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SMALL BALLERS GON LOOK The 129th Winter Meetings in KABUL, AFGHANISTAN!!!

Discussion in 'OOTP Discussion (Out of the Park Baseball)' started by Mr. Radpants, Nov 13, 2018.

  1. Mr. Radpants

    Mr. Radpants Friendship Drive Charging

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    I don't think Kneeling fits in with your xenophobic Texas idea...
     
  2. Travis7401

    Travis7401 Douglass Tagg Community Liaison

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    I think you lost some of our traditions in translation :laughing:
     
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  3. Travis7401

    Travis7401 Douglass Tagg Community Liaison

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    Actually, it illustrates how extra stupid Trumpkins are to view kneeling as a sign of disrespect. We're probably the ones in the wrong version of the sim. Where Hayvis comes from, all reel Murricans kneel and people protest by standing.
     
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  4. Travis7401

    Travis7401 Douglass Tagg Community Liaison

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    I propose

    Paris (Texas) - The Murricans - Logo exactly the same as the Murricans with a poorly implemented "The" and the eagle standing on a tiny Eiffel tower, and the eiffel tower is the "A" in Paris... like this!

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    Pittsburgh (Texas) - Kneelers (AAA franchise started by the leftist son in the family, much maligned by the fanbase)

    Pilgrim Pride - Chickens (AA Franchise) located in the shuttered (apparently in 2001) poultry slaughterhouse in Pittsburgh Texas - Mascot is this thing:
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  5. TonyGin&Juice

    TonyGin&Juice 2070 AA WORLD CHAMPS

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    How about Paris Pakis?
     
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  6. hayvis

    hayvis Will-Gnome Member

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    SORRY.... I AM A MORON. HIONESTLY, I WONDER IF HAVING KIDS TAKES A PART OF YOUR BRAIN AWAY.
     
  7. hayvis

    hayvis Will-Gnome Member

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    I don't know if I want to steal Yankee's name. I think it should be Paris Murrican Patriots.
     
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    I wouldn't mind but its Lloyd's name so it's too odd for me to change it

    Have you considered something like Constitutions or Founding Fathers? Something that tries to act haughty and ideal while actually being backwoods France-Texas. Singular concepts like "Paris Freedom" or "Paris Honor" could be okay too

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  9. hayvis

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    Paris Freedom is my favourite. I also like the Paris Patriots, but it's a bit vanilla. Mind you, the whole concept isn't really in the name, it's the phenomenally innovative and groundbreaking ways I'm running the thing.
     
  10. Orlando

    Orlando Well-Known Member Utopia Moderator

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    @hayvis ill do the logo, but make your own damn decisions. I ain’t got time for that.
     
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  11. Orlando

    Orlando Well-Known Member Utopia Moderator

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    Also, sim was delayed to fix the website. I’ll have one up tonight.
     
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    Paris Freedom. And the minor leaguers like Travis said.
     
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    @Orlando , can you get some kind of stars and stripes with an eiffel tower.
     
  14. Orlando

    Orlando Well-Known Member Utopia Moderator

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    Yes. I’ll create something in the next few days. List put your minor league teams for me too.
     
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    @Travis7401 ' minor league teams are perfect.
     
  16. Yankee151

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    You need one more for A level

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  17. hayvis

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    Actually @Orlando @Travis7401 -

    Paris Freedom
    AAA - Pilgrim Pride Chickens
    AA - Cleveland Browns (tx) - Leftist son wanted to wind up the racist family by having a team called the Browns. Texas apparently has a very nice city called Cleveland.
     
  18. hayvis

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    @Orlando @Travis7401 @Yankee151

    A - Mercedes Bends - (The organisation likes the cars and decides to have a team in Mercedes Texas and uses the malaprop "Bends" instead of "Benz".
     
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  19. Orlando

    Orlando Well-Known Member Utopia Moderator

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    This literally means nothing to me :laughing:
     
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    The thing I like most about Paris Freedom is that to most people it would sound like a brand of feminine hygiene product.
     

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