2019 Womens World Cup

[hayvis]

Oh. Quelle surprise. Ingerland bottle it.

 

[kella]

One of these times we will competently clear a ball in the box

 

[kella]

Gotta be a second yellow

 

[Yankee151]

Haven't seen an Inglander kicked out this hard since the signing of the Treaty of Paris.

 

[kella]

30 second water break, 4 subs, 90 second VAR review = 7 minutes? what

 

[NML]

30 second water break, 4 subs, 90 second VAR review = 7 minutes? what

and in the first half, there were three goals and two injuries... but one minute of added time

WAT

 

[NML]

England has a new queen now



Three straight finals leggo

 

[kella]

A 35 yard shot with a defender draped all over you? Is that me 8 drinks into a Pro Clubs run?

 

[Karl Hungus]

 

[hayvis]

"They've done their country proud, were brave, etc... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah".

 

[goblue96]

Oh. Quelle surprise. Ingerland bottle it.

It's a World Cup tradition.

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

We did it, we took state

 

[NML]

Also bring me Phil Neville and Piers Morgan salty responses to this game and inject them into my veins

 

[hayvis]

It's a World Cup tradition.

Don't forget the Euros next year.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Also bring me Phil Neville and Piers Morgan salty responses to this game and inject them into my veins

 

[goblue96]

Don't forget the Euros next year.

Bart Scott for a quarterfinal or semifinal PK loss to Germany.

 

[bruin]

thinking left arm

 

[DeadMan]

I love this US team. I wish the men had half the ability and temerity of this fucking team.

 

[doh]

"They've done their country proud, were brave, etc... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah".

 

[DeadMan]

 

[pavel]

Morgan needs to pass that roach before it gets too hot

 

[NML]

“I like when the US scores and celebrates, just not when it’s against my team”

 

[hayvis]

If you want some more laughs, then watch us beat New Zealand to qualify for the cricket World Cup semi-final. Can you guess what's going to happen yet?

 

[kella]

Can't disagree with much of this: https://deadspin.com/the-uswnt-is-too-good-to-play-like-cowards-1836074256

 

[adchester]

 

[doh]

Can't disagree with much of this: https://deadspin.com/the-uswnt-is-too-good-to-play-like-cowards-1836074256

They've gone 5 in the back way, way too early each of the close matches.

Bart Scott for Sunday. Will be the ultimate technical vs. atholetes match. US is way better physically. I think the Netherlands is better technically.

 

[DeadMan]

Horan not starting even though we’re playing the best technical side in the tournament? Yikes.

 

[kella]

We're impatient and wasteful already. Which is pretty on brand for this team in this tournament.

Just as I post this, another aimless long ball directly at the keeper.

 

[DeadMan]

We don't look great in the final 3rd, but we look pretty good everywhere else. We have to move the ball pretty quick for an opening it seems, but we just looked hurried sometimes. I think this is the Dutch's MO, though. Soak up the pressure and then win in the last 20 minutes.

 

[kella]

Our primary offense is basically appealing for penalties.

 

[kella]

This is better. Let's go.

 

[DeadMan]

How did we not score there?

 

[silverwheels]

Seems like it's a matter of time now.

 

[silverwheels]

This ref is an idiot.

 

[DeadMan]

Lavelle gets knocked over and no call leading to a break. Come on.

 

[kella]

The Dutch players stood around too. It was blatant.

 

[Brick]

alexi lalas is still the analyst for this shit? incredible

 

[hayvis]

USA goin' down to the Netherlands like English planes in 1775.

 

[kella]

Both teams seem utterly allergic to playing in the middle, even without immediate pressure.

 

[DeadMan]

With that halftime sub, I bet Ellis won't use another sub until the 80th minute at the earliest.

 

[silverwheels]

This ref is an idiot.

 

[kella]

She saw that Copa America ref yesterday and was inspired.

 

[DeadMan]

Ref seems completely unaware out there.

 

[kella]

Our primary offense is basically appealing for penalties.

 

[DeadMan]

That's a penalty. 100%

 

[kella]

Well that was an easy call. lmao @ Dutch player saying "hey fuck off"

 

[Orlando]

Love the initial call of a corner too

 

[DeadMan]

So, who's ready for 5 at the back turtling for 30 minutes?

 

[Bmack]

Good job by Tracy Morgan's niece drawing that foul.

 

[kella]

Did you guys know that when the defenders are backing off of you in the middle of the field you can get better looks on goal?!?!? shocking

great finish tho