Group E (France, Switzerland, Ecuador, Honduras)

[hayvis]

No difference between that and David Beckham against Argentina in 94.

 

[hayvis]

The Simeone kick that is.

 

[kella]

Why are their so many over hit crosses? Lawd, every game the wingers are just bombing crosses to the other corner flag

 

[kella]

Figueroa YOLO 60 yard shot

He probably had it queued up

 

[fried rice]

Why are their so many over hit crosses? Lawd, every game the wingers are just bombing crosses to the other corner flag

Heavier/lighter ball?

 

[NML]

Oh lawd

 

[Keith1212]

Honduras is terrible. I'm glad Palacios is gone with his faggotry and I'm glad France is up. Honduras is basically done. How did they even get in? Are they missing any of there players or were they always this shitty?

 

[kella]

This has been their game for over a decade. Play like a rugby match, tons of theatrics, try to get lucky on a long ball

 

[Keith1212]

Wow that's terrible.

 

[OU11]

It's a goal and the keeper should feel bad

 

[hayvis]

Funniest moment of the world cup so far. Dechamps is a little bit lacking the intelligence department....

 

[Renegade]

Palacios is a piece of shit

I hope Stoke get rid of him. Guy is fucking useless and played like a total bitch today.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

RIP Evra

 

[Yankee151]

How did France only get 3?

 

[fried rice]

Hit the post at least once.

 

[TrojanMan]

Oui oui....daddy like.

Now I just need Belgium and the US to each win 3-0, and my soccer boner will be complete.

 

[Yankee151]

Lawd, that Argentina fan spilt his whole damn beer during the national anthem. Those can't be cheap either.

 

[TrojanMan]

Lawd, that Argentina fan spilt his whole damn beer during the national anthem. Those can't be cheap either.

Spilled.....you fucking soccer snob, wannabe Brit.

 

[Yankee151]

Like how I got the wrong thread for saying that too.

 

[Wooly]

worst game so far. set piece header goals = yawn

Headers from anyone other than van Persie = yawn.

 

[Renegade]

Spilled.....you fucking soccer snob, wannabe Brit.

Spilt and spelt, not spilled and spelled. Switzerland, fuck yeah!

 

[TrojanMan]

Vive la France, part deux!

Get wrecked croissants and berets, faggots.

 

[BasinBictory]

Hmm - a country that has never fought a war versus a country that has never won a war.

Sounds like they'll be spending the time painting each other's faces, arranging flowers, trimming each other's beards, and having a 22-man orgy.

 

[Yankee151]

The Swiss took out the HRE back in the day, then they just sent out mercenaries. French are definitely surrender monkeys though.

 

[BasinBictory]

So it'll be the French taking in the ass during the orgy, then?

 

[Milo]

Not enough Marquis de Lafayette up in this bitch.

 

[TrojanMan]

 

[Chase]

Pogba benched for Sissokho

 

[Yankee151]

No Pogs? Swiss to win

 

[OU11]

Makes me think of Casablanca

 

[hayvis]

I am in an utter internal conflict about Olivier Giroud. He is, of course, a complete hunk, but he is exceptionally frustrating as a footballer.

 

[TrojanMan]

Like clockwork......knock a guy on Utopia, he scores two minutes later.

 

[Yankee151]

40lb initiated

 

[Hachiko]

More like 50kg box of (g)rape.

"La France est au pays des rêves en ce moment! C'est différent de tout ce que nous avons vu avant ici à Salvador!"

 

[Yankee151]

Lol Djourou.

 

[Yankee151]

Benaglio bailed them out. Funny thing was that the Swiss were looking good before that penalty, but going 3-0 down would/will leave it out of reach.

 

[TrojanMan]

Should've let Giroud take the penalty. That dude is awesome.

 

[hayvis]

I can safely say, having had to put up with watching Djourou for a couple of years, that I have no idea why he is playing for ANY international team. The only thing worth watching about him is his spiderman stance.

 

[hayvis]

That Giroud looks like a footballing God in the world cup is proof that it is an unbelievably entertaining, yet utterly silly competition that is absolutely no real measure of talent.

 

[fonzilla]

Hmm - a country that has never fought a war versus a country that has never won a war.

Sounds like they'll be spending the time painting each other's faces, arranging flowers, trimming each other's beards, and having a 22-man orgy.

Ever heard of that guy called Napeolean?

 

[TrojanMan]

That Giroud looks like a footballing God in the world cup is proof that it is an unbelievably entertaining, yet utterly silly competition that is absolutely no real measure of talent.

Would be singing a completely different tune if England had 6 points....

 

[BIG EVIL]

That Giroud looks like a footballing God in the world cup is proof that it is an unbelievably entertaining, yet utterly silly competition that is absolutely no real measure of talent.

He is doing it against a CB pairing of Djourou and Senderos. Grain assault.

 

[hayvis]

Would be singing a completely different tune if England had 6 points....

Ingerland were the best team at the world cup. We jus got unlucky.

 

[Yankee151]

You lot can still win the UWC off of Costa Rica. It's coming home!

 

[Rutgers Mike]

As someone who has Swiss ancesctors, you suck Switzerland. Go home.

 

[gilstein21]

swiss cheese

 

[Rutgers Mike]

More like 88kg box of (g)rape.

FIFY

 

[Hachiko]

FIFY

Or 100kg.


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[TrojanMan]

As someone who has Swiss ancesctors, you suck Switzerland. Go home.

As someone who has French ancestors...

 

[Orlando]

No Pogs? Swiss to win

Lol