2022: The World Cup Thread

[OU11]

I used to watch that on July 4th before things like "safety" took away our freedom

 

[CJ_24]

To be honest I think Europeans have a different attitude to fireworks than Americans. London has been cleaned up a bit from it now, but a few years ago it wasn't uncommon to get stuck in an ally or somewhere with people firing rockets at each other around November. I remember one time watching a kid on a bike doing wheelies with a 50 rocket cake firing off his shoulder.

Let me introduce you to certain groups of "youths" in Minneapolis

 

[Karl Hungus]

Reciting the shahada live on Fox, alhamdulillah

 

[BasinBictory]

Alexi Lalalalalalalalalalas

 

[Hike]

Local brewery opening early for the final. Might just be me and Ma’wife but fuck it.

 

[Skeeter]

Soccer players are made of porcelain

 

[adchester]

LIONEL

 

[hayvis]

Actually pulling for Argentina now. They've been far the better side and Deschamps tactics are as loathsome as they were versus Ingerland.

 

[hayvis]

Soccer players are made of porcelain

Viveza Criolla.

 

[silverwheels]

DI MARIAAAAAAAA what a goal


Can't believe Argentina has looked like this to start. Expected the opposite.

 

[Bmack]

France will need to pull the goalie soon.

 

[hayvis]

It's over. Deschamps has no idea how to win a game from behind.

 

[BasinBictory]

It's over. Deschamps has no idea how to win a game from behind.

Yup. Gamelin had the same problem.

 

[BasinBictory]

Argentina are dominating, but I get the feeling that they can't keep up this furious pace all game and then France will get even like the Dutch did.

 

[Yankee151]

 

[hayvis]

Argentina are dominating, but I get the feeling that they can't keep up this furious pace all game and then France will get even like the Dutch did.

To be fair it looks like France are below full fitness because of that virus they caught so highly unlikely they're going to have the energy for a massive comeback.

 

[silverwheels]

Alexei Lalas really doesn't need to be on TV

 

[hayvis]

What the fuck were les francaise doing with te camels or do we have to ask? https://www.egyptindependent.com/hours-before-world-cup-final-3-french-players-catch-camel-flu/

 

[CJ_24]

 

[Bmack]

MACRONI becomes ANIMATED in RESPONSE to MBOP's PK!

 

[goblue96]

Ho. Lee. Fuk.

 

[Bmack]

OMG best SPORT ever.

 

[Brick]

It's over. Deschamps has no idea how to win a game from behind.

bet

 

[silverwheels]

Wild, wild stuff

 

[fried rice]

GOOOAAALLLL ENORMÉ!!!!!

 

[BasinBictory]

Argentina are dominating, but I get the feeling that they can't keep up this furious pace all game and then France will get even like the Dutch did.

 

[bruin228]

Mmmbop is so annoying

 

[hayvis]

HAPPY TO BE PROVEN WRONG!

 

[pavel]

I actually had a dream last night that Argentina won 3-2 on some dumb goalmouth scrum where they chested it in during extra time. If that happens, lol

 

[CJ_24]

Did the French surrender their glorified jogging match?

 

[Irishman]

Le match est fou !

 

[hayvis]

Best final ever probably. Not that there's much competition.

 

[CJ_24]

At least that corch is wearing a sports jacket. That's more than I can say for American corches

 

[Brick]

argentiner SHOOK

 

[silverwheels]

LOL finally a card for a dive

 

[Skeeter]

A stiff breeze takes down a player from each side.

 

[hayvis]

You try running around for 90 minutes without falling over.

 

[CJ_24]

A stiff breeze takes down a player from each side.

Stupid sport

 

[Brick]

still tickles me every time when players stop fucking playing to protest a non-call.

 

[hayvis]

Did they deliberately get a Collina lookalike to ref this game?

 

[CJ_24]

Kobe would have made that. This Messi character is not clutch

 

[Brick]

please end this in a goal and not fucking PKs. damn that was a stressful ending.

 

[kella]

Did they deliberately get a Collina lookalike to ref this game?

who the hell is this guy.

 

[fried rice]

You try running around for 90 minutes without falling over.

Weak European/Criollo constitutions.

 

[BasinBictory]

Weak European/Criollo constitutions.

Yes. Americans run around for 5-10 seconds before falling over.

 

[hayvis]

who the hell is this guy.

Oof. Looked at his wiki page and he looks like a FIFA stooge. MAY THE BEST TEAM WIN!

 

[Brick]

this ending in PKs im going to costco

 

[silverwheels]

Breathless

 

[kella]

@pavel you have any other prescient dreams that we can make some money on?

 

[silverwheels]

I actually had a dream last night that Argentina won 3-2 on some dumb goalmouth scrum where they chested it in during extra time. If that happens, lol

Close enough!