World Cup G (USA USA USA USA)

[Yankee151]

NO OTHER TEAMS MATTER BABY

June 16th
Nazis vs. Smelly Hair Gel (Salvador)
USA vs. Some African country (Natal)
June 21st
LITERALLY ONLY CRISTIANO RONALDO vs. Freedom (Manaus)
Prussia vs. Prince Boateng's sexual vagrancy (Fortaleza)
June 26th
WORLD WAR 3 (Recife)
Europoors vs. Afropoors (Brasilia)

My predictions:
USA 9pts
Germany 6pts
Portugal 1pt
Ghana 1pt

USA USA USA USA

Lineups(game-by-game to come):
Literally Hitler
Not-Spain
Irrelevant
Live Free or Die Never Forget 9/11

 

[Brick]

marginally better than fluffs bowl game thread intros. I applaud the effort.

 

[fsuprime]

 

[bruin]

 

[Yankee151]

Realized I forgot to write group, but maybe it's better read as "World Cup, G" anyways

 

[Wuf]

 

[Orangebird]

 

[Orangebird]

 

[ZeekLTK]

Live Free or Die Never Forget 9/11

 

[Karl Hungus]

dammit @Orangebird I've been saving that gif for months.

 

[TrojanMan]

I'm so turned on right now. My patriot missile is fully erect.

 

[BasinBictory]

I'm so turned on right now. My patriot missile is fully erect.

So you're admitting that ur missile intercepts and explodes in the vicinity of other missiles?

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

I think he's just reinforcing that same admission he made in his entire Utopian body of work

 

[gilstein21]

 

[BasinBictory]

Nothing like dropping 20 tons of concentrated freedom on an oppressed people. God Bless Amurrika

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

please tell me the glorification of state sponsored murder picture is photoshopped

 

[Milo]

Stunned this hasn't been posted yet:

 

[adchester]

 

[Yankee151]

http://www.mlssoccer.com/worldcup/2...oversial-call-brazils-winner-if-we-feel-conta

Good, fuck em. We'll win 100 penalties

 

[BasinBictory]

http://www.mlssoccer.com/worldcup/2...oversial-call-brazils-winner-if-we-feel-conta

Good, fuck em. We'll win 100 penalties

Sounds like a good argument for getting the NBA stars to trade in their basketball unis for soccer kits.

 

[Heisman06]

 

[BasinBictory]

 

[atlbraves]

Freedom costs a buck o five

 

[Renegade]

Heard Bruce Arena submitted a lineup for tomorrow:

Rimando
Yedlin - Omar - Besler - Beasley*
Beckerman
Zusi - Bradley - Davis
Dempsey - Wondo
​

*Mexico is the US, right? #AmericanStyle​

​

 

[Bmack]

I say give it alto fire and let him score.

 

[goblue96]

 

[Renegade]

 

[BearDownUofA]

I'm ready to go at work tomorrow.

 

[sayo]

I know it was mentioned before, but "I believe that we will win" sounds like some shit a kindergarten kickball team would chant. Hella lame

 

[Orlando]

There are worse chants, but kindergarten is about right for that....

 

[silverwheels]

Game starts right at the beginning of dinner service but we will have the TV on in the office so whenever I can I'm going back there.

 

[Orlando]

It's a Monday. Don't show up chef du lean cuisine.

 

[sayo]

I'm leaving for work as it starts. Oh well, I'll try to catch some in the break room.

I'll definitely be believing that we can win as hard as i can while at work.

 

[OU11]

I am leaving the office at 3:30.

Bartholomew Scott

 

[tab10]

Off work tomorrow.

 

[Yankee151]

On summer vacation, check mate

 

[purple112]

Am Yankee. Body is ready.

 

[fsuprime]

On summer vacation, check mate

 

[Carolina Blue]

Gameday. Leggaooooooooooo 'Murrica.

 

[Renegade]

I know it was mentioned before, but "I believe that we will win" sounds like some shit a kindergarten kickball team would chant. Hella lame

None of the AO chants are that great, and they've only got a handful, so they get repetitive. Lot of work to be done in that department.

 

[OU11]

Im pumped for 11

 

[DeadMan]

I will be desperately trying to avoid the score all afternoon. I get off work at 4:30, but then have a softball game at 5. So I'm dvring it, turning my cell phone off, and then hoping I don't hear the final score. I'll probably fuck it up by mindlessly clicking on this thread at some point.

 

[jdlikewhoa]

Im pumped for 11

Noon

 

[OU11]

Noon

10

 

[jdlikewhoa]

Please post confirmation of the receipt of your paypal transfer from @Travis7401 this evening

 

[OU11]

Wat

 

[jdlikewhoa]

Lol... Nvm. Pretty sure that was @NML

 

[GatorTD]

I will be desperately trying to avoid the score all afternoon. I get off work at 4:30, but then have a softball game at 5. So I'm dvring it, turning my cell phone off, and then hoping I don't hear the final score. I'll probably fuck it up by mindlessly clicking on this thread at some point.

You know some asshole at the field will spoil it for you.

 

[Milo]

(Just replace traitor with terr'ist, etc)

 

[NML]

I think he's saying the United States of American shall beat the African nation of Ghana later this evening, therefore topping the one point threshold set forth in the wager between myself and one Travis fellow. By doing so, he expects that said-fellow shall honor the aforementioned bet, and deposit the winnings before the evening has passed.