowa fan, LMAO

 

[Brick]

I guess I don’t blame him, but it still seems off he didn’t want to go to the sec. I thought these guys at the top of their profession wanted to compete against the best.

this must be why SEC schedules samford in november

 

[bjc]

OU going to hire the CFB equivalent of MF Nuno Santo Espirito huh lmao

“tough. Very tough.” “We’re gonna make you proud.”

We’re gonna be physical = we’re going to underutilize our big edge in skill talent.

Very curious. They should get Deion Sanders

 

[Southpaw]

Well when your conference is full of samford level teams, I guess you get to schedule one decent team ooc and act like you did something. Pretty sure most sec teams play at least one good ooc team and a couple cupcakes. They serve their purpose.

 

[Brick]

 

[kella]

That sec team almost got pwned by Samford n sons hahaha

 

[silverwheels]

OU going to hire the CFB equivalent of MF Nuno Santo Espirito huh lmao

“tough. Very tough.” “We’re gonna make you proud.”

We’re gonna be physical = we’re going to underutilize our big edge in skill talent.

Very curious. They should get Deion Sanders

Primetime ain't coming to Norman, LOL.

They need to get rid of their compliance department and hire a dirty ass corch who will pay for whatever CROOTS want/need: cars, houses, boats, skrippers, abortions. This pansy Big 12 shit ain't gonna get it done in da SEC.

 

[Southpaw]

Samford would prolly beat Stanford this year though.

 

[bruin]

He didn't do this at OU, maybe he'll have better luck in L.A., haha

Riley can get fucked. Soft ass defenses. Ain’t scared.

Yeah, cause you when think LINCOLN, you think STOUT D. Trojan fans in OC precumming to RATTLER in Cardinal and Gold.

LETS GO CHIP!!!!!

 

[bruin]

I guess I don’t blame him, but it still seems off he didn’t want to go to the sec. I thought these guys at the top of their profession wanted to compete against the best.

Yeah cause 10-3 Auburn-BAMMER yesterday in the 4th was a fucking ESPN CLASSIC SPORTS instant CLASSIC

 

[Brick]

but seriously, RILEY is only 38. losing in the SEC is a ticket to get run out of town fast these days and quickly be out on your ass as HC and have to crawl ur way back. kiffin was only able to crawl back from the USC debacle because the CORCHING COMMUNITY and media + memes has a hardon for him. and it still took a lot of work. it would be a quick THIS GUY CANT HACK IT IN THE SEC axe if they started out poorly. then what is he? a NASHNUL coordinator chud forever? USC gave helton 6 years and he did nothing. the pac-12 is bad right now. nick saban is 70. if he wants to corch a long time it is a smart move.

 

[bruin]

I guess we should’ve learned something last year when Texas hired fucking Sark

 

[goblue96]

 

[Southpaw]

Yeah cause 10-3 Auburn-BAMMER yesterday in the 4th was a fucking ESPN CLASSIC SPORTS instant CLASSIC

Wat? Lol we really still having this argument every year as to the best/hardest most competitive conference? It’s not even close anymore. They pay the most, earn the most, most nfl players, best corches, most fans. It’s not even close anymore. Gap is widening.
Within 4-5 years it will be 32 teams and nfl minor league basically. You not in, you’ll be playing in the NIT equivalent.

 

[bruin]

Dying at most competitive conference when it’s UGA. Take out Bama’s mystique and ND would be ranked above them. Bama squeaking by UF and LSU proves that. In bed with the 4 letter. *ohgoodforyou.gif

 

[kella]

The most fans throwing trash on the field, I agree

 

[Southpaw]

Dying at most competitive conference when it’s UGA. Take out Bama’s mystique and ND would be ranked above them. Bama squeaking by UF and LSU proves that. In bed with the 4 letter. *ohgoodforyou.gif

How does close games with other teams in the conference mean it’s not competitive?? Isn’t that exactly what competitive means lol? And I’m talking year in and out not just this year.

So tell me which conference has better coaches and is more competitive and cheats more and takes football more seriously.

Definitely none of the other power 5 conferences are even close. Must be maction I always hear about I guess.

 

[kella]

MACtion is legit and is for TRUE FANS. I'd rather watch a directional Michigan play Buffalo on a Tuesday than Mississippi State vs Kentucky

 

[Brick]

remember when ed orgeron went 15-0 and burrow threw 60 tds and they made the league, even bama, look like a complete joke. and the offensive revelation was a 29 year old calling verts all game.

 

[Ander1345]

Are there laws against brisket abuse in California?

 

[Southpaw]

Right and that’s cool but even Kentucky is a winning football program now and msu has LEACH which is my point. The gap is widening.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Wat? Lol we really still having this argument every year as to the best/hardest most competitive conference? It’s not even close anymore. They pay the most, earn the most, most nfl players, best corches, most fans. It’s not even close anymore. Gap is widening.
Within 4-5 years it will be 32 teams and nfl minor league basically. You not in, you’ll be playing in the NIT equivalent.

Paw full CFB Dystopian wasteland now

 

[Southpaw]

remember when ed orgeron went 15-0 and burrow threw 60 tds and they made the league, even bama, look like a complete joke. and the offensive revelation was a 29 year old calling verts all game.

Lol y’all stupid now. Sec isn’t the best conference because an SEC school was by far the best a couple years ago… wat?
Again I ask, tell me which conference is better.

 

[Brick]

miss state beat louisiana tech by 1 point anf lost to MEMPIS

 

[Southpaw]

Y’all just proving my point. They went out and spent a shit ton of money to hire great corches because they have a shit ton of money and most other schools would rather spend some on science buildings. Not sec. Keep fucking that chicken though. PAC 12 is the best. I’m clearly wrong.

 

[Brick]

everybody is shitting on the pac12 in this thread