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[Lightningwar]

How does tOSU have a better resume than Bama? Bama has a weak schedule. But tOSU has two blowout losses.

 

[CJ_24]

50,000 people in a stadium and only one of them is capable of spreading dirt evenly over turf. This is why middle america is decaying.

 

[Wolfman21]

"TOUCHDOWN! And the 2 point conversion is good!"

come on Gus...you're better than this

 

[pavel]

Its not dirt, its cancer pellets

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_turf–cancer_hypothesis

 

[Skeeter]

Jt going to gift whisky this game. Maybe he doesn't want to play Clemson again.

We'll just blow the doors off ucf instead.

 

[Brick]

That fucking golden state warriors commercial that comes on during every commercial break is gonna make me break my tv.

"Errbody say waryers..waaaaarrrryerrrrs"

You know dirt fuckin his gurrrll with that on in the background while doge watches. DUBS

 

[silverwheels]

Its not dirt, its cancer pellets

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_turf–cancer_hypothesis

Not as good as cancer chicken amirite

 

[CJ_24]

A field goal? rly? Have some pride man.

 

[bruin228]

When did Richt get neutered?

 

[Lightningwar]

lol richt going for a FG.

 

[Wolfman21]

jim leonhard wisky DC? Damn...i know i'm getting old when i see guys that i remember being recruited as defensive coordinators. fuck

 

[CJ_24]

Maybe you're not that old then. Leonhard wasn't recruited, he was a walk-on.

 

[Wolfman21]

Maybe you're not that old then. Leonhard wasn't recruited, he was a walk-on.

potato, potato. I remember his fucking name on recruiting websites.

 

[Brick]

That doesn't mean people neglected to recruit him. I heard a mod on the Premium Wolfpack Rivals board knew he was offered by Minnesota but declined. NC State booster had a relationship with him and said it just wasn't made public (Leonard's dad didn't want people to know). Statute of limitations on releasing that info passed a few years ago.

 

[kella]

Its not dirt, its cancer pellets

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_turf–cancer_hypothesis

The only thing giving me cancer is Ohio State offense

 

[Brick]

Surprised the turf didn't rip from JT throwing it into the dirt.

 

[CJ_24]

I am surprised ohio kicked a field goal. A td there ices the game. Also, there is no way Wisconsin stops them on fourth and one. Ohio is owning Wisconsin on the los, and after contact. There is absolutely no chance Wisconsin stops ohio from getting a first or a td.

 

[kella]

Ohio University is not playing in this game sorry

 

[bruin228]

It looks like it, though

 

[Skeeter]

OSU going to give this one away

 

[bruin228]

Why the fuck is Wisconsin punting

 

[Skeeter]

Interesting decision to punt

 

[NML]

WWYPFT

 

[Lightningwar]

Doubt this win by tOSU will be enough to get them in over Bama.

 

[pavel]

Honestly, UCF is a better choice than either of these two Midwest turds

 

[Hooblaa]

I've seen this movie too many times. Wiscy gonna get the ball back, make a methodical drive down to the 20, and then throw a INT, and we gotta hear tOSU fans suck their own dicks for another two weeks.

 

[Brick]

At least I don't think FOX has shown that stupid fat Mr BuCkNutzz guy this game.

 

[Skeeter]

God damn jt is awful

 

[pavel]

If JT could hit a wide open guy from 6 yards away, this game is over. Throw it into the dirt tho

 

[NML]

Could’ve told you this game was going to come down to the last possession with GUS on the call

 

[kella]

With CarSales 2 in there Ohio state wins this by 50

 

[bruin228]

Time for OSU to win behind some quality officiating

 

[Bmack]

Hornibrook passes slightly better than that John Ruiz guy in the dr. pepper halftime event.

 

[Wolfman21]

Can Hornibrook throw anything besides a 5 yard out?

 

[pavel]

Wisconsin finna run a draw I'm sure

 

[Lightningwar]

Can Hornibrook throw anything besides a 5 yard out?

He cant even do that right now.

 

[bruin228]

This guy is the biggest noodle arm I’ve ever seen

 

[MtneerManiac]

Wisky QB is so bad he should prolly just kill hisself

 

[Hooblaa]

I've seen this movie too many times. Wiscy gonna get the ball back, make a methodical drive down to the 20, and then throw a INT, and we gotta hear tOSU fans suck their own dicks for another two weeks.

I AM THE TIME CHILD

 

[bruin228]

Thanks for the Bama national title, Fuckeyes

 

[Lightningwar]

This is going to be a shitshow when they pick the top 4. Bama with a weak-sauce schedule or tOSU with two horrible losses. Both get smashed by Klimpson imo.

 

[Skeeter]

Happy pizza tonight motherfuckers

 

[Iron]

If Ohio State makes the playoffs, can't wait to see 58 J.T. Barrett QB draws one last time

 

[Yankee151]

He was 12/26 yeesh

 

[kella]

That fox sports production meeting storyline about how Barrett just WANTED IT MORE is incredibly moronic. I hope Klatt slips on his hotel bathroom floor and concusses hisself into cte

 

[Wolfman21]

wisconsin needs to recruit a couple more noodle arm QB's and a couple more big slow white guys to get over the hump.

 

[CJ_24]

v. Ohio State:

John O'Korn: 17-32, 195 yards, 1 touchdown, 1 interceptions.

Alex Hornibrook: 19-40, 229 yards, 0 touchdowns, 2 interceptions.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

put SC in the playoffs motherfuckers

 

[bruin228]

 

[silverwheels]

Odds BAKER gets arrested for public intox the night he wins the Heisman?