2019 MLB Thread

[kella]

"I tried to throw a fastball" lmao

 

[goblue96]

Utley barely moved.

 

[ZackMills]

Arguments with officials in sports are just the worst. Why do seemingly normal middle aged men think it is okay to call another seemingly normal middle aged man a cocksucker just because he's wearing a baseball uniform?

 

[goblue96]

Bum ass Mets

https://deadspin.com/the-mets-screwed-up-a-chance-at-greatness-because-they-1826249290

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Don’t make me go Rutgers Goebbels up in this bitch

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Juan Soto good

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Kang the Conqueror is back babby!

 

[Yankee151]

Happy Father's day

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Thanks!

 

[goblue96]

Until MLB finds it again.

 

[Yankee151]

Juan Soto his his first major league HR today, his 3rd against the Yankees in his career.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

This event is a dream for shortform journalists on various Twitter accounts

 

[Mr. Radpants]

This reads like an OOTP news story

The Cubs didn’t use closer Brandon Morrow in either of their games Tuesday against the Dodgers, instead relying on a bevy of other relievers. He would’ve been really helpful in the first game, which the Cubs lost 4-3 after Justin Wilson blew a 3-2 lead in the ninth. According to the team, the reason Morrow wasn’t available was because he suffered a weird baseball injury that involved his pants.

“Just undressing at my house,” Morrow said. “Taking my pants off yesterday morning after we got back in at like 3 a.m. Just in the closet, got my right leg off. Left one, just felt like a spasm in my back.”

The pitcher doesn’t know when he’ll be back, but he didn’t seem worried about the severity of the injury. He considers himself “day to day, I guess.”

“It’s frustrating any time you can’t get out there, and especially when you can’t go because it’s something like taking your pants off,” Morrow said.

 

[goblue96]

Injury proneness: 20/80

 

[DeadMan]

Sounds like something I would do

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Why would you think, given that story, that he would not be injury prone?

Also, you need that color-coded.

 

[Orlando]

Injury History: Wrecked

 

[Yankee151]

Didn't know Scott Brosius was the 3b corch for Seattle

 

[CJ_24]

Phillies fan injured by Phanatic's flying hot dog.

@goblue96

 

[Yankee151]

Oh snap Giancarlo has arrived

 

[goblue96]

Phillies fan injured by Phanatic's flying hot dog.

@goblue96

Watch out for flying dongs.

 

[Karl Hungus]

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Hanley Ramirez bring investigated or something for Fentanyl distribution

 

[fignuts]

Didn't know Scott Brosius was the 3b corch for Seattle

Was the hitting coach for AAA few years back. Then promoted to assistant corch last year. Hope he sticks around. Like him better than Acta over there.

 

[kella]

https://deadspin.com/italian-heritage-group-manages-to-get-offended-by-minor-1827099229

fucking babies

 

[Karl Hungus]

https://deadspin.com/italian-heritage-group-manages-to-get-offended-by-minor-1827099229

fucking babies

Is this the same group that wanted the Sopranos taken off the air? Lol.

 

[goblue96]

Is Comerica Park worth seeing a game at? I'm in Ann Arbor all week and I could take in a day game against the A's on Thursday.

 

[kella]

It's aging (built 2000) but is still pretty awesome from what I remember. The one thing is it's fucking big, so you don't feel super crowded even if the game is sold out.

The team is awful and playing a bunch of prospects already so tickets should be cheap.

 

[Yankee151]

Sandy Alderson is taking a leave of absence as Mets GM as his cancer has recurred again.

 

[Yankee151]

Failing Upward still confirmed the best strategy to succeeding in this sim!

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Tebow just playing RTTS irl

 

[silverwheels]

 

[BamaRedwingsFan]

Got my ticket for Boston vs Tiger's in Motown July 20th. This will be a great trip or hell on Earth. I'm taking the family with me this time. I will be taking the family for their first game in Detroit. It's all my 6 year old son has talked about ever since I told him about the trip a few months ago.

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[Karl Hungus]

 

[doh]

Sunday Night Baseball blows. Tried it out for a couple innings tonight and it was not good.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

I'm sure it's great if you're a Yankees fan from some random state other than New York

 

[Orlando]

This is incedible. Good Twitter.

 

[Yankee151]

Shame Wolfmad is gone. Barves fans are livid at all the Yankees HRs over this series

 

[Mr. Radpants]

He locked down his profile so he's probably lurking.

 

[Bdub]

Braves won the first game by hitting a home run to right field so not a lot of room to complain. That being said, it's always been stupid to have such a short right field.

 

[Gooksta]

 

[GatorTD]

They’ve seriously reversed course and overfucked with the ball back the other way.

 

[kella]

His last activity was June 20 which was pretty recent. He definitely lurks to see if people are tombout him.

 

[doh]

you should look forward to this batch of bukkake your boyfriend is about to plunge upon your face

This was his last non-WBL post. What a way to go out.

 

[Soonerfan09]

This was his last non-WBL post. What a way to go out.

I have to admit, Antas hasn't been the same since those homos from Kabul roughed him up in the playoffs back in '71.

 

[Gooksta]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... WHAT!?!?

 

[GatorTD]

This was his last non-WBL post. What a way to go out.

I love this forum I had to show ignored content just to see the quote.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

@Gooksta Man, dudes live up in the zone, no wonder

 

[ebarws6]

A's are now 35-0 when leading after 7 and 42-0 when leading after 8

51-40, but still 6 games back of Seattle for the pleasure of having to face Sale or Severino in a winner-takes-all game. Would be 1st or tied for 1st in 3 other divisions

 

[GatorTD]

2nd win in 10 tries vs the Astros this season and this mother fucker coming in talkin shit.