Corches Hot Seat Thread 2018

[fried rice]

Should’ve hired Orgeron when you had the chance.

 

[BasinBictory]

Should’ve hired Orgeron when you had the chance.

There's a requirement that they speak English.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Give me Schiano or give me razor blades

 

[Brick]

brady hoke is available

 

[bruin228]

I’m available

@Yankee151 as strength and conditioning corch

 

[Skeeter]

Give me Schiano or give me razor blades

Too bad you missed on prewitt. Looks like a winner.

 

[Yankee151]

The only S&C corching I could do is training TWINKS to become even more TWINK

 

[bruin228]

The only S&C corching I could do is training TWINKS to become even more TWINK

You’ll know the importance of being certified and that I’m strong if you strong, doe

 

[Renegade]

Yeah, P5 school. Not Big Ten disability supplement recipients.

Rutgers should be getting death benefits after today.

 

[Yankee151]

One of the many benefits of being a fan of 29 different college football teams.

 

[bjc]

How the hell does Mike Stoops still have a jerb

 

[CJ_24]

Incorrect thread.

 

[bjc]

Nope. He should’ve been on the hot seat starting with the 2012 season. Dude should’ve gone long ago lol

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Too bad you missed on prewitt. Looks like a winner.

What are you talking about?

 

[Southpaw]

He's still butt hurt that Tennessee fans stopped the Schiano hire. Not as butt hurt as the kids that were raped while he was corching at psu, but butt hurt nonetheless.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

He's still butt hurt that Tennessee fans stopped the Schiano hire. Not as butt hurt as the kids that were raped while he was corching at psu, but butt hurt nonetheless.

Okay, but how did I specifically miss on Pruitt?

 

[Skeeter]

Okay, but how did I specifically miss on Pruitt?

You didn't. It was a shot at Tennessee. Looks like they're getting what they deserve doe.

We cool Rutgers Mike hermano.

 

[Southpaw]

Tennessee would be worse with Schiano bc they'd have a rapist enabling asshole. At least they just have a dumb red neck.

Nice collection of corches at tOSU. Women beaters and those that cover for child rapers and women beaters.

 

[Skeeter]

Allegedly...

 

[Southpaw]

Okay, but how did I specifically miss on Pruitt?

You didn't. He's just a trog troggin.

 

[bruin228]

Skeeter dropping terrible takes in multiple threads with almost CJ-like efficiency

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Skeeter dropping terrible takes in multiple threads with almost CJ-like efficiency

 

[Mr. Radpants]

That's a really weird one. Did she actually say that on the show? You can't tell by the gif because she's not saying anything at all, of course. What was the context? Is she talking to a man that doesn't know how to smile?

 

[Rutgers Mike]

That's a really weird one. Did she actually say that on the show? You can't tell by the gif because she's not saying anything at all, of course. What was the context? Is she talking to a man that doesn't know how to smile?

I remember seeing it, but I think she said it differently. Like she said she doesn’t have a big smile.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Wake Forest fired their DC. Dave Cohen next man up? @goblue96

 

[Irishman]

Wake Forest fired their DC. Dave Cohen next man up? @goblue96

Ouch.

 

[goblue96]

Wake Forest fired their DC. Dave Cohen next man up? @goblue96

 

[kella]

Skeeter dropping terrible takes in multiple threads with almost CJ-like efficiency

Whoa now. CJ has gone something like 12 for 12 on occasion. We need to recognize the bar of non-excellence he's set.

 

[adchester]

It’s hard to beat the records for bad takes set on Nutopia. CJ for efficiency and quantity, Mame for overall worst take

 

[Irishman]

Ma'BadTake
Ma'BadTwitter

 

[pavel]

@Mame YO has been a no-show since then

 

[Bruce Wayne]

People on nutopia die?

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Recent outrage quit because obviously all of Nutopia was wrong and he was right

 

[Renegade]

Has Bobby Petrino lost his touch? I can't remember a team of his that was so offensively inept.

 

[Lightningwar]

Has Bobby Petrino lost his touch? I can't remember a team of his that was so offensively inept.

Yes, he stopped touching younger women in the athletic depart and racing his motorcycle into the ground. He also lost his crutch of a QB and now the talent level at Louisville is being exposed. Just like FSU after Dalvin left. Now these two are going to meet and it should be an epic offensive show of Tomfoolery.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

The clock is ticking

 

[Skeeter]

Dantonio seat has to be a little warm I would think

 

[bjc]

mike stoops

 

[Brick]

Dantonio seat has to be a little warm I would think

huh? they would have to be crazy.

 

[Rutgers Mike]

mike stoops

I’ll trade ya

 

[Skeeter]

huh? they would have to be crazy.

Scandals, drop off in results, housed by northwestern. Just saying warm not boiling

 

[bruin228]

You’re just wrong, doe

 

[DeadMan]

Danontio on the hot seat? Lol

 

[Southpaw]

I tell you who is on the hot seat and that's Malzahn. Auburn got at least 3 more losses coming and will finish out of the top 25.

 

[bjc]

Mike Gundy is on the hot seat according to a bunch of idiot chokie lite fans.

Mike stoops should’ve been fired after 2014 lol. If not then, 2016. Or 2017. Why the fuck is he still employed?

 

[silverwheels]

OSU would be nuts to fire Gundy.

 

[bjc]

OSU would be nuts to fire Gundy.

They would. Just look at Nebraska.

Bad years happen for everyone. Our OL can’t block anyone and our new DC is adjusting to a whole different breed of offense in the Big 12. He’s trying to man up every down on slots with safeties and it isn’t working lol.

Oh well, after trashing Boise I thought we’d compete for a big 12 title again, hahahaha @ that.

 

[Brick]

even if gundy or dantonio didn't win a single game the rest of the season, any AD with a single fucking brain cell would not even think for a second about canning them.

 

[bjc]

just wanna say fuck the BCS and voters for screwing us out of our one opportunity to play for a championship. Because that is never happening again lol

 

[silverwheels]

Yeah, that was bullshit. Even as an OU fan I was mad that Bammer got selected over the Pokes.