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[Rutgers Mike]

 

[Rutgers Mike]

NHL Power Rankings: The Rangers and Penguins make moves and a haiku for every team

It's become a yearly tradition: The all-haiku power rankings. Every team gets one — even the terrible ones.

theathletic.com

28. Philadelphia Flyers
Last Week: 28
Record: 10-14-7
Dom rank: 28
Sean rank: 28

Two wins in five weeks
Carter Hart and Torts’ structure
Can’t fix Fletcher’s mess

 

[silverwheels]

Edmonton lost to Anaheim at home, LMAO. Defense is so bad. Can't wait to watch them get pummeled in person on Wednesday!

 

[Irishman]

Fucking Torts. He can eat all the dicks.

 

[goblue96]

What did he do now besides chase Sedlak back to the Czech Republic?

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Fucking Torts. He can eat all the dicks.

Just lose babby

 

[Irishman]

Kevin Hayes, leading scorer, was a healthy scratch tonight. Torts should be scratching hisself. Fucking BUM.

 

[silverwheels]

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Rest in peace

 

[Irishman]

Also, I guess I expected it to be TK and not Hayes, but here we are.

 

[goblue96]

Forced to talk because the coach refuses to.

 

[Irishman]

NOT BUMS

 

[silverwheels]

NOT BUMS EITHER! Fun game. Oilers got contributions from everyone. We managed to be around a bunch of Edmonton fans so it was a blast.

 

[silverwheels]

Silverwoman already wants to go to another game, haha. After the babby gets here, though.

 

[Irishman]

Those seats are not bad. We also had a good group near us. Ours last night were looking right down the right boards in the Avs attack twice section, upper balcony, but we were in the second row. Perfect views. We sat around some hilarious and knowledgeable Avs fans (a rarity). When the 8Us came out to scrimmage during intermission, these dudes behind us cheered the kids' goals almost as loud as the Avs goals! We had a great time.

 

[goblue96]

FUN!

 

[silverwheels]

Yeah we think we want to go to a game in MENVER next. Texas not having weed is dumb. Texas is dumb.

 

[Irishman]

#nUtopiaNHLgameBoogaloo

 

[goblue96]

Edmonton at Philly - Feb. 9

StubHub should be giving away tickets to Flyers game by then.

 

[silverwheels]

She'll be too pregnant by then.

Prolly have to be next season.

 

[Irishman]

I got the seats yesterday for $62 /ticket the day of. I thought that was a steal.

 

[goblue96]

BUMMIEST ASS BUMS THAT EVER BUMMED

 

[silverwheels]

MCJESUS with 30 goals in 35 games.

 

[goblue96]

Just needs 20 goals in the next four games to tie Gretzky for the fastest to 50 goals team record.

 

[silverwheels]

Kinda wish Edmonton would trade McDavid to an actual contender so he could lift the Cup.

 

[silverwheels]

 

[Brick]

 

[goblue96]

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Edmonton at Philly - Feb. 9

StubHub should be giving away tickets to Flyers game by then.

Sign me up if you are serious

 

[silverwheels]

Markstrom and Skinner having an epic battle in Calgary right now.

 

[silverwheels]

PISSBURGH

 

[silverwheels]

 

[Irishman]

I know no one else watched, but NOT BUMS @ Kings was FUN!

 

[silverwheels]

Fuck yes.

 

[Irishman]

Let'sAfuckinggoMario.youterb

 

[adchester]

Damn brah when did u get in, I was at the Bleacher Bar in the middle of that pic on Friday

 

[Irishman]

I stole that from NHL.com.

 

[Irishman]

Bell Biv DeVoe with the anthem.

 

[Irishman]

This game has been pretty fun. Pens would be up a few goals if not for Ullmark, who has been insane thus far.

 

[Irishman]

 

[Irishman]

I did not see DeBrusk getting both Boston goals today. Damn.

 

[silverwheels]

 

[Irishman]

These North Stars sweaters are fucking beautiful.

 

[goblue96]

NOT BUMS!

 

[Rutgers Mike]

NOT BUMS!

Ersson looks good enough that I forgot the name of the goalie the Russians sent to the GULAG

 

[silverwheels]

Anaheim is really bad but damn

 

[Irishman]

That was nice.

 

[silverwheels]

 

[silverwheels]

 

[Brick]