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OOTP20 - WBL JOINT SPECIAL 1Trog9th ANNUAL WINTER WARZ AT THE EASTERN FRONT, SOVIET UNION!!!!

Mr. Radpants

Trog Five Standing By
The WBL Winter Meetings Committee would like to invite all GMs of the WBL Air GM Force to join the inaugural Utopia Joint Special Trogperations off-season campaign at the EASTERN FRONT! This campaign interweaves elements of the in-game single player free agent mode, additional single player opportunities, and multiplayer "Special Tradeperations" every day night starting on 12/28/2082 in the respective versions of the simulation. The simulations will advance in parallel, with one week in this sim equal to one week in 1942. The offseason campaign is structure to allow (??? can someone way in???) you to play as little or as much as you'd like. Deaths, trades, and free agency losses are permanent/tracked, but if you die you can assume the role of a new GM for whatever team you want so that you don't have to be left out! Just ask Yankee, who has GM'd every team at this point. WINTER MEETINGS WARZ TIME



Still with us? Time for 19 more paragraphs to describe the Winter Meetings campaign!

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The start date for our campaign is 8/23/2083 during the "Advance the Sim" portion of the Stalingrad campaign, right after @Wendell Gee crashes and is lost in action! Lorem travis blah blah ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

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The Eastern Front is where wars are fought! It's known for its frequent deaths, annoying Nutopia recruitment pitches, and even more deaths! It's also very close to the home of WBL's Moscow Mules, which is where General Tavaris is probably recruiting half of his tailgunners! Anything else to enjoy? We're not sure, because it's a war zone, and going outside from the hotel could mean certain death!

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A joint collaboration between the Winter Committee Meeting and the WBL Commissioner's Office, the Worldtopia Baseball League and their affiliated parties will gather at the 131st annual meetings for a week filled with seminars and league and organizational meetings. Grab a trash can, but don't cheat by stealing signs and banging on it -- light it on fire and warm your hands and hearts, comrades!

For six event-packed days, the host hotel will bring together front office comrades, trade show comrades and job seeking comrades, all under one comrade roof. Throughout the week, a number of notable events fill the agenda, including the Baseball Trade Show; the WBL Job Fair, presented by the ULG comrades; the Banquet; the Bob Freitas Commie Seminar & Social Program Series; the Awards Luncheon; and the Gala. Sean Price III will be the opening act -- George Papdopoulos, knock it and pop a booma papa-less!

This year's breakout sessions include:

Ffffuuuuu, change the times: It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times, because WBL has no idea what time it is! In this mission critical session, WBL commissioners and owners try to sync the sim with the US Naval Observatory Alternate Master Clock and the Global Positioning System Master Control Station, so that we can sim on time!

Where is Wendell Gee? In this field trip, WBL GMs will leave the WW2 bunker and sneak behind enemy lines to go looking for fallen GM @Wendell Gee! The last time we rescued a GM was at the WBL Winter Meetings in Kabul, and @Wolfman21 has returned to our ranks!

I can't stop whining about twitter...kill me, Pete! (Social Media Strategy 101): @kella leads a collaborative session on how to encourage social media free speech by censoring anyone complaining about social media!

The Imitation Game: In this interactive session, WBL GMs volunteer to help decipher forgotten Winter Meetings shtick left on scratch notes at Rad's house! If you can figure out what "New W.S.", "3f3 eng bor", and "Translate WM Notes" means, this session is for you -- and you might even end up being recruited to the Winter Meetings Committee!

And a live screening of a new film:
ESPSim Presents:
30 for 30:
Not Playing for the Mob, lulz
The intersection of sports, gambling, and the mob is an irresistible mix, and Not Playing for the Mob, lulz goes all in on that trio. The film covers the private poker and underground games in Key West in the mid 2060s. One of the key players is @Gooksta, lulz, who is recognized as an influencial GM and recruited away from baseball to open casinos for the mob in Las Vegas. This 30 for 30 is propulsive and sordid, compelling, but tragic. Where have you gone, Gooksta Dimaggio? The WBL turns its lonely eyes to you, lulz.
 

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Yankee151

Hot Girl Summer
Deaths, trades, and free agency losses are permanent/tracked, but if you die you can assume the role of a new GM for whatever team you want so that you don't have to be left out! Just ask Yankee, who has GM'd every team at this point.

why a switch? r u srs

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Wolfman21

Well-Known Member
Just watched Netflix doc on WWII with episode on Stalingrad.... This is art.

That the one they put all the videos in color? I just watched that as well. Fascinating stuff. I learned a couple things during the series, but i never knew the german soldiers were fed meth tablets during the blitz, well...whole war i guess, to keep them alert and moving. Nuts
 

Yankee151

Hot Girl Summer
This one makes ma'top 5 winter meetings threads for sure, a solid parody pwn of my posting style, lol.
I can't decide if I like the opening paragraph's liberal use of the Simulation sthick or the multiple lorem ipsum paragraphs with easter eggs written in the best

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Is just a work of art, lol
 

hayvis

Will-Gnome Member
Well. @Mr. Radpants has definitely upped his game. I put this down to the rival Paris Hootenanny taking place before the official winter meetings. Just yet another way that Paris has massively improved the league. You're welcome. :smug:
 

Yankee151

Hot Girl Summer
Well Karani had 5 votes but I think every team had a vote so its not like ALL Wizard voting, the AI still mostly makes the decision unless all 16 of us export a vote

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