2019 MINSHEW

[kella]

I didn't realize they changed the rules for the first round so you could only draft lineman and QBs. The Lions gonna have to pretend that stupid tight end is gonna convert to OT.

 

[Southpaw]

One more day down here with these idiots. These fucking scooters are just strewn everywhere. If I was mayor I’d build electronic fencing that disabled those pieces of shit.

 

[Southpaw]

Tyreek Hill is a POS.

 

[Southpaw]

Lol

 

[bruin228]

 

[Yankee151]

Amazing, he literally used this to defend his choice

 

[bruin228]

Famous Big 12 team Ohio State

 

[Yankee151]

Like 2 and a half good players on this list.

 

[Bmack]

scott Barrett talks about the dangers of sample size al the time yet has no blue check mark? Where is jack ? Get him a check mark for the new public square that 15% of the country uses.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Wtf... he didn't like the music in the weight room, so he just cut the speaker wires? (Kaleb McGary)

He's not racist, he's awkward

 

[bruin228]

"One of the blacks"

 

[Karl Hungus]

"One of the blacks"

Yeah, I feel like that GM or whoever was telling on hisself a little bit with that line.

 

[goblue96]

"One of the blacks"

 

[Skeeter]

Wtf... he didn't like the music in the weight room, so he just cut the speaker wires? (Kaleb McGary)

He's not racist, he's awkward

Who would guess this JAR is racist???

 

[Karl Hungus]

That dude will 100% retire early to become a cop.

 

[kella]

Maybe he meant the dude was lifting with the Blacks from Curb. Pretty uncool to fuck with Leon's lamping like that.

 

[ZackMills]

 

[Skeeter]

Jesus Jim brown is in rough shape. He thinks its 2013.

 

[Brick]

horseface got his big trog qb @Travis7401

NEEEEEEIGGGGGHHHHHH

6'5" 225 BABBY

 

[Yankee151]

CHOSEN to Miami leggggo @bruin @bruin228

 

[Yankee151]

The Cardinals have had 3 chances to take OL help for SLIDER and are yet to do so, instead taking some TWINK from Umass and a no name MASSHOLE from BC. Tua to AZ #1 next year.

 

[bruin228]

CHOSEN to Miami leggggo @bruin @bruin228

Now I have to be a LOLPHINS fan with JAR?

 

[goblue96]

Now I have to be a LOLPHINS fan with JAR?

 

[bruin228]

Lmao they got him and a 5th for a 2nd?

Daniel Jones at #6, doe

Poor @Rutgers Mike

 

[Yankee151]

They traded back with the Saints and picked up their 2nd next year, which will basically be in the same spot as the pick they just traded for Rosen. Combined with his low salary, lawd did they get a steal. If he doesn't work out they got Treva in two years anyways.

 

[bruin228]

They traded back with the Saints and picked up their 2nd next year, which will basically be in the same spot as the pick they just traded for Rosen. Combined with his low salary, lawd did they get a steal. If he doesn't work out they got Treva in two years anyways.

Or they can be blessed by GORDO next year

 

[goblue96]

And the Cardinals piss away the 2nd rounder on a TWINK receiver from UMASS.

 

[bruin228]

The Cards offense could be FUN with SLIDER, Johnson, Fitzgerald, Kirk, and Isabella, but SLIDER will die behind that line in Week 3

 

[bruin228]

They traded back with the Saints and picked up their 2nd next year, which will basically be in the same spot as the pick they just traded for Rosen. Combined with his low salary, lawd did they get a steal. If he doesn't work out they got Treva in two years anyways.

@bruin @bruin228 died for this

 

[Hike]

Maybe he meant the dude was lifting with the Blacks from Curb. Pretty uncool to fuck with Leon's lamping like that.

Hope he doesn’t need the pharmacist to read the letter from his doctor

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Chosen selling those Lolphins club seats to the Chosen People

 

[Bmack]

This chosen move was predicted last night by a guy at the cigar lounge in my larger louder beach community.

 

[goblue96]

CHOSEN needs to settle down with a nice Astronaut High alum.

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

I've never heard of any of the players the Packers drafted and I read the TE got his start at Kansas. Super Bowl here we come

 

[Bmack]

CHOSEN needs to settle down with a nice Astronaut High alum.

I don’t swing that way but if I could land some of that Florida permanent alimony....

 

[bruin228]

I've never heard of any of the players the Packers drafted and I read the TE got his start at Kansas. Super Bowl here we come

He’s legit

Michigan guy is a scrub, though

 

[goblue96]

I don’t swing that way but if I could land some of that Florida permanent alimony....

I wasn’t implying you. Astronaut High, I assume, is co-ed.

 

[GR8 2 B FL G8R]

Cocoa Beach is pretty far from the Chosen Enclave Aventura

 

[CJ_24]

 

[Yankee151]

Cardinals draft 6'5" Hakeem Butler to pair with TWINK Isabella. Minshew is gonna own with this team when Slider's legs are torn apart by Aaron Donald.

 

[pavel]

I was legit shocked that dude wasn’t picked earlier

 

[Yankee151]

Amani Hooker, Cousion of Ma'Like Hooker and Coiner of @Bmack's signature catch phrase, I'ma need Hooker, is finally off the board.

 

[Bmack]

I prefer to go with the line from Willis Nelson’s classic MYHEROes HAve Aalways been COWBoys

“Pickin up hookers instead of my pen, I let the words of my youth fade away.”

But instead of WORDs for me it’s W2 BOX 1 EARNINGS

 

[adchester]

Amani Hooker, Cousion of Ma'Like Hooker and Coiner of @Bmack's signature catch phrase, I'ma need Hooker, is finally off the board.

Played basketball against his brother in HS, him and Tyus were the best AAU backcourt I’ve ever seen.

Don’t know much about Amani, but imma assume he’s a quality guy because his whole family is super nice.

 

[TonyGin&Juice]

At the Walmarts in Apple Valley and legit saw a guy decked out in LOLVikings draft gear just walk. Might have been Kurt Cousins. Will see if I can sneak a peak at the registers.

 

[Yankee151]

MINSHEWWWW @NML @bruin @bruin228

 

[Dr. Shats Basoon]

MINSHEWWWW @NML @bruin @bruin228

 

[bruin228]

MINSHEWWWW @NML @bruin @bruin228

Big Dick Nick and MINSHEW?

Infinity upgrade from garbage Bortles

 

[bruin228]

Cards’ draft looking like me when I first started running the RAID in NCAA and would sign 20 receivers and no lineman

 

[goblue96]

SLIDER gonna die on the field like TexasAg’s Vince Young.