2023 - The Offseason Thread

[Ander1345]

And he's not even phased by it since if he thought it would affect him he could've ran to the NFL at any point.

 

[bruin]

Could Pac-12 football be coming to ⁦The CW?

 

[Mr. Radpants]

After alleged rape by Michigan athlete, a woman’s death and a mom’s search for answers

Police and university officials closed their cases without questioning the football player. With the woman dead, they decided not to pursue it.

www.usatoday.com

What a horrible story.

At least they made the paloffs

 

[Brick]

paloffs enter nutopia lexicon

 

[goblue96]

 

[Ander1345]

Sickest logo in all of sports

 

[Brick]

CROOTS

 

[bruin]

CHOSEN

 

[Ander1345]

Why you gonna hire a mostly media guy unless you gonna need to negotiate another tv deal???

Also lmao @ him being a former president of sports and entertainment at Activision Blizzard, a company that should have a esports profile 10000 times larger than it currently is. The OWL is a dead body.

 

[Lightningwar]

CROOTS

I'd say this is pretty cliche and obvious. But I watched a Jimbo Fisher offense plod along for years. So there are coaches out there that prefer the system over getting players the ball.

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Florida football recruiting: Five-star safety Xavier Filsaime commits to Gators at Orange & Blue Game

DBU title shifts back to Gainesville

 

[Brick]

they still suck tho

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

You bismirch the good name of Professor X Philliesame

 

[Lightningwar]

Bleh UF will still fire their coach anyways after 3 years because they lost 3 games.

 

[bruin]

VISOR CHIP VISOR CHIP VISOR CHIP VISOR CHIP

 

[BasinBictory]

Bleh UF will still fire their coach anyways after 3 years because they lost 3 games.

Or had 30 felony arrests.

 

[Yankee151]

Campaign for new UL mascot gains community support

Albineaux “Al” Boudreaux was designed with the hopes of finally bringing the missing component to UL’s campus and gameday experience.

www.klfy.com

ALBINEAUX ALBINEAUX ALBINEAUX

 

[silverwheels]

Muschamp got gundyfat

 

[Southpaw]

Apparently ARCH looked terrible in the spring game. Longhorn meltdown!

 

[silverwheels]

I don't know what made them think he was going to be incredible right off the bat based off his production against the high school competition he had. Almost like they just care about his last name.

 

[OU11]

I don't think many people did think he'd be incredible off the bat. I mean the depth chart was set with or without Manning committing so him being poo doesn't change anything. Didn't the Mannings want him to sit a year anyway? Ewers was always going to be better (1.000 rating bro) and look better this year.

 

[silverwheels]

I just assume Texas fans always have the worst takes/opinions, my bad.

 

[OU11]

I just assume Texas fans always have the worst takes/opinions, my bad.

They believe Ewers is a savior too, so they still have bad takes

 

[CJ_24]

 

[coogrfan]

Posted this in the cbb thread by mistake.

 

[Brick]

@Wooly

 

[Ander1345]

Monken has been experimenting with the pistol/shotgun options for a few seasons now.

I imagine it'll look a lot like Georgia State/Coastal Carolina.

 

[Brick]

FUN

 

[silverwheels]

SLIDER statue accurately depicting his height of 4 feet

 

[coogrfan]

Monken has been experimenting with the pistol/shotgun options for a few seasons now.

I imagine it'll look a lot like Georgia State/Coastal Carolina.

...only slower and smaller.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Lol @jars

 

[Brick]

they spoiled by good recent qbs. they won like 3 shampships minimum with forgettable BUMS.

 

[adchester]

Jake Coker lol

 

[Brick]

nutopian connor shaw could have led them to a shampship on acid.

 

[Brick]

is LOLORADO even gonna be able to field a team? #boomercorch

 

[Mr. Radpants]

Hope not. LOLORADO

 

[Brick]

it a DEION marketing firm not a footbaw progrum not sure why they need players.

lol at the PRIME jacket and a cowboy hat when he trying to rip away any personality from the players.

"You’re not wearing zero. That would never happen because that means you’re nothing," Sanders said. "I don’t understand who wants a zero. I don’t understand why you wanna be a nothing. I don’t get that."

boomer energy

 

[Mr. Radpants]

it a DEION

It’s COACH PRIME, you’re cut.

 

[bruin]

If Ralphie gets in the portal... where does he land?

 

[bruin228]

He won't, but I hope CORCH PRIME succeeds just because of how mad he makes Mr. Madpants

 

[Brick]

He won't, but I hope CORCH PRIME succeeds just because of how mad he makes Mr. Madpants

eh. he has to endure the CRISTOBUM years. that is enough.

 

[bruin]

He won't, but I hope CORCH PRIME succeeds just because of how mad he makes Mr. Madpants

@buffsgirl will be
Lucky to win 3 games this season

 

[silverwheels]

Totally normal

 

[adchester]

Kid is extremely polite calling it "very unlucky" lmao

 

[Brick]

he making a run at dabo for biggest chode in CFB already.

 

[BasinBictory]

Hope not. LOLORADO

CORCH PRIME is basically doing what I used to do in NCAA 2004, making a Cupcake Create-A-Team where every single player is a 1-star.

It will be awesome when he wins the NATTY in Year 4!

 

[Ander1345]

It's hard to say if purging is better. Bielema is winning with a ton of Lovie recruits that Lovie couldn't win with, but even Lovie's worst rosters were light-years ahead of the MAC shit Beckman brought in that Lovie sent packing. Lovie just didn't win.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

He won't, but I hope CORCH PRIME succeeds just because of how mad he makes Mr. Madpants

So mad

 

[Southpaw]

Have they ever made a statue that looked good?

 

[Mr. Radpants]

The Statue of Limitations looks pretty good