2021-22 Corches' Terrible HaSHtaGS Thread

[Bmack]

Also must be named after famed comedian Daniel Tosh @Bmack

He went by Danny in high school.

 

[Brick]

He went by Danny in high school.

 

[bruin228]

GRAHAM vs. KITTLEY gonna be must watch TV

 

[MtneerManiac]

BEAN's offense is DEAD

hallelujah

 

[bruin]

SAGE.



like the fifth coach to leave CHIP’s staff this year.

 

[Mr. Radpants]

#Nevadatude is an obvious ripoff of the truly awful #Natitude. Which was also ripped off by #Cincinattitude. Launch Twitter into the sun

 

[Irishman]

[Error: User has been triggered by Twitter and this bitchy post has been removed for the rest of our sanity.]

 

[Yankee151]

GRAHAM vs. KITTLEY gonna be must watch TV

#AlmostHeaven is an actual good hashtag, 1) because it references a gr8 song everyone associates with West Virginia, 2) the capitalization is in the right spots, and 3) because the Almost does a lot of work in that hashtag, just like it did in the song

 

[Brick]

TOSH

 

[bruin]

 

[goblue96]

Looks like guy who could have been Walton’s college roommate.

 

[Skeeter]

So chip definitely getting fired Sunday. Who they bringing in?

 

[Brick]

BEAR EBEL is available

 

[digs]

this sounds like a CORCH 0 situation

 

[bruin]

Think signs point to a CHIP extension.

Getting ASSinaro to resign was the first step.

 

[bruin228]

So chip definitely getting fired Sunday. Who they bringing in?

Dick Vermeil is coming back

 

[Irishman]

From the dead?

 

[OU11]

What is dead may never die

 

[bruin228]

From the dead?

He’s actually not dead yet, I thought he was too lol

 

[bruin]

I’m Gene Chizik and I’m a Tar Heel!

 

[bruin228]

I’m Gene Chizik and I’m a Tar Heel!

He looks exactly like Gavin Belson there

 

[Karl Hungus]

Announcing the Todd Graham "you can't fire me, I quit" resignation at midnight eastern is a hell of a Friday news dump.

 

[Brick]

CROOTIN SHOES

DILLY DILLY

 

[kella]

Why are they at the field at night at the very start of the off season

 

[Southpaw]

Hard work work

 

[Rutgers Mike]

Announcing the Todd Graham "you can't fire me, I quit" resignation at midnight eastern is a hell of a Friday news dump.

Maybe they can get Nick Rolovich back

 

[adchester]

WELCOME CORCH @Brick

 

[Brick]

FROZEN TUNDRA HYPRRRRRR

 

[kella]

In 2019, the Tigers ranked 14th in the nation in total defense (312.0 yards per game) and 17th in the nation in points allowed (19.4). In 2018, Missouri ended the regular season ranked 22nd nationally against the run, allowing just 122.9 yards per game to opponents.

the fact that they were mediocre despite this is pure middling SEC SEC SEC stuff

 

[Brick]

where the 2021. missouri's defense was absolutely awful this year, especially against the run. like, laughably bad. haha

 

[kella]

they lost to Army

 

[goblue96]

Yeah but Army is actually good not paper good like Missouri.

 

[Brick]

i would go to cfbstats.com for this but the domain name expired!

 

[Yankee151]

Yeah but Army is actually good not paper good like Missouri.

So ur saying Mizzou are PAPER TIGERS?

 

[silverwheels]

 

[Brick]

good for people who hate briles! CRISTOBUM gon make his stonk drop severely.

 

[Yankee151]

NOT DONE DEAL

 

[Brick]

smart move! they must have not offered 14 weeks rape leave.

 

[bruin228]

Arkansas remains completely unlikable!

 

[silverwheels]

something something not relevant something relevant

 

[silverwheels]

Arkansas remains completely unlikable!

That'll never change.

 

[BasinBictory]

That'll never change.

They'll be even less likeable if they change their name to Aroklahoma

 

[Brick]

STTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSSSSSS

 

[silverwheels]

 

[bruin]

FARIS

 

[bruin228]

Lol CRISTOBUM

 

[Brick]

when the only interview questions are likely ARE YOU HARD NOSE an DO YOU HATE CROOTIN not surprised

 

[Ander1345]

This seems made up.

 

[kella]

Lol CRISTOBUM

This is an incredible throughline

"coach rejects miami, wants to stay in Toledo"

 

[kella]

also get ur hands off my MACTION, CRISTOBUM