hayvis gonna hammer into these shit for brains EURO 2021 or is it 2020, who fucking knows. Where Ingerlish dreams will finally come true. Or not

[kella]

Oh. My. God.

 

[adchester]

Omg

 

[Travis7401]

Damn sorry @hayvis, I tried to fix the sim

 

[Karl Hungus]

I'm sorry @hayvis


Beware the lads, be safe

 

[kella]

Why would you put a 19 year old on the spot

 

[Yankee151]

One or both of Rashford and Sancho will miss their penalties. Book it now.

 

[adchester]

Why would you put a 19 year old on the spot

Literally what were those choices, the youngest players who haven't played all tournament lmao

 

[NML]

oh man you just hate to see ingerland choke in penalties

deserved to be here, doe

 

[Snorky's Shame]

Why would you put a 19 year old on the spot

Sterling was still on the field wasn’t he? I’m guessing Southgate just asked who wanted to take them?

 

[Rob's FSU]

With every kick Donnaruma's balls grew in size, eventually filling the entire goal.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Southgate finds a way to fuck up penalties again. Might as well move to South America after that double sub stunt

 

[DeadMan]

I legitimately feel bad for England. Not a fan of that feeling.

 

[hayvis]

oh man you just hate to see ingerland choke in penalties

deserved to be here, doe

That you find this necessary says a lot.

 

[kella]

 

[NML]

nevar forget that italy also didnt qualify for the last world cup and now are arguably the best team in the world

@usmnt

 

[hayvis]

nevar forget that italy also didnt qualify for the last world cup and now are arguably the best team in the world

@usmnt

Why don't you excite us all with your bookmaking figures now. That's what I was hoping for.

 

[Karl Hungus]

 

[adchester]

nevar forget that italy also didnt qualify for the last world cup and now are arguably the best team in the world

@usmnt

I mean yes but also they are Italy and we are the US. Maybe focus on not losing to Haiti first

 

[adchester]

Broooooo.

 

[bruin228]

I mean yes but also they are Italy and we are the US. Maybe focus on not losing to Haiti first

You mean Nigeria in the only sport that matters

 

[NML]

Why don't you excite us all with your bookmaking figures now. That's what I was hoping for.

had a great euro final: insigne o2.5 shots, mount u1.5, u1.5 england cards, u4 first half corners, and italy to win. only loser was italy +.5 corners

how was the game for you?

 

[hayvis]

had a great euro final: insigne o2.5 shots, mount u1.5, u1.5 england cards, u4 first half corners, and italy to win. only loser was italy +.5 corners

how was the game for you?

It was shit but all is good now, as I have you to excite me with your dick swinging hard gambling fragile masculinity.

 

[hayvis]

@NML - the pride you have that you're a professional gambler is comedy gold.

 

[Karl Hungus]

I will say that I feel bad for the English players. They're a pretty likable bunch. And @hayvis . As for the rest of them...

 

[NML]

@NML - the pride you have that you're a professional gambler is comedy gold.

ur right, should just ask my wife and her family to support me financially while i sit in my vacation home and criticize people online who actually make money. much more honorable

 

[hayvis]

@NML - You know

I will say that I feel bad for the English players. They're a pretty likable bunch. And @hayvis . As for the rest of them...

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The flip side though is that although we won nothing, we got all the benefits of the incoming massive covid surge from all the parties. So not everyone lost. New variant UK covid was very much a winner.

 

[hayvis]

ur right, should just ask my wife and her family to support me financially while i sit in my vacation home and criticize people online who actually make money. much more honorable

You're so cool. I wish I was you.

 

[Bmack]

ur right, should just ask my wife and her family to support me financially while i sit in my vacation home and criticize people online who actually make money. much more honorable

ANd they could do it!

 

[hayvis]

ur right, should just ask my wife and her family to support me financially while i sit in my vacation home and criticize people online who actually make money. much more honorable

But this is the thing. I'm cool being a bitch because I don't have MASSIVELY FRAGILE MASCULINITY like you.

 

[hayvis]

@NML - Can't believe you backed up my comments on fragile masculinity with the absolute epitome of fragile masculinity.

 

[bruin228]

 

[hayvis]

@NML - LOOK AT ME. I MAKE LOADS OF MONEY AS A COOL GAMBLER. I BET YOU THINK I'VE GOT A MASSIVE COCK.

 

[hayvis]

AND NO-ONE LOOKS AFTER ME BECAUSE I AM MAN.

 

[NML]

hayvis: very stable genius

 

[Yankee151]

I don't feel bad for anyone from skull island but I of course feel bad for my HERMano @bruin @bruin228 who adopted them as a rooting interest, and also STERLING

 

[hayvis]

hayvis: very stable genius

Don't rub it in. I know I'm not clever like you with all your numbers and massive cock with the big boy job and everything. I can't humble people like you can, but that's no reason to pick on me.

 

[hayvis]

I don't feel bad for anyone from skull island but I of course feel bad for my HERMano @bruin @bruin228 who adopted them as a rooting interest, and also STERLING

That's a dick move. Fuck you.

 

[Yankee151]

I don't count you as a skull island resident because you're moving to New York

 

[hayvis]

I don't count you as a skull island resident because you're moving to New York

I probably won't be able to move though due to my geriatric dog.

 

[bruin228]

I don't feel bad for anyone from skull island but I of course feel bad for my HERMano @bruin @bruin228 who adopted them as a rooting interest, and also STERLING

 

[bruin228]

I don't count you as a skull island resident because you're moving to New York

Me and @hayvis in a year:

 

[Irishman]

 

[Brick]

vindication for denmark who belonged there anyway.

 

[adchester]

 

[Yankee151]

Me and @hayvis in a year:

Alternative response:

 

[DeadMan]

 

[Karl Hungus]

Not Saka!!! Noooooo

Let's check in on his insta, shall we?

 

[Brick]

all jokes aside, PKs are a fucking sham way to determine single elimination outcomes. i have never understood it. first goal in extended/overtime play should win. golden goal or whatever. why don't they do this? how thrilling would a walk-off goal in a title game be?

 

[Karl Hungus]

They did that for a while & people hated it

 

[Brick]

...but why?