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fuck rutgers (!) and especially fuck @Rutgers Mike !! death to Rutgers in'shallah
woooo big game this week, battle for cheap wine trophy!! (Because you keep wine in the cellar, where our teams belong, as they are ((very)) bad; Also unlike good wine, which has redeeming qualities and should be tasted, this game will likely have none and should not be viewed by anyone
When you've lost 14 straight conference games, any conference win is an upset. Then it again, it could be worse, Rutgers lost 24 straight from 99 to 2003, and it would have been 33 straight if not for an upset of Syracuse in 1999 to save us from another winless season.Beating Nebraska isn't an upset anymore.
Also, I approve of the thread title.
Will week five be presented by Colchicine?
Yes, and Week Six will be Presented by Foot Amputation
If Rutgers leaves the big ten, those games will no longer be conference losses. Win-win. Do the right thing.
OXYGEN HOGS for Week 8Joint Graft for week seven?
If Rutgers leaves the big ten, those games will no longer be conference losses. Win-win. Do the right thing.
Find a new script, CJ
My goal this year is for MA'GARY to do a Canzano "Gregg Easterbrook Memorial Haughty Dipshit Of The Week" takedown. It would be amazing.I hate him so much
I assume Frost will be the first guy they go after? Not sure he wants to go back to Lincoln, but it would be great if he took the job and then kept Diaco on as DC for the Civil conFLiCT!
Yea that Arkansas State didn't go over so well. writing is probably on the wall for Riley at this point unless he can pull off 8+ wins. Still, seems like an overreaction to me. Should have waited a few games to see if the team rebounded or notNebraska fired their AD. I think this is Mike Riley's last season. Which is probably best for all involved. That was such an idiotic hire.
Well, first they have to fire Mike Riley... But yeah, Frost is probably the guy. He did pretty damn good at UCF last year, and I would imagine they'll only improve this year.
Oh god, going from Mike Riley to Les Miles? That would be hilarious. Would love to see @bighuskermav's take on that!