2014 NFL: ALL HAIL THE ACID SHARKS

[colb]

Chris Kyle is a true American hero. The movie said so.

 

[DanishDonut0]

Fucking Seattle hipster

 

[worst2first]

Chris Kyle is a true American hero. The movie said so.

I propose a Nutopia moratorium on anything Chris Kyle related with violations resulting in a permaban. It seems everywhere I turn I'm confronted by his fascist hero worshipers. Can Nutopia please be a Chris Kyle free zone?

 

[bruin]

@worst2first has spoken.

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Pete Carroll is the Chris Kyle of football should be perceived as a malice the most insult, and that should be the reretitle

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Pete Carroll is the Chris Kyle of football should be perceived as a malice the most insult, and that should be the reretitle

How could you hate on somebody who has been such a positive influence on so many people?

It's sad.

 

[osick87]

This is a record haul for this Seattle fisherman.

 

[bruin228]

That's how I feel. Though I've heard a lot of people say they think he's fake. I don't buy it though. I talked to him a few times on campus at SC, and even for a few minutes on a random weekday talking to a couple students he didn't know, he was happy, laughing, fired up, etc.

He seemed kind of distant when I met him but then again I was a 6th grader asking for his autograph while he was at my HS trying to scout one of our players

Jim Tressel was reel e nice

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

You guys have to like this, right?

I mean what could be better than the Seahawks and the Grateful Dead?

This is pretty much the coolest logo ever.

 

[Ander1345]

I'm sorry, but it's hard to be a fan of a 9/11 truther.

 

[silverwheels]

wait, so american sniper is really about pete carroll?

 

[goblue96]

Pete Carroll killed five hookers?

 

[bruin228]

Pete Carroll planned 9/11 in order to be sent to the Middle East and get the record of most kills

Then, he pretends to be a 9/11 truther in order to throw people off his trail

DONE DEAL

 

[Reel]

really wish we could neg rep people on this site

 

[colb]

wait, so american sniper is really about pete carroll?

Pete Carroll planned 9/11 in order to be sent to the Middle East and get the record of most kills

Then, he pretends to be a 9/11 truther in order to throw people off his trail

DONE DEAL

Chris Kyle = 9 letters
Pete Carroll = 11 letters

9/11

Kyle is Carroll. Carroll is Kyle.


Laces out, Pete.

 

[Ander1345]

Not everyone is in love with the Saints.

 

[bruin228]

really wish we could neg rep people on this site

Tell me how you reel e feel

 

[Ander1345]

Wow. Have fun with Trestman at OC, Ravens.

 

[Travis7401]

really wish we could neg rep people on this site

No you don't.

 

[bruin]

I blame UCLA.

 

[OU11]

I think redmond just watched the Bill Brasky sketches and subbed Pete's name in.

 

[tab10]

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I'm sorry, but it's hard to be a fan of a 9/11 truther.

The wrong gender of ridiculous conspiracy theories for G8R, apparently.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I think redmond just watched the Bill Brasky sketches and subbed Pete's name in.

That's ludicrous. I have reel sources: 1) LA Magazine, 2) Wikipedia, 3) the sources footnoted in Wikipedia.

 

[Craig7835]

Fangio hired to run Bears D.

Does this mean we can stop running soft defenses?

A resounding YES. I can see the Bears running a 3-4/4-3 mix

 

[Reel]

No you don't.

I do.

Redmong would be in the negative off that pic he posted

 

[Clintmartian]

http://deadspin.com/russell-wilson-i-blame-those-four-interceptions-on-god-1680641071

God I love the comments so much on deadspin.

"Apparently, God looks a lot like Ha Ha Clinton-Dix."

 

[Ander1345]

I liked Immaculate Interceptions and Russell Wilson 0-4 when targeting God.

 

[OU11]

I like this one

"That's God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special," he said, as he was untied by his father Abraham

 

[bruin228]

No one's talking about Marrone taking a job as the AHC and OL corch for the Jags?

He left his HC job of a winning team to go be the OL corch of the Jags. Lulz

 

[TrojanMan]

No one's talking about Marrone taking a job as the AHC and OL corch for the Jags?

He left his HC job of a winning team to go be the OL corch of the Jags. Lulz

He must really, really love north Florida strip clubs.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

He must really, really love north Florida strip clubs.

He did it for the nookie

 

[Hollywood]

 

[Clintmartian]

He must really, really love north Florida strip clubs.

@Bmack was a consultant.

 

[TrojanMan]

Reel talk -- bmack should quit his accounting gig and start his own strip club/bachelor party/tour guide consulting business. Any client that orders the VIP package also gets the privilege of hanging out with mmack. And an "authentic" signed picture of Collinsworth.

 

[PSUEagle]

Jags also hired ex Oakland/Tampa Bay OC Greg Olson for the same position.

I really liked Gus Bradley a couple years ago in the hiring cycle, but Christ he's made some really questionable coaching hires. Don't see it working out in the end for him.

 

[goblue96]

This is what happens when you let Ron Jeremy own a NFL team.

 

[R2D2]

Jags also hired ex Oakland/Tampa Bay OC Greg Olson for the same position.

I really liked Gus Bradley a couple years ago in the hiring cycle, but Christ he's made some really questionable coaching hires. Don't see it working out in the end for him.

I actually wanted him as the Eagles' corch before Chip Kelly wildly accepted the job two weeks later. Dude isn't meant to be a head corch, just a DC.

 

[R2D2]

Eagles plotting to move up for Marcus Mariota

It's happening.gif

@PSUEagle

 

[bruin228]

Just a smokescreen for when they draft up to get Hundley

 

[Bmack]

He must really, really love north Florida strip clubs.

Which are not that spectacular I hear.

 

[Bmack]

Reel talk -- bmack should quit his accounting gig and start his own strip club/bachelor party/tour guide consulting business. Any client that orders the VIP package also gets the privilege of hanging out with mmack. And an "authentic" signed picture of Collinsworth.

Not a bad idea as I sit home at midnight working on spreadsheets having already blown through an internal deadline.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Not a bad idea as I sit home at midnight working on spreadsheets having already blown through an internal deadline.

Doing the same thing here. Though it is only 9:30.

High Five?

 

[silverwheels]

11 of new england's 12 balls were 2 lbs. underinflated. prolly 2 bowl bans, 10 fewer scholarships, and tv restrictions over two years. not sure if they'll have any past titles rescinded

 

[R2D2]

11 of new england's 12 balls were 2 lbs. underinflated. prolly 2 bowl bans, 10 fewer scholarships, and tv restrictions over two years. not sure if they'll have any past titles rescinded

QB Tommy Braddy has been suspended for the upcoming season, and the Super Bowl. Back up QB Jeremy Garafaloaf will start in his place. Braddy will declare for the 2016 NFL Draft. Projected 1st round pick.

 

[bruin228]

Who cares, the Colts suck

 

[evil1]

Isolated incident

 

[pavel]

This fucking sport

 

[sayo]

Pete Carroll wouldn't deflate balls.

 

[Southpaw]

I guess we know why Tom Brady has always been such a good bad weather qb. I just keep hearing everyone on tv and radio saying it doesn't make a difference. Uhhh if it doesn't make a difference, why is there a rule against it and why are the Patriots breaking it? Must make a difference. It probably didn't change the outcome of the Colts game, but I'm sure there are a lot of other games it did.