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World Cup - Finals

kella

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You had to know a team with Mascherano in defense would get opened up by Goatse

(sorry if this joke has already been made)
 

Karl Hungus

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kella

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Something is really fucked up with Brazil, at least so far as the actual selecao process goes. I find it nearly fucking impossible to believe that the 2 best options at striker were Jo and Fred. I also find it impossible to believe that Julio Cesar was the best keeper. He actually had a pretty solid tournament, but come on. It's Brazil.

look at some of the dudes on this roster

Bernard
Maxwell (who the fuck is this)
Henrique (ditto)
Hernanes

don't get me wrong, none of these guys are bad players, but this is brazil. How can they not have any depth?
 

Karl Hungus

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They are really thin. It's been a long time coming, the domestic game has been more and more focused on physicality and brawn at the expense of technique (hai Hulk).
 

DeadMan

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Yeah, I don't get it either. And when you compare it to Germany, it's even worse. Germany had probably 5-6 players who would have been in the squad who got injured before the tournament, and a lot of them likely would have played a big role for Germany. Kramer was probably their 7th or 8th choice midfielder in April, but he starts in the World Cup Final and Germany still wins it.
 

Rutgers Mike

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Something is really fucked up with Brazil, at least so far as the actual selecao process goes. I find it nearly fucking impossible to believe that the 2 best options at striker were Jo and Fred. I also find it impossible to believe that Julio Cesar was the best keeper. He actually had a pretty solid tournament, but come on. It's Brazil.

look at some of the dudes on this roster

Bernard
Maxwell (who the fuck is this)
Henrique (ditto)
Hernanes

don't get me wrong, none of these guys are bad players, but this is brazil. How can they not have any depth?
Shoulda taken the old guys
 

kella

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Worse than that, wikipedia claims he doesn't break 170

FWIW, he got that nickname mostly because he looks like Lou Ferrigno. Not because he's a big guy.
 

BasinBictory

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Worse than that, wikipedia claims he doesn't break 170

FWIW, he got that nickname mostly because he looks like Lou Ferrigno. Not because he's a big guy.

Ah - I see.

I see that Brazilians are also afflicted with face blindness. To me, he looks more like Raul Mondesi, to me.
 

kella

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What about damaio? Did he ever even make it off of Internacional?
 

chibob

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Played his way out of Milan and I don't think he played much this season in Brazil.

Yeh I dont think hes played loads, but still better than Fred or Jo.

The guys 24 at the end of the day and has had a more high profile career then a lot veterans if I was a Premier League outfit, id move heaven and Earth to get him.
 

Snorky's Shame

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There was an old FourFourTwo article on how the Brazil team would look now. I'll have to look for it but it was written in 2011 or 2012.
 

Southpaw

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Great googily moogily, that Goatse guy's girlfriend is hotter than shit. I don't know why he popped wood over that girl in the picture with him. She's average by comparison.
 

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kella

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Nobody had a better time at the world cup than Podolski. Dude was tweeting every 20 minutes about how much fun he was having, despite playing like 1 half.
 

Southpaw

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Is he the fag that kicked it over the goal from 4 feet away and made America lose to Belgium?
 

kella

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utopian face and body blindness ITT
 

Southpaw

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That's a bad picture of her if it is. I guess it could be, but she looks way hotter in every other picture I've seen of her.

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