Southpaw Gon' Look Are you from PD looking for evidence on @brick, sir? The Miami Hurricanes Thread aka Baseless Rumors Corner

[CJ_24]

 

[CJ_24]

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

How bad was the 2001 ACC? If the Miami offense had not scored a point, the team would have gone 8-4.

 

[CJ_24]

How bad was the 2001 ACC? If the Miami offense had not scored a point, the team would have gone 8-4.

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

I fucked a Cuban chick named Melana that night, so game blouses

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

She got fat and grew a mustache but she was in her prime in Jan 01 pleighboi.

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

My buddy bagged her friend named Laurel after wooing her by stealing a street sign of her name with a portable dremmel

It was the biggest joke pay off of the Miami Hurricanes season because this kid had been carrying around a portable dremmel all of the Fall 2K semester just plotting getting laid with it somehow

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Also have some Norm, don't worry about the Seinfeld part, we all know Larry David was the Michaels and he was the Jannetty all along

 

[Brick]

bet

 

[Lightningwar]

Butch Davis going to the NFL was the best thing that happened to FSU and gata. Yeah Coker won an actual national championship but he also set the foundation for 2 decades of 7-5. Davis stays and probably another run like the 80s.

 

[goblue96]

Davis, from his time on JJ’s staff, could tap into the underground booster network that JJ set up before they left for Dallas.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Davis, from his time on JJ’s staff, could tap into the underground booster network that JJ set up before they left for Dallas.

wat

 

[CJ_24]

 

[Karl Hungus]

 

[fried rice]

This a chat b notta school assignment

 

[Brick]

bump de dump

 

[bruin228]

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Least delusional Miami fan

 

[bruin]

bump de dump

Rutgers smelling da roses

 

[Karl Hungus]

Just Miami things

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article277250318.html

 

[goblue96]

Just one strength Corch away from competing for a ‘chip.

 

[CJ_24]

Shocked that a health insurance claims company engages in questionable business practices

 

[bruin]

Then asks "Do you remember them winning anything? I don't."

 

[adchester]

Dan Lann.img

 

[bruin]

Mic drop. Press conference over.

 

[Irishman]

Lann.img probably not even born the last time CU won anything of consequence.

 

[bruin228]

Mic drop. Press conference over.

@Bakersdaddy tell this dumbass it’s affect

 

[CJ_24]

Get these Oregon bums outta the strength and conditioning corch thread

 

[Brick]

@Bakersdaddy tell this dumbass it’s affect

 

[Karl Hungus]

 

[bruin228]

Least psychotic Miami fan

 

[bruin]

@ kin cole

 

[Bmack]

This could be an Astronaut High alum with a screen name like that.

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Nah b he just likes staying out til 4 AM listening to Tiesto

 

[CJ_24]

Should have told DA PACK that he's a certified strength and conditioning corch

 

[coogrfan]

 

[Yankee151]

This was CRISTOBUM'S CFP title game. They retained the real Miami title!

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[CJ_24]

Suck it Wally Szczerbiak

 

[Skeeter]

Roethlisberger too easy?

 

[Karl Hungus]

 

[Mr. Radpants]

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Give him back his pipe!

 

[Yankee151]

It should be a vape pen to appeal to ZOOMER CROOTS!

 

[CJ_24]

Is nothing sacred?

 

[bruin228]

Miami Hurricanes football coach Mario Cristobal got paid record amount in 2022

Miami football coach's pay in 2022 is the largest-ever, single-year amount for an athletics department employee on a tax form by a private university.

www.usatoday.com

Lol

 

[Brick]

but..buuuut mak said they cant afford a corch! donna shalala told him in person.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Thanks, Herbie!

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

but..buuuut mak said they cant afford a corch! donna shalala told him in person.

Mak was right about pretty much every other thing, although he couldn't see the overarching archons behind the curtain

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

And if your ass didn't know, Donna Shalala is in the business of telling her big country boy linemen whatever the fuck she thinks they wanna hear

 

[Brick]

this gen z prolly 25 year old hairdresser at this work thing gave me her number on a napkin lol. prolly the first time ive been hit on in a decade

i dont know if i should be ashamed or flattered because we were playing trivia and she was cheating via google and she uniroinicallly used

SLAY
STANDIN ON BIDNESS
YAAASS QUEEN

 

[Skeeter]

Be flattered and then throw it away. Hairdressers are all 100% crazy.