Discussion in 'Pro Sports Discussion' started by Keith1212, Feb 13, 2014.
Fuck the flyers!
Checks standing on NHL.com.
See Penguins only have 25 points.
Looks at “FIVE TIMES STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS” banner in home office next to sign up pucks by Dirty Gino and Sid the Kid.
Tear drops eye.
Four ounces of Diet Dr Pepper poured onto rug.
Turns out lights, commits suicide.
Side note: one of my coworkers, who dislikes hockey quite a bit and knows almost nothing about it, has been converted into a Gritizen thanks to yours truly, even though he found him horrifying at first (like pretty much everyone else). Gritty forever!
Seattle unanimously awarded an expansion franchise. Edmonton throwing a shit fit about being possibly moved to the central division.
Can't wait til OKC steals the franchise in 2031
Nevermind, Phoenix will move over. Good, don't mess with the Battle of Alberta.
Flyer GM press Conf wasnt a complete show. in a wait and see. still pissed about Hextall
Maybe Bobby Clarke and Gritty can die in a murder-suicide pact.
I might actually be willing to sacrifice Gritty if it means Clarke too.
Oilers 7-2-1 now under HITCH.
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