2025 NFL Season Thread: Cry About It

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imagine that is enough to kill you just at 62. lift weights you cucks
 
The Riverside County Sheriff's Office is investigating the incident, though TMZ reported that there was no indication that Elway was driving negligently when Sperbeck fell after the two men and their spouses had left a party.
Famous lush, horseface, wasn't hammered at a party? That'd be a first.
 

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Hi, I'm John Elway and welcome to Jackass
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people that drive golf carts at max speed regardless of terrain, corners, slope, etc. are just asking for stuff like this. My FIL drives a cart at 10 tenths like he's aiming for fastest lap. Doesn't matter what the terrain looks like. Been a few times where I had to lean far out of the cart to make sure we didn't go up on 2 wheels.
 

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Elway was fucking LIT guaranteed

My Grandpa met him back in Torrance in the early 90’s peak horseface at his new car dealerships and he said he couldn’t have been more of a bigger prick.

Now after the past 5 years and coming to terms that my G Pa is a pathological liar and known womanizer I’ve doubted his stories now, but I believe this one
 
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people that drive golf carts at max speed regardless of terrain, corners, slope, etc. are just asking for stuff like this. My FIL drives a cart at 10 tenths like he's aiming for fastest lap. Doesn't matter what the terrain looks like. Been a few times where I had to lean far out of the cart to make sure we didn't go up on 2 wheels.
I mean in any miniature vehicle I just want to go fast
 

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imagine that is enough to kill you just at 62. lift weights you cucks

Someone who dies from a golf cart fall would probably decapitate themselves with a barbell, leading to the reptilians banning all barbells, so just take the W

Elway's lizard agent is dead and Elite Ball Watchers should rejoice
 
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evil1

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I think the Steelers trading Pickens had more to do with the potential upcoming extension than anything else. He is in the final year of his rookie deal and could be asking for $25 million per year going forward.
 

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Well there you have it. The SHIELD has jumped the shark if this passes. Games on Black Friday. The face of the league opening the season against a division rival in South America…

Whathappenedtothegameilove?/mark jackson meme

This really is some of the dumbest shit. What's the point of winning your division? And why is every League so hell bent on killing all the traditions upon which they were built? Jfc

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division wins are stupid. nashnul finally doing something right with wins and losses mattering. remember when the giants won that sham superb owl over an undefeated team? lol
 

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I hope every team pulls a Luvu and wastes tons of time whenever this play is run
 

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my favorite receiver for Fafita to underthrow by 10 yards in EA CFB
 

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As Steelers fan, I've come around to the idea of signing Rodgers.

The speculation is that Pittsburgh is prepared to go all-in selecting a QB in next year's draft. With trades and compensatory draft picks, Pittsburgh could have 3 picks in the 3rd round and another 2 picks in the 4th round to help trade up. If all of that is true, then signing Rodgers makes sense. If he plays well and they are in position to win a playoff game, then it is a success. If he bombs, then this is no different than tanking for a better draft spot, which a lot of fans and talking heads have been clamoring for them to do.
 

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As Steelers fan, I've come around to the idea of signing Rodgers.

The speculation is that Pittsburgh is prepared to go all-in selecting a QB in next year's draft. With trades and compensatory draft picks, Pittsburgh could have 3 picks in the 3rd round and another 2 picks in the 4th round to help trade up. If all of that is true, then signing Rodgers makes sense. If he plays well and they are in position to win a playoff game, then it is a success. If he bombs, then this is no different than tanking for a better draft spot, which a lot of fans and talking heads have been clamoring for them to do.
That's the position I'm in too. I'd rather have them bomb out than be mediocre.
 

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Soccer plays much, much differently on artificial surfaces than real grass. Football really doesn't (other than places where they purposely keep the grass long, or stadiums with shit surfaces like Heinz)
 
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