ESPN Sign Suggestions

[JSU Zack]

My alma mater will be on ESPN 2 Friday night, and I need some suggestions for acrostic gameday signs. Any suggestions (not X-rated)?

So, not this...

 

[Travis7401]

Have you considered rejecting this entire idea with your God-like mind?

 

[JSU Zack]

Have you considered rejecting this entire idea with your God-like mind?

My God-like mind isn't strong enough to resist the urge to make jokes.

 

[Travis7401]

 

[worst2first]

Every
Squirrel
Plays with
Nuts

Beware a
Squirrel
Prince
Now rises

The
Squirrel King
Springs from
Nutopia

 

[jdlikewhoa]

Those last two are amazing.

 

[Travis7401]

Oh shit, I lied this is a great idea. DO NOT REJECT. Thanks @worst2first for turning this into a great idea!

 

[JSU Zack]

LMAO. Those are great, @worst2first.

 

[JSU Zack]

I can only imagine someone reading those on TV and Googling Nutopia. They'd find us, and we would get reported for being a hate group or something by Lane Kiffin.

 

[GatorTD]

pEnis
peniS
Penis
peNis

 

[ZackMills]

I did laugh way too much at that penis one. Mostly because of how happy the sign holder looks.

 

[adchester]

penispenisAnd hE
penispenispprayS
oh my God do i Pray I pray every single day
penifor revolutioN!

 

[Simo77]

I vote for @worst2first 3rd one. Amazing

 

[Wuf]

AccEpt
JulmiSte or
Ponder
ExtiNction

 

[Bmack]

AccEpt
JulmiSte or
Ponder
ExtiNction

People wil take this as specific threat to sideline reporter Samantha ponder

 

[guardman23]

Diarrhea > Sam Houston state