1. Eli Manning University
2. Not Eli Manning University
3. F*** 'em right in the crab legs
4. Alabama Polytechnic Institute
5. Smoke Weed, Talk Shit like Lane Kiffin
6. Our Uniforms Weren't Highlight Colors Last Week
7. Brian Kelly Killed Five Student Assistants
8. Agricultural College of the State of Michigan
9. Central Ohio Community College
10. Todd Gurley Autographs For EVERYONE!