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Mr. Radpants

Trog Five Standing By
1574617355467.pngDespite a disappointing attendance of 1 GM at the Paris Texas Hootenany, the offseason has been relatively quickly moving with key Starting Pitching signings by Dublin, Buffalo, and Amsterdam. Free agent SS Nuh landed in Sol and joined a battery of a half-dozen middle infielders and third basemen. Buffalo, Paris, and Dublin made significant advancements in the IFA market, while Las Vegas called the entire IFA population “trash”.

Perhaps the only slow moving market segment this offseason is the return of expats to home markets, with Sol and Miami holding key Irishmen, and Dublin holding key Swedes. Our sources indicate that negotiations continue through smoke signal and that progress is gradual, but understandably slow.
 

hayvis

Will-Gnome Member
View attachment 9926Despite a disappointing attendance of 1 GM at the Paris Texas Hootenany, the offseason has been relatively quickly moving with key Starting Pitching signings by Dublin, Buffalo, and Amsterdam. Free agent SS Nuh landed in Sol and joined a battery of a half-dozen middle infielders and third basemen. Buffalo, Paris, and Dublin made significant advancements in the IFA market, while Las Vegas called the entire IFA population “trash”.

Perhaps the only slow moving market segment this offseason is the return of expats to home markets, with Sol and Miami holding key Irishmen, and Dublin holding key Swedes. Our sources indicate that negotiations continue through smoke signal and that progress is gradual, but understandably slow.

All of Paris Texas was in hysterics as Rad Pants turned up a whole year early to the Paris Texas Hootenany, but out of sympathy The Days In Paris decided to let him stay for free over the entire Christmas period. Reports say that at one point Rad fell off his chair in the restaurant whilst he was trying to pull a cracker on his own. We're all hoping for the sake of his injured pride that Rad gets the dates right next year!
 

Mr. Radpants

Trog Five Standing By
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Latest On WBL International Signing Scandal


By Rad Pants | February 11, 2080something at 8:58pm EDT

The latest international discover scandal has been the dominant story in baseball over the past several hours, though it didn’t come as a revelation to many throughout the game. A scout from Tijuana told reporter Simmy Simpson that “It was a big open secret, really big. Throughout baseball, throughout the scouting community, for several years, not just starting in 2087. I would say probably 2080, maybe earlier, through today, things were going on and being discussed in PM that were blatantly not against the rules but really really cheese.”

If true, it further calls into question the accomplishments of every team except Tijuana in recent years. These other teams combined to amassed many international signings, thousands of victories, and every single World Shampionship, since GM @hayvis hasn't won one yet. If every single GM-Owner has been cheating, it would appear that all wins and records would need to be vacated, and every single win over the past 40 years will need to be awarded to Paris/Tijuana. Of course, if the standard for cheating was set by the Halifax fiasco, much of this sim might just need to be deleted.

Update: Further accusations have been leveled against WBL GMs by Tijuana leadership indicating that GMs are using a "Multiples of Six" scheme to maximize development efficiency. More to come soon.

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Rumors of Winter Meetings

Reports out of Dublin and Las Vegas indicate that there may be the first annual Winter Meetings in years. It's unclear what city, if any, will be selected for such an event.
 

fignuts

See You Next Wednesday
Breaking News

There have been reported sightings of a former WBL GM. Some thought he became a cyborg. Others believe people at nUtopia die.

More to come this afternoon into the evening.

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