NCAA Basketball And Clownzano Twitter Aggregation Thread

[kella]

Who is defense

 

[OU11]

Gonzaga will be fine on offense eventually, they're just gonna be in trouble if their defense keeps being this bad. Better just be early nerves if they wanna have a chance.

Really though they just need Baylor to lose the ON FIRE status

 

[bruin228]

Rafferty is so fucking annoying. Get WALTON in here

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

Baylor won't keep shooting this well but damn their defense looks good right now

 

[bruin228]

Everybody on Baylor has a 10 foot wingspan

 

[adchester]

3 man commentary teams are wack

 

[bruin228]

Suggs looks horrible every time he touches the ball

 

[goblue96]

Rafferty is so fucking annoying. Get WALTON in here

No.

 

[Orlando]

Baylor can’t miss

 

[bruin228]

Baylor’s not gonna lose

 

[OU11]

Baylor can't miss

edit: FFFUUUU @Orlando

 

[adchester]

Jesus is real and he loves Baylor

 

[OU11]

If Baylor is 2/5 from 3 it's an 8 point game. They'll cool off at some point, at least I hope they do

 

[kella]

Mask white ref sucks

 

[goblue96]

Jesus is real and he loves Baylor

He is risen.

 

[bruin228]

If Baylor is 2/5 from 3 it's an 8 point game. They'll cool off at some point, at least I hope they do

Gonzaga still can’t rebound, though

 

[kella]

Why do I assume everyone who went to Baylor is an enormous basic bitch

 

[OU11]

Gonzaga still can’t rebound, though

They can get fouled while trying tho

 

[pavel]

Mark Few has Mark Davis vibes

 

[bruin228]

This guy with the mullet makes me want Baylor to lose by 100

 

[adchester]

Gonzaga's effort is so trash today. Can't close out, no hustle or block out for rebounds. Look like they are all recovering from the CHYNA VIRUS

 

[Orlando]

But then you have Timmay

 

[bruin228]

JUST WATCH WHAT HAPPENS HERE

cut to mild bench reaction

 

[OU11]

They refuse to feed TIMMAY

 

[OU11]

It should be mandated that every time down the floor TIMMAY get's a post touch before they can do anything else

 

[bruin228]

This guy with the mullet makes me want Baylor to lose by 100

Calling for the ball to pull a stepback airball three makes the game for me

 

[OU11]

Playing against a guy like #11 was my worst nightmare when I played.

 

[adchester]

Playing against a guy like #11 was my worst nightmare when I played.

The Boris Diaw build is the most frustrating in basketball

 

[OU11]

The Boris Diaw build is the most frustrating in basketball

Strong short fats are just so difficult to guard, if they're also quick like #11 ur just fucked

 

[bruin228]

TIMMAY calling for the ball repeatedly and everybody else just dribbling around like assholes lol

 

[adchester]

Strong short fats are just so difficult to guard, if they're also quick like #11 ur just fucked

I played against a guy in HS who is a pro bowl center in the NFL now. Had literally no basketball skill, but would still drop 15 because he had incredibly quick feet for his size and was probably the strongest player in the state. Worst match-up ever.

 

[OU11]

Just cut it to 10 at least

 

[goblue96]

Playing against a guy like #11 was my worst nightmare when I played.

My high school team was fucked defensively. We went 6'4"-6'4"-6'5" at the 3-5 positions. However none of them could defend in the post for shit so my 5'10" ass had play down on the block against their tallest guy when we went man-to-man or play on the block if we ran a 2-3 zone.

 

[adchester]

They get it under 10 before half and there's a chance

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

Baylor is starting to lose momentum imo Missing shots, poor turnovers

 

[OU11]

My high school team was fucked defensively. We went 6'4"-6'4"-6'5" at the 3-5 positions. However none of them could defend in the post for shit so my 5'10" ass had play down on the block against their tallest guy when we went man-to-man or play on the block if we ran a 2-3 zone.

Sounds like they didn't have the WANT TO

 

[bruin228]

That sequence was

 

[goblue96]

Sounds like they didn't have the WANT TO

Nope. Most nights, I rebounded them. I brought my LUNCH PAIL!

 

[Orlando]

Yeah those net snapping 3s are just killing their momentum

 

[OU11]

They'd be up 24 if they kept up their 100% 3 point shooting percentage

 

[bruin228]

Fuck me

 

[adchester]

WELP

 

[Orlando]

Lol

 

[Bmack]

My high school team was fucked defensively. We went 6'4"-6'4"-6'5" at the 3-5 positions. However none of them could defend in the post for shit so my 5'10" ass had play down on the block against their tallest guy when we went man-to-man or play on the block if we ran a 2-3 zone.

Reminder that Wilber Marshall tipped off at center in the state championship game listed at 6 feet 2 inches, which was probably reely 6 feet1 inch.

 

[OU11]

Mark Few needs to go into the locker room, walk to the board and draw a #2 in the post and arrows around the perimeter pointing at him and then walk out. It's unebelievable frustrating he isn't getting the ball

 

[bruin228]

It doesn't matter when Baylor is using aimbot

 

[adchester]

Mark Few needs to go into the locker room, walk to the board and draw a #2 in the post and arrows around the perimeter pointing at him and then walk out. It's unebelievable frustrating he isn't getting the ball

He can do that after starting with this:

 

[OU11]

It doesn't matter when Baylor is using aimbot

They're only down 14 with aimbot assist on for Baylor, if the NCAA bans aimbot in the second half the Zags can get back in this easily

 

[bruin228]

Baylor bought too many cosmetics, NCAA won't ban them

 

[OU11]

GET IT TO 10