I find cavemen to be entirely too low brow for me
How about if we do a cross over event OF MICE AND CAVEMEN. In the great depression of 9000bc TROG and MONG wander the ICEBOWL of COMMIFORNIA trying to find a job, but they can't because there is no capitalist free market there. MONG falls in love with the beautiful STONEAGE COMMIE PRINCESS known only as aobc. TROG focuses on starting an insurance company to prove how great capitalism is. Unfortunately TROG is stoned to death by the COMMIES for spreading CAPITALISM and MONG dies of a broken heart after he accidentally kills aobc in rough coitus