1. We have updated to a new version of XenForo. If you were using the "Kella" custom style, you need to switch to the Utopia or Alternate style. Do this in your user preferences.
    Dismiss Notice

2018 Offseason

Discussion in 'College Football Discussion' started by Soonerfan09, Mar 1, 2018.

  1. Yankee151

    Yankee151 Tankee Stadium

    Posts:
    21,139
    Location:
    Tallahassee and Tampa
    Team:
    Yankees
    Trash Pandas are da GOAT
     
    bruin228 likes this.
  2. Travis7401

    Travis7401 Douglass Tagg Community Liaison

    Posts:
    24,465
    Today's count was:
    1 City Park employee disturbed while napping under tree (When Norma determined he wasn't a Hobo, she snorted derisively at him)
    2 squirrels (treed)
    1 medium sized dead rodent (rolled in)
    1 dead turtle (picked up)
    2 ducks chased (into pond)

    Her legs/stomach were coated in this oily black sludge from the pond bottom... It look like she was swimming in an oil spill, lol.

    [​IMG]
     
  3. Skeeter

    Skeeter Well-Known Member

    Posts:
    4,497
    Sounds like torture
     
  4. bruin228

    bruin228 Madden Mobile Addict NCAA Moderator

    Posts:
    16,791
    Location:
    Colorado
    Team:
    LEACH
  5. Brick

    Brick Well-Known Member

    Posts:
    13,697
    BREAKING NEWS: Dog Acts Like Dog
     
  6. Travis7401

    Travis7401 Douglass Tagg Community Liaison

    Posts:
    24,465
    I didn't have time to give her a bath, so I just threw her into @bruin's nook until I get home. Sorry about the oil/wet dog smell, buddy!
     
    bruin and bruin228 like this.
  7. Yankee151

    Yankee151 Tankee Stadium

    Posts:
    21,139
    Location:
    Tallahassee and Tampa
    Team:
    Yankees
    The oily black sludge was really probably from the guy sleeping on the jerb
     
  8. Soonerfan09

    Soonerfan09 Well-Known Member

    Posts:
    3,715
    Location:
    Oklahoma
    Sounds like Norma is having quite the offseason!
     
    Skeeter and Travis7401 like this.
  9. bruin

    bruin Well-Known Member

    Posts:
    9,516
    Location:
    best coast
    C8021F02-D10B-4087-ACE4-4416CCDF1270.gif
     
    Brick and Travis7401 like this.
  10. goblue96

    goblue96 Disney and Curling Expert

    Posts:
    13,591
    Location:
    Clifton Park, NY
    Team:
    Michigan
  11. Yankee151

    Yankee151 Tankee Stadium

    Posts:
    21,139
    Location:
    Tallahassee and Tampa
    Team:
    Yankees
    Just get rid of it
     
  12. Mr. Radpants

    Mr. Radpants Friendship Drive Charging

    Posts:
    14,889
    Location:
    Space
    Team:
    Dublin
    CFB? Agree
     
    Yankee151 likes this.
  13. Lightningwar

    Lightningwar Administrator

    Posts:
    4,543
    Punts and KO should be eliminated imo. They are an insane play where players have 30 yards of acceleration to crash into each other. Start every KO return at the 25. Each punt results in 40 yards or half the distance to the goal.
     
  14. coogrfan

    coogrfan Well-Known Member

    Posts:
    1,665
    Location:
    Houston TX
    Team:
    Houston
    [​IMG]
     
  15. fsuprime

    fsuprime Well-Known Member

    Posts:
    3,581
    Location:
    Tallahassee, FL
    Team:
    FSU
    stop, collaborate and listen
     
  16. Southpaw

    Southpaw Fuckface Utopia Moderator

    Posts:
    14,116
    Location:
    Nashville
    I'd rather they just stop football altogether if it is so dangerous that they think you have to effectively eliminate an entire third of the game. The next thing on the chopping block is the 3 point stance. At some point, it will cease to be football.
     
  17. bruin228

    bruin228 Madden Mobile Addict NCAA Moderator

    Posts:
    16,791
    Location:
    Colorado
    Team:
    LEACH
    This rule isn’t going to change anything. How times a game do you see some moron return it when it catches it five yards into the end zone because he thinks he can be a HERO
     
  18. Southpaw

    Southpaw Fuckface Utopia Moderator

    Posts:
    14,116
    Location:
    Nashville
    I ain't tom bout that rule. I'm tom bout if you got rid of punts and kickoffs.
     
  19. bruin228

    bruin228 Madden Mobile Addict NCAA Moderator

    Posts:
    16,791
    Location:
    Colorado
    Team:
    LEACH
    You would still watch, doe

    Flag football is more entertaining than soccer or watching a guy take 20 minutes to throw five pitches
     
  20. Mr. Radpants

    Mr. Radpants Friendship Drive Charging

    Posts:
    14,889
    Location:
    Space
    Team:
    Dublin

Share This Page